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Has this been addressed..? If not....Why, WHY is bowser always smiling? Did he smile too much and his face got stuck that way..? Is it because he's extremely optimistic? Or is it just to show off his big ..well, kinda..normalish sized pointy teeth? And does it seem like he's always looking up? WHY?! WHAT'S UP THERE BOWSER? WHAT?!?!

..Oh yeah, 70.

I need a new quote..

he looks really bad in my opinion. Couldn't a better more meaner looking one be chosen?

Yeah, your right. You'd think someone who always kidnaps a princess would have a... meaner smile.

The longest flight of a chicken is 13 seconds.

Maybe because of some freak accident, his face got stuck like that. **shrugs** Who knows?

If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

We do have a sprite of King Koopa with his mouth closed. Maybe when we have time, we'll backtrack through the comics and fix the ones where his mouth doesn't have to be opened.

King Koopa had a bad experience with a cheap face lift he had done in Mexico. He can't close his mouth, nor blink his eyes. Thus, he's always rolling them back in order to wet his corneas.

What I really want to know, is why he has arms like Popeye (little at the top, then really really big at the forearm).

Disclaimer: The sensicalness of the above statement is not guaranteed.

Well, he is turtle-like. Maybe his upper arms only look small from this angle because he has to hold them out of his shell before he can bring them forward.

You guys reply fast.

I think he's always looking upward, because maybe there's glue in his head that keeps his eyes from moving. Or maybe he's always smiling because he got sprayed with laughing gas. Y'know. Like the Joker.

Dag, I'm post-crazy today.

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Maybe he just... Kinda... Got Braces, and never got them off.

Then he likes to smile to show off his teeth!

I smile because I have no idea what's going on. :D


Jesus loves you, everybody else thinks you're an ass.

Maybe he just likes to smile...........

Don't Mess With Link!

-Kent

But he is smiling when he falls into the lava...

Not very many people I know enjoy getting their flesh burnt off.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on. :D


Jesus loves you, everybody else thinks you're an ass.

lol. Ya you right

Don't Mess With Link!

-Kent

Hehehe.

Bowser: *Smiles*
Mario: ...
Bowser: *Still smiling*
Mario: Stop that!
Bowser: *Smiling*
Mario: ...Bah!
Bowser: *Still smiling* I don't want to get wrinkles, because being a lizard, you get a bad start in skin care. Just trying to do that I can.
Mario: Oh! Ok! *Grabs axe and cuts bridge*
Bowser: *Smiling*NO!!!!

I smile because I have no idea what's going on. :D


Jesus loves you, everybody else thinks you're an ass.

Dustminion Studios Presents...

Insanity With Mario and Link

MARIO: Yo.
BOWSER: 'Sup?
MARIO: Why are you always smiling?
BOWSER: Well. Now begins a FLASHBACK!
(A puff of smoke appears.)
MARIO: Nonononono!!!
(The cloud dissipates.)
MARIO: No flashbacks!
BOWSER: Aww. I drew my own pictures for it, too.
(Suddenly, Bowser falls asleep.)
BOWSER: ZZZzzz...
MARIO: (He's sleeping, but he's STILL smiling! I can't stand it!)
(Mario walks towards the axe and knocks it down.)
BOWSER: ZZZzzz......wha? AAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111
(Bowser hath fallen into the lava STILL smiling!)
MARIO: Now to save the princess. La la la la laaaaa.
(Suddenly, Link appears out of nowhere and stabs Mario in the back!!)
DUSTMINION: Link wins!

Fin.

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No guest comics?

This was too large for a guest comic of mine. BTW, cool avatar.

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