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Well, if you've ever watched The Critic from Comedy Central on TV, you could've seen the episode where Jay is at his son's slumber party and tells the kids a story when he became a Gulf War hero or something like that. Anyway, when they got to the sphinx, some guy tells them to answer the riddle(s) of the sphinx. Here they are.

They're pretty easy, actually. Even if you didn't see the episode.

1) Why did the boy throw the clock out the window?

2) When is a door NOT a door?

3) What is green and sings?

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I can't believe nobody answered.

Anyhow, I will use the honor system and say yes, I know ALL of the answers.

Disclaimer: The sensicalness of the above statement is not guaranteed.

Bah, I know non.

Did the clock hit an old lady when thrown out the window?

I smile because I have no idea what's going on. :D


Jesus loves you, everybody else thinks you're an ass.

1) He wanted to see time fly.
2) When it's blue
3) A grasshopper

I know how to say antidisestablishmentarianism.

A door isn't a door when it's ajar.

Disclaimer: The sensicalness of the above statement is not guaranteed.

And, you'll have to find out the last one yourself. Think of a dead singer.

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I have a question. You don't know were you are but all directoins point to south. A bear walks up to you, what color is the bear?

I know how to say antidisestablishmentarianism.

Kermit the Frog is green and sings...

The bear is white, since it's a polar bear in the North Pole.

~Mashi

I don't know the bear one, and Mashiara, you still don't have it.

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Your good. O.K., here's another one. You're in a room were there are no windows, no doors, and no way to get out. Theres a table, and a mirror. How do you get out?

I know how to say antidisestablishmentarianism.

This is so easy! I can't belive no one has gotten it. Black Rooster, don't tell anyone.

I know how to say antidisestablishmentarianism.

O.K.. You look in the mirror, you see what you saw. you take out the saw you cut the table in half, 2 halfs make a whole. Then you jump out the hole and your out!

I know how to say antidisestablishmentarianism.

Don't mind me I'm just confused.

Blank space is good :)

That's my line Superkoopa!

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If there was an utterly confused mushroom face on this forum, I'd use it right now. :S

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I thought the way out was yo die,or commit sucide.

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

What is green and sings? I've asked that riddle and no one(except Mashiara) had tried to answer.

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A crazy singer who poured green paint on himself?

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

King Koopa on a bad day?

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Nope and nope. This joke was from The Critic.

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Luigi when he finally get Toadstool?

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Kermit the frog???

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Shit, I think you're right Moonbeam. Good guess, if you're not right, good guess anyways. Oh, and another guess from me, Bulbasaur from Pikachu's Vacation.

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wow i need a pill to take this all in

comics i need more comics i live for comics

Kermit the Frog was already guessed by Mashiara. And that was wrong. Remember, THINK OF A DEAD SINGER. Kermit the Frog is close, but it's still wrong.

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A dead singer? I have no idea then, I wouldn't and shouldn't know these things.

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Should I give you the answer, or should I give you more time?

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Nah, someone will get it. Don't tell us yet.

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What's green and sings? A tough query indeed, but as fate would have it, it could be none other than the King Himself:

Elvis Parsley!

Okay, okay. I cheated on that one. I used Google to find the answer. Please don't me wrong: I never watch that show, and have no real intention of doing so. I just wanted to put everyone out of their miseries by solving the query. Have fun, all!

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That is correct! :) Now I gotta think of another.

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I never would've gotten that,Dusty.But why is Elvis green?Because he rotted or something?

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

Parsley is green. "Presley" almost looks like "parsley", right? Well, Elvis Parsley. Agh. I can't explain it.

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Read carefully, my friend.. Elvis Parsley is green, but Elvis Presley is not. Ah, the semantics of the issue...

Come on, dusty! I'm sure you can think of another one! I have faith in you!

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Still thinking. *thinks*

Erm...

Here's one. Why do birds cling on power wires without getting shocked?

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Umm...another one you might get in one guess. Gee, I need to find harder ones. Anyway, why is the sky blue?

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You know... I was just going to ask YOU that one.. lol!

If you really want me to answer it, I shall, but I suppose that I will give other people a chance to answer this one, as I already know. That is, of course, unless you want me to post the answer and give no consideration to other visitors...

It's up to you!

To Forum denizens: The answer is REALLY REALLY easy! Every one of you should know this one, and it should just be a matter of who can type the answer the most quickly. Right?

No? Well, I'll give you a hint: It has nothing to do with aliens (at least as far as the government will admit, with blue being a placid and claming color making psychoalteration more effective, etc etc,)

Ahem. I'll shut up now. Happy guessing!

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Let's let other people post the answer. If none of them get it right, I'll reveal it.

EDIT: Sabin's the same rank as TheHobbit, now!

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At this time, I would normally begin gloating about how wonderful it feels to finally be a Hammer Brother, but doing so generally constitutes a poor-quality post.

As a new Hammer Brother, it would be silly to post a poor-quality "I got a new title!" post, for doing so would surely make my rank drop once more. And that, my friends, would do us no good at all.

I guess this means that TheHobbit and I are "The Hammer Brothers"? Eh, that would be cool anyhow. It would make a great spam topic within which we may delve and overanalyze, and Shadic would remember I am exceptionally known for.

Right, Shadic?

Edit: I am no longer a Hammer Brother.. but that won't last too long!

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The sky is blue because it is the fifth color in the spectrum and when the colorless sunlight hits the earths atmosphere (which is filled with tiny droplets of water), the atmosphere acts like a giant prism, thus breaking up the light into colors. This is why a sunset is pretty colors, because the sun hits it in such a way that we see those colors of the prism. When it is mid-day, we see blue because thats the color the prism shows when the sun hits it that way.......

I remember a really cool looking pic that shows this all in a science book I use to have. It's to bad I can't show it here.

I think this is how it works. I'm about 90% sure.
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Oh,your all smart Moonbeam!
Actually I knew that but didn't type it because I didn't feel like it of course.Besides life is so busy for me these days.Sigh

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

Wow, you meen I'm right? Cool. I'm not that smart, I've just heard that answer 5 or 6 times before so I remember it. That, and I'm really, really good in science.

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Actually I'm not sure if you're right I just think it's something alone those lines.

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

You sound like one of those Animés where no one can get it, then someone gets it word-for-word and everyone goes *thump* on the ground upsidedown.
Oh well, I have my own Quiz Question, but I'll wait to see if you were right first.

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Really? Cool I love anime!
Go ahead and give it to us because I don't think anyone else is gonna try to answer that one.
A:Beacause it can.
I proved myself wrong.
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Okay I'll shut up now.*cowars into corner*

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

Well, I know its something around those lines anyways. Go ahead and give us your quiz question.

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Nutz, I forget it! I'm serious, I had it, computer faulted, I reloaded and forgot! Hey, I pulled a Shadic.

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You could do that? No,but that's too bad.You should've written it down.I always have a pen/pencil with me even if I don't have paper.

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

...leave me alone, or I will cast you into the...


GREAT WHITE VOID

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Okay I will leave you alone then ,Talon.
Another thing though,whoever said void had to be white?How come it can't be red or something?

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

Oh and about the "Trapped In The Room" thing. I know another way to get out. Whip out your Gameboy Horror and take a picture of the mirror. You should be out in no time!

Blank space is good :)

Okay okay......



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What's the longest word in the Engilsh language?

I know how to say antidisestablishmentarianism.

It's : Ibelieveit'sinyoursignature!

Gasp!Sakura she's still a little kid.
Also I believe it's PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOCONIOSIS
(lung disease)

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

It could be "antidisestablishmentarianism" or another word.

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Do you want me to tell you or should I wait?

I know how to say antidisestablishmentarianism.

Was this topic revived?

No, the topic wasn't revived. Sure, the topic was 2 posts late. But reviving a dead topic is bumping a topic with no replies in 2 months.

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Mary Poppins can say it can you?

Blank space is good :)

Lost sword, I must say compared to the longest, that's short. The longest is 432 letters long, not sure what it is though. What? Am I suppose to remember it off my heart? I have it in a book at school somewhere.

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It's smiles because it has miles in the middle! I can't belive no got that!

I know how to say antidisestablishmentarianism.

Oh I thought we were going literal not trick.Darn.

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

Guess what it is.

1. I walk and roam, without a soul. I'm always hungry.

2. I'm long, but I make a U-Turn by the end of it. I'm also something you can eat, and use for another purpose depending of the materials.

3. I'm tall, most of the time, I can't move, and I'm green. If people are not careful, they can touch my sticky liquid that flows out of me.

4.I'm big, fat, with a big bag, that always wants cookies and a glass of milk.

5. I'm round most of the time, and I have a lot of bits of something stuck on me.

-Those are all unrelated. They don't form any secret word or anything...-

¯-_Lazy Koopa_-¯ / ¯-_Protoman~Zero_-¯

A tree?

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1. This is a oni/demon.(I forget it's name.)

4.Santa Claus.

5. A web!

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

1. Ghost?
4. Santa!

Blank space is good :)

I know my dad!

I know how to say antidisestablishmentarianism.

Oh, they'er all DIFFERENT questions...stupid Author, what a fool I am.

1. Nothing
2. Licorice
3. Tree
4. Cookie Monster or Santa
5. I'd have to say a web too

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The only one I know is santa.

What ever happened to Lazy Koopa anyways. Just up and dissapeared!

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