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Say stupid or wacky things you've wanted to say and never have.

The walls the walls there closing in on me a can't breath were all going to die...
Beam me up Scottie
I still can't breath
Set phasers to stun mode
Now waters filling it's insane
Warp speed Mr. Spock
Bananas are cool
Ha hah ha ha ah look at me I'm flying with one hand!

Oh and click

HERE

to visit a cool site I found.

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I'm wearing a thong!





Sorry, it's stupid isn't it? And seriously wholeheartedly untrue.

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Talon did you try the link?

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I did, and it's pointless

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Whee it's so much fun giving people bunny ears!

Wait a second, doesn't that mean I have to.. ARRRGH!

RAMMING SPEED!!!

I'm so stupid I'm smart.

I'm so slow I'm fast.

A Fatal Exception B0 has occurred in some darn VXD or another. This is probably because you said something that was hurtful to Windows' feelings. So the current application, or some other application, or the whole OS, will be terminated.

* You can try going back to Windows and getting on with life, but who are we kidding, that never works.
* Or you can reboot, whereupon Windows will be rude to you because you didn't shut down properly, which you of course couldn't do.

Either way, you'll probably end up seeing this screen again.
HA!

You know what else is fun? Putting 3 Ice Climbers teamed on Level 1, Yoshi's Island(For the cool/peaceful/catchy music) and beating the living hell out of them!

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XD That is so funny.

A Fatal Exception B0 has occurred in some darn VXD or another. This is probably because you said something that was hurtful to Windows' feelings. So the current application, or some other application, or the whole OS, will be terminated.

* You can try going back to Windows and getting on with life, but who are we kidding, that never works.
* Or you can reboot, whereupon Windows will be rude to you because you didn't shut down properly, which you of course couldn't do.

Either way, you'll probably end up seeing this screen again.
HA!

I've always wanted to eat a pig.

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Uh.
.....
Miyamoto can fly.

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

REALLY? So can I! Jumps off 5 story building and flys successfully. I'm a Superkoopa!
*Drops cape and plumets to the trashcans.

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I like swords

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Help! I cant breathe in the dark!

He he... funny... :P

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Whoa, didn't see that coming.
Wait, where have I heard that? Hm, another stupid thing......


......gniht diputs rehtona ,mH?taht dreah I evah erehw ,tiaw .gnimoc taht ees t'ndid ,aohW

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Mirror Mirror on the wall whos the dumbest of them all?

Well the dumbust would b-

I'M NOT FINISHED YET! EVIL FRIKIN MIRROR!
*Smashes mirror on the ground and casts gravatone on it.
The mirror splits into thousonds of pieces.

Now you know any mirror that wants to mess with me is going to be a dead mirror! Whether it's talking and alive or dead! Or never lived anyway but dead cause it never lived in the first pl-
FORGET IT NO MIRROR CROSSES ME!!!!

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Mirror, mirror, on the wall. Who's the spammiest of them all? ?lla meht fo tseimmaps eht s'ohW .llaw eht no ,rorrim ,rorriM

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The spammiest eh? Er, I don't know, not even Ice Shards comes to mind.

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All hail his magsisty KING SPAM!

King Spam: All who oppose me will be SPAMMED!!! MWA HA (Ever played Bomberman?) HA HA ALL OF YOU ARE GOING (all youre base are belong to us) TO MY SPAMMY DOMAIN!

Superkoopa: Well isn't that lovely! Ladies and gentlemen that was King Spa-

King Spam: I'm NOT DONE YET! After my empire of Spamie and Spameriteas is formed you will all bow down to me!

Superkoopa: Thank-You and goodnight!

King Spam: SPAM YOU SUPERKOOPA I'M NOT DONE YET GOD SPAMIT!

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... Computer geek 1: al ur base are belong to us
Computer geek 2: lololololololololololololololol

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Hehehe, good one Black Rooster, who here actually knows/gets 'All your base are belong to us'?
An old Japenese Animé cartoon which was translated into English, translated All You Base Are Belong To Us, it means to the Japanese 'All Of Your Bases Now Belong To Us', or something.

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Who dos'nt know about that stinkin "All your base are belong to us thing." God, at Macc's HQ they have a Mr. T version. I'll get the link when I have time. It's like "someone set us up the bomb." and Mr. T is in place of the commander. He beats the crap out of CATS and stuff. CATS is the guy on the main screen. It's frikkin halirious.

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Just to add on my own stuff......

... Computer geek 1: al ur bas3 r b310ng 2 us
Computer geek 2: lololololololololololololololol



I've seen it like that before.

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If you are gonna die and you see the light at the end of the tunnel but you're going to hell is the light red?

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

these are all sayings that he would say plenty of times then get a new one.
dirty canadians!
merry chrismas (then it was x-mas and he stoped using it)
were all/your going to die some day
peace out, save the whales

Dude ummm we have Canadians here. :P
They are not dirty just ask Talon. Have you ever BEEN to Canada?

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Thanks SK, I'm proud to be Canadian. I'm a free person, who doesn't like the American officials(Bush etc). No, no beaver pets.

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speaking of that did you see the commercial about these guys complaining about bush wasting mony on the Iraquis when they could be using it for themselves? Some people are just so stupid. (i'm talking about the guys who made the commercial) I don't have anything against people who live in Iraq.

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I don't have anything against anyone besides the U.S officials unless they have something against ME first, which for an odd reason seems to always be someone from another country/race etc. I don't know WHY it works out this way, but it does.

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And now back to I'm with the evil weasel

The weasel says-

AHH HELP A MAD WEASEL IS EATING ME HELLLLLLPPPPPPPPPP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

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Why is the sky blue?
is blue the why sky?
blue why the sky is?
moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

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I hate being a cheep cheep, it really gets annoying after a while, I'm gonna go into a topic and post a 1801 word post and then my rank will go up, I just need to find the right area, or I'll create a topic. You know what, Wolfenhex should make a movie section or something, yah.

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about the dirty candian, thats wat MY FRIEND said, and he has a canidan friend, we just joke (no offence) and yes i have been to candida.

Can we get back to stupid non-offencive posts?
Please?

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

Hocked un fonics wurks fer me!

Cause iM an smarrt people!

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That's it, break out the busters. Gotta shoot down a Superkoopa on phonics! Aw nuts, AuthorX is making his Christmas Special, Daan is waiting for mine, Drék...who knows what? Ah well, I gotta say something stupid here so here goes...

Something stupid here so here goes...

I can't think of something with a point to it, I was gonna do a quote for people to guess from the BnG Subcomics(Not Fancomics) but I can do that elsewhere.

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<HUGE>SWORDED!</HUGE>
<HUGE>ARROWED!</HUGE>
Sword Sword Swordy Swordly Swordy-
I feel really stabbity today!

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You're just as stupid as Fighter you know that? Well, no but it's the Stupid topic after all.

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Shut up Talon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wanted to say that ever since he killed me and dishonered my body.

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"She is spherical,like a globe.I could mark the countries on her."Dromio of Syracusa(A Comedy of Errors)
I hope that wasn't offencive..

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

I didn't mean it BR, I REALLY need to show my ways of joking better.

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When do I get to blow shit up?!?!
I dont understand you.

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Sometimes I don't either........

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If you don't understand what your talking about then stop posting a whole lot of crap that nobody can understand.
Once upon a time there was an anchient sword. I stole it. The end.

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Aw damn, I'm a Cucoo's friend...hey, I'm friendly towards birds!

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My eye!!!!
If my name was Henshin I'd be a master of Kenshin.
..Wait,what?

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

And if I had a million dollars, I'd be rich!

*boom boom clash*

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That didn't make sense,it made dollars!

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

I'm gonna slap you so hard it's hurt your ancestors! Okay that was ridiculous, but then again so was your previous pun, but hey I laughed!

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Wow,I actually made someone laugh.

I think thou are a monkey!
A money sir?
Yes,now go get me a crow!
A crow without a feather is like a life without meaning.But if you need a bald bird.We'll pluck a crow together.
Go!Go get me an iron crow!

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

I'm so stupid that I'm um stupid right yeah thats a good one. And umm the guy next door is so smart that he is um smart! I'm on a roll heh heh heh

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I'm thankful for mommy and daddy and my pet sword and my aunt and my other aunt and my sword and the bomb in my sister's room and the big explosion and my grandparents and my sword and my dog and luigi and the number 8 and cuccos and my socks and my sword and poverty and... Wait did I say poverty?

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THE ALMIGHTY LEMON OF DOOM HATH ARRIVED! BOW DOWN TO HIM!

Behold. I. Am. A. KING!!!!!!11

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Hey I just poisoned myself with food coloring!

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

Hey! I just colored myself with food poisoning!

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All I need is this.*pulls out cross and puts in front of self while moving around room*Wait...*stops in front of Dusty*The presence is strong within this one...*second passes*No he is not the chosen one.*starts going around room again and stops in front of doughnut*Wait..YES!This doughnut is the chosen one!Behold the power of the filling within!*starts eating it* XD

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

YYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!

I LIKE TO TYPE CAPS FOR NO REAL REASON WHATSOEVER! WATCH ME RUN AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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'I used my excellent navigation skills to catch us some Turkeys this Thanksgiving!'

'I used MY navigation skills to find him after he got the turkeys'

'Hey!'

'I stuffed the Turkey with my magic. Except I had to conjure some bread up because we were out'

'I cooked the turkey with my Ultima spell, I think it's done' *9999 appears on screen*

'I stood around firing LIT2 spells at people. HAHAHAHA!'

'Ow'

'Hey! Why are you still here? You were only a cheap cameo!'

'I may be a cameo, but I'm still an important part of the story. I'm helping tell Terra's story!'

'I'm thankful for magic'

'So are we!'

'We're thankful for Magitek Armor!'

'I like-'
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'Most of all, I'm thankful for my Hadoken'

Can ANYBODY AT ALL identify where this came from?
And yes, it's VERY stupid, indeed.

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YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!! I R DNE RNNING!!!1 I WLL GO 2 MY KOMPUTAR AND HAXXOR IT!

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It's like his name wasn't Kakorrot!!!!!!
Ahh!!!!!!!!!
Doom!!!!!!!!Doom!!!!!!!!Doom!!!!!!!!
And ahh yes,DOOM!!

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

I'm doooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmeddddddddddd oh no I'm doooooooooooooooooommmmmmedddd Oh no I'm dooooooooooooooooommmmmmmeddd.

Am I doomed yet?

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Yes. YOU. ARE. DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111

Heh. AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!11 THE ALMIGHTY LEMON OF DOOM HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED! RUN AVAY!@#$%^&*()

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I ordered Chinise food and ate it!

Inspired by a true story!

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I BURN J00 FOOLZ WHO TRY TO EAT MY BRAINS, FOO'!

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Hello and welcome to H-E double hocky stick
R0XX0RZ MY B0XX0RZ!
@$$
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!111one1!!!!!!!
1oneone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1uno1111!!!!exclamation
point!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1one!
heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh(Times 57489 but adding 75438956y3189025684 and multiplying that by 7486594804561982306 plus 6473 but multiply it by 39804 before hand)

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OMGIHAVETEHWORLDDOMINATIONPLANLOLZ

This topic has no real point. But I like it. So, umm...yeah. GWAHAHHAAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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lafafafafafafafafa
falalalalalalalala
and <HUGE> TEH ULTIMATE
SET OF GIANT LETTERS
THAT WILL DESTROY TEH
WORLD WITH THEIR HUGENESS
AND TEN FLY TO TEH MOON
AND BLOW TEH MOON UP TEN
TEY WILL GO TO MARZ AND
BLOW TAT UP TO!</HUGE>

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I think Huge is broken

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Did you try not typing it in caps?

<huge>MWAHAHAHA!</huge>

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You are an idiot! Ha-hahahaha!

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*laughs for no reason
ha hah ahahahahhahahahah

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DAMMIT SUPERKOOPA! I HAD POST 1999 AND WENT TO SEND AN E-MAIL TO A FRIEND! THEN YOU CAME AND TOOK POST 2000! BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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Yup adds to his 200 post originol battle forum 100 post thingie 4000th category post. And a lot of others rightfully his.

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I will claim the 4000 post! And no koopa shall stop me!

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*Takes out lightsaber.

There is something you should know... phhhp phhhpp phhhppphpph pphhh
Talon I am your CREATOR!

*Audience gasps

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*Pulls out the ProtoX Sabre*

Let's do this in the Forum Battle.

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But why would you want to fight me? I CREATED YOU AND I CAN JUST as easily...


<HUGE>DESTROY YOU!</HUGE>

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Hm, good point, but no you can't!

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

Remember Talon,you cannot defeat your opponent until you are able to defeat yourself.

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

And remember, guys...typing stuff like that will decrease your rank.

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Why am I sitting here when I could be watching super koopa and talon kick each other's asses?!?!
*Jumps out window*

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Starts doing bad Kareoke.

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Live and let die-err,live.

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

<LINK>http://www.linkandfriends.com/forum.cgi?message=1070407996&page=9</LINK>

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Pointless link...

*Rapidly clicks link hoping for an alternete outcome...

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Links always brings you to the same place no matter how many times you click on it.

Yeah I know but this is the "Stupid" topic.

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Hey everybody!Nthumb thinks Laf sucks!Let's get him!

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

RRRRRRRRRR! M R J00R WORST NITEMAIR HWAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Don't judge me. This is the "Stupid" topic.

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Whos Nthumb someone in the guestbook? *Looks in the guestbook. The guestbook is different!

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I noticed the guest book is different. 25 signatures on each page. Anyway, NThoumb only posted once on this forum. In Link 3's Zelda Games Rule topic.

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And the colors don't forget the colors.

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Your going to hurt me now arent you?

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Yes. I am.

*spits a fireball at him*

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You keep talking about not doing forum battles anymore but you already turned a whole lot of them into battles! Gah!
*Protects himself from fire with cloak*
*Turns into ghost and posseses dustminion*
*Makes dustminion jump off cliff*
*Un posseses dustminion just before he hits ground*
*Dustminion goes splat*
Mama mia! Dustminion went-a splat!

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I hurt you for no reason. And benus fire traps cannot be possessed.

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Your a venus fire trap. Not a benus fire trap.

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Beh. Who cares about spelling errors?

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You spelled meh wrong. Or did you mean to do that?

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"Beh" is the same as "meh." And as I said before, who cares about spelling errors?

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The dictionary people do! So do the techaors. anD mi!1 That is woh craes!

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I be stupid!

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We are like those guy in the movie...
<HUGE>Dude Where's My Car!?!?!</HUGE>

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*hops into a test rocket!

I think I found my c- ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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"Beh" is the same as "meh." And as I said before, who cares about spelling errors


Ahem *clears throat*

anyone else?

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You know, there's this guy named Carl. He goes into a bar and glugs down a beer. While he's drinking, he listens to Michael Jackson and Offsprine at the same time. He eats subs and pizzas when he's watching TV. This was a story of a non-existant guy named <large>Carl.</large>

This was DustStudios. Thank YOU for obeying us. I mean watching us. Heh. Anyway, good night. And good riddance. :P

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Mwhahaha!!!!!
Is this story fact?..Or fiction?
You be the judge.
The answer will be annouced at the end of the show.

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

Fiction. Here's another story.

It all started one day when a guy named Matt grew up to be an GROTESQUELY EVIL NINJAGE.

PERSON: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! IT'S DUSTMINION THE NINJAGE! RUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNN!!!!!!!!

DUSTMINION: MWHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAH!!!

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Now's the time we reveal the answers.
How about the story of the laughing sword?Was this true?*Nods no* This story is just a pigment of our writer's imagination.FICTION
And the story about the wedding dress that killed all who wore it?Did something silmilar happen?
Yes,in Oklahoma 1995 a dress that held a posionous cemical killed all who wore it.FACT.
That's all for today.Remember the truth often desives.Until next time Beyond Belief:Fact or Fiction?

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

*Points at a flamingo*
Look! A dog!
I like swords
have you seen the 8 bit theartre comic with the staff chucks that fighter gave to black mage?
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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Yes. That was awesome. GWAHHAHAHHAHAH!!!!11

*ahem* Anyway, there is a leak in the toilet. THERE IS!? AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *ahen* Also, I have a story to tell you all.

There was once a man named Lenny.
He once swallowed a penny.
He likes to make people frown...
With his racist jokes from his town!
He goes onto a bar and orders a few drinks.
He runs out the bar and hears a few chinks.
The chinking came from a big ass sword.
Then he found a plug from the sword and unplugged the cord.

Heh. More coming.

{insert witty sig here}

Oncore!!!

A LEAK IN THE TOILET AHHHH


O NO noT A l EAk In thE tolIET!

aLL hOpe iS lOst fOrEvEr!!!

Blank space is good :)

Always remember,two half pipes make a whole pipe!

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

This is a story about Mario's christmas:
Mario: Ima Mario! I got a present for christmas!
*Mario opens present*
*Present is a bomb omb*
Mario: Mama mia!
*Bomb omb blows up*
*Crater*
*There is a tag that says to mario from bowser on it*

The time has come... Onward to victory!

The best part of waking up is folgers in your cup.
That's not even folgers is it?
No you'd expect me to drink that?!

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.