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Cats suck!!! Well at least my cat. It’s the most deformed cat ever!!It’s about six years old and the sickest thing of all time. I mean this thing just today started bleeding... Out of its ASS! I swear this thing is the devil reincarnated!! It’s currently on FOUR medications!!! Yet we can’t get rid of it because my sister likes it!!! Damn I hate that thing!!!

Time is a fickle thing.
Through you hands always trickling.
You feel the good times will always last.
Then suddenly they're in the past.
Then you realize that you have,
Nothing.

Dude, cats rule. Nothing can compare to the ninja-like abilities of Dinky. And he jumps on my lap when I'm on the computer at odd hours. So he rules.

And the beautiful Kaze brushed his hand through his hair, and walked off into the sunset, as the hordes of fangirls moaned and fainted.

Cats are okay. I just don't have the time to take care of them.

Well, my cat can do the Matrix/Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon. Seriously, my cat can wall-kick without fault!

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

My cat is fat, and she cannot jump very high... she's 8 years old... A fat lazy cat... I tell you.

Ż-_Lazy Koopa_-Ż / Ż-_Protoman~Zero_-Ż

Hehe, a Lazy cat for Lazy Koopa

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

Hey cats are cool!

Blank space is good :)

El... Your cat is maybe not sick. Maybe it swallowed something and it cut your cat from the inside (explains the blood). The deformation may be caused by the thing.

Try to explain to your sister that the cat will die sooner or later, and if she wants to remove the pain from the cat, she'll have to euthanise it...

Or, pay a big operation that costs 9999999999$... The cat lives, then suddenly dies after.

Cats are cool. My grandma has a cat. its really...
CATS ROCK!Dun dun dun... dun dun... dun... dun dun dundundun dunnnna dun dun dun dunna dunna dunna dun!
The super koopa theme song is cool!
(ok so my grandma's cat doesn't do very much)
To bad he died... sniff

The time has come... Onward to victory!

He didn't die. He got given away.
*Starts crying and runs to mom*

I know how to say antidisestablishmentarianism.

Anyone who likes Dogs over Cats, leave. Nah, but cats are better...

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

I like then both! ^_^_^_^_^

I know how to say antidisestablishmentarianism.

Traviar pour moi.

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

Habla en Ingles por favor.

I know how to say antidisestablishmentarianism.

Ya lost me.

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

Ummmm I think is says "Speek english please" in Spanish.

Bow to the queen vampire of all!!! Wa ha ha!

Correct!Don't tell me I'm the only one that knows Spainish around here.:'(That makes me sad.

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

my cat is like a secret agent it can do a backflip from the couch to the doorframe,and while its hanging by its front 2 paws on the doorframe, it can shuffle to the other side.

I am Spanish!

I know how to say antidisestablishmentarianism.

That's good,I was starting to think there was just a bunch of white people around here.(Not that it's bad so please don't take this offensive!)

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

i don't have a cat....i have a dog. but i luffs all animals, so.... yeah. cats are cool

I sing songs to deaf people.

Who are you?

I know how to say antidisestablishmentarianism.

<HUGE>MY CAT GOT HIT BY CAR!!!!!!</HUGE>!!!!

Oh that sucks big time!! I'm sorry to hear that Gleep.:(
We have around 20 cats at my grandparents/mom's house, but there all outside. I have one inside cat that lives there, but I don't get to see him much because cats arn't allowed in the dorm. :(. I miss him so much.

I had to disect cats in my Anatomy and Physology class last semester, and it sucked. Not that I mind dead things, just the smell of fameldihide at 9 am was nasty.

Bow to the queen vampire of all!!! Wa ha ha!

Ewwwwwwwwww! that is sickening!
*Barf*

The time has come... Onward to victory!

Is this even allowed? S.P.C.A. does nothing to prevent this?

Allow what, the disection of cats. I think they are the cats from pounds that were going to be put to sleep. It's really sad because I love cats, but you have to do it to pass the class. So when you get to college, don't take A&P (anatomy and physology) if you don't want to disect anything. I also got to look at cadavers. That was cool. I can name most of the 600+ of the muscles in the human body now.

I miss my kitty. My kitty is white with black spots, long haired, my baby, and causes holy hell when I'm gone.

Bow to the queen vampire of all!!! Wa ha ha!

Awww... Poor kitty is probally lonely...

Blank space is good :)

My cat is named Marmalade and me and him play fight like brothers as we've had hime for many years. I think he's 5 years old and he can really fight like one time he almost cut my EYE OUT.

Sorry to hear about you not being able to be with your cat cause cats are the BEST

Drék the master of evil, becuase evil is good but not good good but makes me feel good

Maybe you should get him a brother...

Beh! My cat is jim and weighs like, 30 pounds. Now, its kinda sad, but oh well.

Anyways, he can't climb trees, he eats his sister's food, and has facial expressions.

Now, even though he can't climb trees, he can climb ladders! It's insane! What a weird cat!

Now, he's bee around his sister, Ginger, now she ends up all fat! It's funny! (No, she's not pregnant, both cats are fixed)


Anyways, my cat was originally wild, but now he's is one of the most tame things you've ever seen.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on. :D


Jesus loves you, everybody else thinks you're an ass.

My kitty has 20 other cats to play with outside, it just goes around the house howling (yes my mother says it's literaly howling) when I leave. Then after a week or so, it starts bugging everyone for attention. Then I come back, and it ignors me for a couple of hours (because it's obviously pissed at me for leaving) then it smothers me with attention and won't let me out of his sights. I'm going to get quite a lecture from my cat because I haven't visited home in 3 weeks, and I'm going to on Saturday. My cat also is very jelous. When I'm petting my dog (which happenes to be a rottweiler, great dane mix. A BIG dog) it comes up and gets right inbetween me and the dog. Good thing our dog dosen't hate my cat, or I would be in the middle of a lot of dog-cat fights.

My aunt has the weirdest cat. It has a flat face. It has beautiful fur thats the color of orange cream. When I was babysitting over night, I was sleeping on my stomach, and the cat crawled on my back and stuck its face in my face tell I woke up to this cold nose on my nose, and two bright green cat eyes.

Bow to the queen vampire of all!!! Wa ha ha!

Shadow the cat
Born summer of 1998
Died 1/28/04

Oddly enough he died a few days afthe the thread was revitalized.
Edit:I just noticed the thread stopped being posted on originally on Dec. 28 exactly one month ago. Weird.

Time is a fickle thing.
Through you hands always trickling.
You feel the good times will always last.
Then suddenly they're in the past.
Then you realize that you have,
Nothing.

I have four great house cats.
One is Keely, she is 15. She is really cool, but smells bad, and meows alot with a big raspy voice.

Than there's Sharkie. He goes outside sometimes, but is usually inside. But we have to stop letting him out because he keeps getting those evil earmites, and gives them to our other cats, so He has had to stay in since last year! He's been kind of depressed over it...

Then, Tigger. She always sleeps with me in bed, but is really annoying sometimes! She tries to get my attention by putting her paw on me and flexing her claws... Ouch! it hurts! She always attacks our kitten...

...Coconut. She is almost one year old, whe's really cute and fluffy, and VERY playful, I mean, when she's being playful she atacks ANYTHING that moves in the SLIGHTEST bit. It's really funny, except she attacks your feet when your walking!

I would like having a cat, but I seem to have allergies...

Well I have a cat named Marmalade he's orange and has a white belly with a ornage spot in the middle of his belly. I like him because we fight like brothers and eat like at the same time. He almost cut my eye out about 100 hunderd times but it's out of love...or maybe hate but either way Sakura your missing out on a great thing a cat is a great friend and the kittens are cool.

By the way sakura I notice your using the avatar I made for you thanks.

Drék the master of evil, becuase evil is good but not good good but makes me feel good