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Hmm,oh welcome!I decided to open a cafe.So when all of you posters get weary you could come by here to rest.Please play our free arcade games with the pursace of any two items.We accept both coins and rupees so you are not limited to your currency.
Menu: Pies(of any kind)
Pizza
Water
Soda
Hot Coco/Cofee
Burgers
Chicken
More food will become avlaible as soon as I hire a cook.
Jobs:cooks,waiters/waiteress,countermen etc..
There will be mind games as soon as we hit 35 vistors!

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

Go hire Kefka(Go see my friend's Christmas comic, you'll get it, and watch mine in the mean-time).
He's an awesome cook, provided Terra is right beside him.

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

Can I be a waitress?

I know how to say antidisestablishmentarianism.

Of course you can,Cucoo!Any help is welcome.
Talon:No idea what you are talking about.Those people aren't even on LAF.

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

Goooo waatch my friend's Christmas cooooomic!

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

Okay done.They are still not on LAF though,so why mention it?

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

Never mind, it was kind of a joke anyways....but I'm a decent cook/chef! I can make Quiche, and scrambled Eggs, and any instant food, and Sandwhichs, and anything toastable, and cookies, and Krabby Patties.

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

You want a job here,Talon?

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

Sure, why not, but as a cook/chef if you may.

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

Okay,cool!Now all I need is a counter person but I can do that until somone's hired.The Sword Cafe is open for business!

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

Cool

*Sets up grill*

*Sets up fridge*

*Sets up Slushie Machine*

*Sets up freezer*

*Sets up stove/oven*

*Sets up Fire 2 spell*

*Sets up Microwave*

*Clears off cooking counter*

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

*Gives Talon pots and pans and a wad of money for ingredients*Wow,you were really ready for this job.

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

i can eb acounter person a very good one

I can be the one who does something bad to the man who doesn't pay. I like swords.

{insert witty sig here}

Do you need another cook? I'm a really good cook. I can cook steak, Chicken Cordon Blue, Parmasian Chicken, Pizza(use to be my job), but my specalties are desserts like New York cheese cake, brownies of any type, fuge, ice cream, cookies of any type, any cake you can think up, any pie you can think up, basicly just ask and I shall try to have you recieve.:)

Bow to the queen vampire of all!!! Wa ha ha!

Sure,Moonbeam I believe Talon could use some help, and Torix your hired. And Dusty if you want to do that it can't be under the Cafe's name or they will shut us down,okay?
I was thinking we could have a sort of grand opening at noon or something and double it as a party for Silver coin?So we could show her not to be afraid to post because we are friendly and if anyone else wants a birthday party they can ask.
So Talon,Moonbeam I'll need you guys to make a cake and I'll fill the soda machines.Torix we have 10,000 coins and only want to use 100 on this can you help me calculate this?
Uh Dusty here's a sword.

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

Okay,I'm here but I'm going to my cousin's in like half an hour so,you guys don't have to this besides,Lost sword no one else is on right now.
Happy Birthday to me!

Cool!

Tal, Moon, we need 2 hambugers and 2 med fries!

I know how to say antidisestablishmentarianism.

Actually,Cocoa,Tal and Moon are the cooks.

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

I can be the 31 year-old drunk that won't leave the store because he thinks his friend Bubba Joe is in here till someone has to remove me!

Blank space is good :)

Hmmmm...................................
NOOOOOO!

I know how to say antidisestablishmentarianism.

*Puts 2 best quality(The only kind here) burgers on grill, untill they're cooked*

*Put them on buns*

'Condiments are over on the counter to the left'

*Summons Dan*

'What? I don't know how to make fries!'

*Dan makes fries from high quality(only we have!) potatos, and sticks them in a Medium sized box, 2 actually*

All done...

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

We have a birthdy. We need 52 cup cakes and a 72 inch cake! We need it done by tomorrow afternoon. Oh yeah, we need 72 hambugers too!

I know how to say antidisestablishmentarianism.

I'll just have a Muffin then.

Blank space is good :)

*Walks in cafe*
I heard someone talking about swords in a cafe. Is this it?
*Orders a cupcake*

The time has come... Onward to victory!

To customers:Hello,welcome to the Sword Cafe will you be paying in coins or ruppees?
To BR:Yes this is the Sword Cafe.
To Cocoa:Who's b-day is it?I know Silver coin's is today but whose is tommorow?
To Talon:Can you work the day shift and Moonbeam will do the night shift?

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

I'll work whenever I can, it's not my choice when I'm on the computer, it's my Dad's though I'd like to be on it AMAP.

*Picks a lot of wheat*

*Gets a lot of pots*

*Puts the wheat through the mill and puts all the flour into the pots*

*Gets a lot of buckets*

*Fills them all up with water*

*Mixes all flour and water to make lots o' cake dough*

*Puts dough in Cake Tin*

*Adds Chocolate*

*Adds 'Happy Birthday to <insert name here>' on it with Cyan coloured icing*

*Sticks it in overly huge oven, untill ready for eating*

*Waits patiently*

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

I've been waitin for a Muffin allllll the livelong day!

Blank space is good :)

I just found out so we need it done today!

I know how to say antidisestablishmentarianism.

I had to go to bed! (I know, in a Café?)

*Prepares a simple Muffin for Superkoopa*

*Prepares a simple Cupcake for Black Rooster*

'What was the other order? I'm having a bit of trouble working ALONE here'

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

Sorry about that Talon.Cocoa ordered like 72 hambugers and fries for the party,I don't think anyone else ordered anything.(That you haven't made yet anyway.)Actually,Talon I just felt like saying that.Sorry about not to many people working when you are i'ts just that people come on at different times.And Moonbeam and Torix never showed up to work.Well at least you guys did,I'll give you a bonus or something.

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

I'll have a hiltburger and some swordfries, please.

{insert witty sig here}

Sure,I don't think Talon is on right now so I'll make it. *cooks up a beef patty on Talon's grill*
*puts toppings on a plate*
*Takes well-done patty off grill and puts it between two buns hten puts on plate*
*Chops up some potatoes to fry,then frys them.*
*puts fries on plate by the burger.*
You get a free softdrink with that,and you also get to play the arcade games!*Hands Dusty,cup to fill with soda and tokens for the arade games*
Please do come again and tell everyone about the Sword Cafe! ^_^

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

*stumbles in mumbling about slipping the cops and pounds blood covered ruppees on counter*
Give me Vodka NOW!

Time is a fickle thing.
Through you hands always trickling.
You feel the good times will always last.
Then suddenly they're in the past.
Then you realize that you have,
Nothing.

*has no clue what that is but looks around kitchen and gives him somthing that she doesn't know the name of*Uh,Please come again.

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

Than give me beer or wine or...
*slams fist*
anything with Alcohol!!
*Sits at stool and cleans a blood covered knife*

Time is a fickle thing.
Through you hands always trickling.
You feel the good times will always last.
Then suddenly they're in the past.
Then you realize that you have,
Nothing.

I'm sorry,this is a family cafe.We don't carry any alchol.

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

No Alcohol!?!?! What do you mean NO ALCOHOL!?!
*pulls out shadow sword* I'll be back! You hear!
*chops tables apart and punches random customers, blows down the door and walks out*

Time is a fickle thing.
Through you hands always trickling.
You feel the good times will always last.
Then suddenly they're in the past.
Then you realize that you have,
Nothing.

Great..Look at this mess.I'll have to get Silver coin to go get me the back-up tables from storage because I can't leave as i'm the only one working! *sigh*Maybe I should've hired Dusty..

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

Damn I forgot
*Runs back in and grabs ruppees, knocks a few more things over and smashes a few more things and storms out.

Time is a fickle thing.
Through you hands always trickling.
You feel the good times will always last.
Then suddenly they're in the past.
Then you realize that you have,
Nothing.

*Bursts through door*

'What the heck happened here?'

*Helps clean up, drinks a Mountain Dew, drops a 5 rupee on the counter*

'I was at the BnG forum, sorry. Yes I know shocking, I have to go now, clean up my house a bit'

*Puts cleaning spray on grill*

*Leaves*

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

Darn,drnks....
My cafe...*starts to cry*I guess I'll need Dusty to do that job... :'(

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

*Runs back in ,empties cash register, takes the 5 ruppee piece talon left, runs over and laughs at lost sword just to make her feel worse, and runs out*

Time is a fickle thing.
Through you hands always trickling.
You feel the good times will always last.
Then suddenly they're in the past.
Then you realize that you have,
Nothing.

*Cries more*Wah!!!!Dusty your hired!!!!
*Takes out her reverse-blade sword*This way I'll be ready for the next attack...

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

Aha! Sucker, it was a -5 rupee! Nobody pays 5 rupees for a Mountain Dew, 'specially 'cause I work here! Instantly you lose 5 rupees and the -5 dissappears, and your five come to me! I set a trap fool!

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

*little robot with camera and a speaker walks in on little spider legs* "I'll get you talon!" cries the robot
*robot explodes leaving a crater in the room*

Time is a fickle thing.
Through you hands always trickling.
You feel the good times will always last.
Then suddenly they're in the past.
Then you realize that you have,
Nothing.

*snickers*

'Damn that's a big crater, at least an inch in diameter I swear!'

*Replaces crater with sand and floor tile*

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

*army of little robots with little bomb cannons crawl in* replace this!
*robots launch a bunch of bombs and then blow themselves up leaving thousands of little holes*

Time is a fickle thing.
Through you hands always trickling.
You feel the good times will always last.
Then suddenly they're in the past.
Then you realize that you have,
Nothing.

*Summons Ran*

'COSSACK BUSTER'

*The entire walkway to our Café is blown up, including anything you had walking along at the time*

*Talon pokes Ran*

*Ran dies*

'Hehe'

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

Hahaha! Well Mr.IceHawk Ran did more damage then my robots could have done. Thats sad.

Time is a fickle thing.
Through you hands always trickling.
You feel the good times will always last.
Then suddenly they're in the past.
Then you realize that you have,
Nothing.

Hey! *takes a bite a bite of muffin and talks with mouth full of muffin. Don't change this into a Battle forum!

Blank space is good :)

All I wanted was some vodka. But Nooooo, they said we're a family cafe no vodka here. sheesh.

Time is a fickle thing.
Through you hands always trickling.
You feel the good times will always last.
Then suddenly they're in the past.
Then you realize that you have,
Nothing.

You didn't have to destroy the place.All you had to do was go somewhere else but instead you had to go into rage.Please no battling here! El Guerrero can oyu please return the money you stole or will I have to be mean to you?

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

Fine.
*puts large stack of ruppees and coins on the counter*
I put in enough extra to pay for repairs. oh yes I suggest you take the cleaning spray off of the grill it's flamible. Sorry Link's lost sword I over reacted a little there. but those words "o alcohol" sting so badly. it's like saying that legend on zelda was never created. well sorry again.

Time is a fickle thing.
Through you hands always trickling.
You feel the good times will always last.
Then suddenly they're in the past.
Then you realize that you have,
Nothing.

Um, where did you get the name IceHawk? I thought this entire forum of people had no idea of his exsistence.....

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

I read the BnG forums whenever I get bored sometimes. And the fact that you name there is Talon Icehawk I decided to use it. kind of like Agent smith calls Neo Mr.Anderson. I concider Agent smith my role model.

Time is a fickle thing.
Through you hands always trickling.
You feel the good times will always last.
Then suddenly they're in the past.
Then you realize that you have,
Nothing.

It's okay,el guerrero at least you did the right thing and gave back the money.Just glad I didn't have to use the reverse-blade.
Also thank you SuperKoopa for stoppin the fighting while I was away.You have my gratitude.

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

I'm sorry I didn't show up for work! The compy I'm on is really really really slow. I'll work the night shift if you want me too. I'll work whenever. When I get on my fast compy that ISN'T dial up, it'll be a lot better.

*brings in milkshake machene*

*brings in ice cream maker*

*brings in own ingreadence to make up for being late*

Ok I'm ready, but PLEASE take it easy on me during the day cuz I can't get on the compy to much and when I get on it is really really (did I menchion really) slow!

Around the 10th, things will be a lot faster and I will be on more.

Bow to the queen vampire of all!!! Wa ha ha!

Don't worry too much about it,Moonbeam it's only pretend.Besides Me and Talon have been doing okay (except for a while this afternoon)by ourselves not to many people are ordering stuff around here.
But the cafe has become slightly popular so that's cool.
P.s Dial up isn't too slow,but it is all I ever had.Also it's good to here from you!

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

I haven't been on much. I'm going through internet withdrawl! :P I know its just pretend, it just shows me how much I'm not on anymore cuz of this compy. Oh well. It's either be at college and have a fast compy or be relaxing at the grandparents house with a really slow compy (I live in the middle of nowhere)

I guess sence its really slow, I'll buy myself a milk shake.


*gets out ice cream, milk, and carmel*

*puts it in milk shake maker and blends it up*

*drinks up*

(yes I know, carmel milkshakes sounds weird, but they are really good!)

Bow to the queen vampire of all!!! Wa ha ha!

Thanks for the sale,Moonbeam!Just relax on your vacation though you'll be back with your fast computer and lots of work later.Tell you what,Moonbeam you don't have to work until you get back to college and all the chaos of the new semester has died down. ^_^

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

I'd like a Caramel Milkshake. That sounds goooooooodddd... mmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmm

Blank space is good :)

Oh yah, I still DID take a Mountain Dew, and left the -5 Rupee. Guess I better pay now...

*Leaves 2 Rupees on counter*

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

Sure,SuperKoopa.*makes a caramel milkshake for him and hands it two him.*It seems you are our best customer,Superkoopa.

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

*Sets up door to kitchen*

'I've been meaning to stop going through walls'

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

That's because I'm always hungry! (Literly! I'm really always hungry!)

Blank space is good :)

Heh,that's funny Superkoopa.
Talon:I have no clue why you've been going through walls.

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

*stars flipping hamburgers*

You've been going through walls?!

Bow to the queen vampire of all!!! Wa ha ha!

How do you do it Talon?How do you go through walls?

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

*Helps set up door with Talon
Link's Lost Sword he does it because...

It's maaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggiiiiiiiiiiccccc
(Quoting Animaniacs) :P

Blank space is good :)

*Orders another cupcake*
*Puts hand in pocket*
*realizes hand is missing*
Now when did that happen?
*Orders apple pie*

The time has come... Onward to victory!

I'll have more swordfries, another hiltburger, and a baked octorok, please.

{insert witty sig here}

Octorocs? eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww!

The time has come... Onward to victory!

I'm a piranha plant. I eat anything.

{insert witty sig here}

Like Kirby or a Goat... Or Yoshi... Or A disgrunted pig... or... something else like... a Goat!

Blank space is good :)

Well it tells me that your a cheep cheep.

The time has come... Onward to victory!

Yeah but according to his avatar BR.

Blank space is good :)

That's my title. I meant by my avatar.

{insert witty sig here}

Oh.
(Shortest post ever!)

The time has come... Onward to victory!

Sure.*Cooks up all that was ordered.*I'm no Talon or Moonbeam but hey I'm the only one working right now.

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

Oh, Black Rooster. The shortest post ever was: "." And...you made it.

{insert witty sig here}

*Helps LLS with orders*

I really like your new avatar Dustminion!:)

Bow to the queen vampire of all!!! Wa ha ha!

Thanks Moonbeam.

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

I'm tired of being a piranha plant. I'll be a venus fire trap!

*transforms into a venus fire trap*

{insert witty sig here}

I'm almost never in the LAF Forum anymore, damn me. I'm doing so many other things these days...oh well...

*Cooks whatever Lost Sword didn't*

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

Your evil you have to come to LAF forum more, by the way LLS if you need help with orders I can help.

Drék the master of evil, becuase evil is good but not good good but makes me feel good

If you want to that'ts just fine.

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

Okay, so what do I do?

Drék the master of evil, becuase evil is good but not good good but makes me feel good

Nothing to do right now,not really.

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

I'm sorry I'm never here anymore. But school starts soon, so then I will be again.

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

*Finds hand on floor*
*Uses magic to put hand back on*
*Stares at links lost sword*
I knew there was a sword in here!

The time has come... Onward to victory!

I need a roasted Goriya, please.

{insert witty sig here}

Sure *Drék grabs stuff and cook what was ordered without knowing what he made and serves Dustminion*

Drék the master of evil, becuase evil is good but not good good but makes me feel good

Wait a minute. THIS ISN'T THE GORIYA I ORDERED! GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!111

*goes on a rampage and spits fireballs at everyone in sight*

{insert witty sig here}

Uh... table 5 wants a Pepsi and a bag of nacho's.
:o

I know how to say antidisestablishmentarianism.

*Gets Pepsi and Bag of Nachos, plain as presumed*

*Brings to table 5*

'That'll be 3 rupees'

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

*Sits down at table 7 looks at the menu and orders some Chocolete Pancakes along with some sausages.

Blank space is good :)

I can't make sausages

*Makes Chocolate Pancakes for table 7*

'That'll be 2 rupees'

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

How much is that in coins?
Pays 2 rupees I wonder what the conversion rate is...

Blank space is good :)

I don't know, just pay up in rupees that's all...

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

One rupee is equal to two coins.Go figure.

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

I need a gooey, delicious, and burnt Lynel, please. And this time, cook up what I ordered!

{insert witty sig here}

I thought so! *Orders some Ice Cream

Blank space is good :)

*makes Superkoopa's ice cream and Dusty's order*Looks like Superkoopa's got competiton for best customer.Anyway,Dusty that's five rupees/10coins and Superkoopa yours costs 2rupees/4coins.

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

*Pays and orders some Lausanga

Blank space is good :)

*pays*

Mmmmm...lynel...*chomp* *chomp*

{insert witty sig here}

About the sauge thing, well 2 things.
Use this stuff to make the sauge *hands over grocie bag.
And never eat plin cheese after eating sauge!:D

I know how to say antidisestablishmentarianism.

Hmmm *Eats plain cheese after sausage and turns into a giant Koala Bear.

Well this is a fine perdiciment...

Blank space is good :)

A few minutes later...
What type of cheese and sauge did you eat?

I know how to say antidisestablishmentarianism.

*sits at table 12*
*orders 20 cupcakes*
*says ni*
*Starts sharpening sword*

The time has come... Onward to victory!

That's funny, because Dan just demanded a shrubbery.

*Makes 10 cupcakes and brings to Black Rooster, that's 8 rupees($20 for 10 cupcakes is absurd.)*

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

He ordered 20 you need 10 more.


We are the Knights who say... NI!

Orders some Licorise.

Blank space is good :)

I now need a roasted Moblin. Mmm...moblins... :P

{insert witty sig here}

*Removes hood*
Yeah you wish...
*Puts sword away*
*Starts petting pet cucco*

The time has come... Onward to victory!

My bad

*Makes 10 more cupcakes*

*Makes roasted Moblin*

*gets licorice*

*Delivers to all*

8 more rupees for Cupcakes, 5 for Moblin, 1 for licorice.

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

*pays*
*munches on the moblin happily*

Yay.

{insert witty sig here}

*Pays*
*Starts eating*
Tells Super Koopa to cut down the mightiest tree in the woods with a herring*

The time has come... Onward to victory!

Ooh, and don't forget, the second shrubbery (if you havn't gotten the first) must be placed to it's right but a little taller.

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

*Looks at Black Roosters face.

Wow that's why it's under a hood you face is like Kabal from Mortal Kombat's (If you've ever seen the Fatality)

*Grabs a herring from Black Rooster, and insists he pays the Cafẻ for the Herring himself.

*Cuts down the tree and lays it down outside.

Blank space is good :)

Hi!I'm back! No clue what you all are talking about.I'm confused,what's this about trees and shubbery?

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

If you've ever seen "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" you'll understand.

Blank space is good :)

I don't like herring...

*Says Ni to an old women before meeting Roger the Shrubber*

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

I love that movie...

*Fixes up a double bacon cheeseburger with fries and a Pepsi for self*

*puts money in regester*

Bow to the queen vampire of all!!! Wa ha ha!

Well, I think I'll take Pepsi too. I need that little cafeine, and maybe a vegeburger... I'm hungry.

*Prepares Vegeburger*

*Gets Pepsi from fridge*

*Grabs a Mountain Dew for self*

*Deposits a rupee in the register*

*Brings food to Sakura*

That's 3 rupees.

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

Yo Talon I'll take a glass of wine...I think I'll have Eaglehawk. To eat I'll have...the biggest lobster you got in here and as much garlic butter I can get. If that's not to much trouble.

Drék the master of evil, becuase evil is good but not good good but makes me feel good

No Alcohol, sorry buddy.

*Prepares humungo Lobster*

*Bathes it in garlic butter*

*Carefully brings it to Drék*

'That'll be 7 Rupees guy'

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

Listen I need alcohol, it's just normal for me to drink wine with dinner, I do it with all my nice meals and if you won't give me that then I'll take fake stuff.

*Searchs through pocket and finds 7 rupees, a button, and some pocket lint*

*Pays Talon the seven rupees*

*Starts eat lobster with great amounts of joy*

*Decides to tip Talon with 2 rupees found in the other pocket*

Drék the master of evil, becuase evil is good but not good good but makes me feel good

*Orders some Ninja Turtles.

Blank space is good :)

*makes ninja turtles*

Here ya go....now how much are ninja turtles??

*Sings*
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles....there the worlds most fersome fighting teem...Teenage mutant Ninja Turtles

Bow to the queen vampire of all!!! Wa ha ha!

4...

Donatello... Raphael... Michaellangello...

Can't remember the fourth though...

Leonado!Turtles there's nothing better..
I have no idea why you would wanna eat ninja turtles but I guess it should be 3 coins or something.

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

In a way, she asked turtle soup...

I want a Toad cream.

One Toad Cream comming up!!

*takes a toad*
*creams it*
*serves it up*

yummmmmmmy:)

Bow to the queen vampire of all!!! Wa ha ha!

Don't take the frog, but the toad that's in many Mario games...

My Cafe is popular,cool!Anyway,anyone have a clue as to how it has more replies than views?

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

Double posting or refreshing waiting for someone to reply. If someone views it chances are they will post.

*Is thrown across the room as a tag team by the ninja turtles.

Arn't you guys supposed to be fighting crime or something I wasn't going to eat you!

*Is thrown out the cafe' the turtles sit at table 4.

Blank space is good :)

*Throws evil turtles out and goes get Superkoopa...*

*Grabs hammer and chases turtles away*
*comes back and continues to eat*
Munch munch munch... and chew

The time has come... Onward to victory!

*Eats the Toad cream.*

Can I get a Pepsi with that?

Can do

*Gets Pepsi, brings to Sakura*

1 rupee

This place needs some music.

*Turns on home-burned CD*

Hope you all like Megaman X!

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

I would get that little mini MP3 player instead...

Then I would put those huge speakers connected to it you see at shows...

I'd like a moblinburger, a roasted goriya, and d's arm on a stick.

d is that lifeless moron that keeps taking up multiple pages in the guest book with the "update more" crap.

{insert witty sig here}

I can do that and I'll make it a little special so that you can enjoy it without the bones.

*Runs to D and cuts his arm off. He then trips him to the ground and jumps up then smash his skull so that he enjoy the rest of the legs and arms later as a treat*

*Prepares food and drinks a bit of D's blood from his arm raw "Yummy"*

*Brings food to Dustminion "That will be 7 rupees"*

Drék the master of evil, becuase evil is good but not good good but makes me feel good

Well, you didn't HAVE to take out the bones. I like the bones. But I'm happy either way. :)

*munches happily on d's arm*

{insert witty sig here}

Oops. Forgot to pay. Here.

*forks over 7 rupies*

{insert witty sig here}

Thanks, Goes to CD player and turns off, takes out Sum 41 cd and starts playing it "Parental Advisory".

Drék the master of evil, becuase evil is good but not good good but makes me feel good

*Comes back in beaten from turtles and sits down.

I must defeat those Ninja Turtles to earn there summon! Got anything to boost my max HP ATK and DEF?

I need that summon!

Blank space is good :)

I can create that power for you if you like... instead of wasting experience...

*Prepares HP uping drink for Superkoopa*

*Turns off Dréks music, it's evil*

*Puts in a SSBM CD instead*

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

*Creates some TVs, Game Cubes, GCN games with her Create card...*

Why not LAN cables with that?

Ooh, smart.

Now if someone could set up a program to allow internet play, and a live action type thingy(With VERY FAST internet and computer) so we could play SSBM online during Café hours, that would rock!

*Grabs a taco with cheese and pork*

*Pays 2 rupees to Cash Register*

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

*Decides to sell the arcade games as no one is using them*I'll sell those to make money for the SSBM Lan.

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

Pays for the drinks. Now I'll need an arsanel of weapons. Does the cafe' have an armory?

Blank space is good :)

Hell we had arcade games?

DID WE HAVE MARVEL VS CAPCOM 2 OR THE POWER FIGHTERS!?

...hope not...

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

Yeah you can go chase the garbage truck Talon if you want it back. While you're there take back the Skiball table. Your a robot right you can lift heavy things. If not I'll help.

Blank space is good :)

Nah, I'm just a Blues Wannabe in a robot suit, but hey I can still dash!
Hey, I though we SOLD them.

*Dashes his ass to Garbage truck*

*Summons Author Team*

*Dan:Skiball|||Drék:MvsC2|||AuthorX:Power Fighters|||Zéphyx:Galaga|||Talon:Zerowing*

*Teleports back to Sword Café*

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

*Drék stays behind beating truck drivers to death for throwing out arcade games*

Drék the master of evil, becuase evil is good but not good good but makes me feel good

You stupid human, LLS sold them! Meh, if Link's Bane is in that truck make sure you spare the Garbage men before setting it ablaze.

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

Okay. I SERIOUSLY need some fewd, I mean food. Anyway, I want d's other arm, a manhandlaburger, and Link's Bane's head. I will give you an extra 25 rupies if you get me Link's Bane's head. I want to use it in some ritual that we venus fire traps do while we're in our pipes.

{insert witty sig here}

Drék, go get LB's head.

*Get's D's other arm*

*Prepares it for Dustminion*

You're scaring me you know that?

*Serves Dusty*

3 rupees is good

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

Don't forget my manhandlaburger!

{insert witty sig here}

Yah yah

*Prepares a Manhandlaburger for Dustminion*

*Gives it to him*

3 more rupees I s'pose

*Goes and plays Power Fighters, anyone care to join, I'm Protoman!*

Dusty can pay later...

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

Sorry, I pressed "enter" at the wrong time. Anyway, here's 6 rupies. 3 for my manhandlaburger, 3 for d's other arm. Remember, I'll give you 25 rupies for LB's head!!!

{insert witty sig here}

Dammit Drék logged off, I was willing to let him have that job.

*Goes to Garbage Truck, that was overturned when Zéphyx wanted to test his Fire-Punch Dash(Anyone who wants to see the Sprite Sheet just ask and I'll e-mail), finds Link's Bane, who WAS in fact in it, pulls out the ProtoX Sabre, and so do all Authors with Sabres. We Massacre him, save his head, make sure he's still living, beam into the Sword Café and neatly put it on Dustminion's Plate*

He's alive, do it now!

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

Thank you SO damn much! Here's your 25 rupies!

*forks them over*
*grabs LB's head*
*sinks into pipe*
*walks over a pit of lava*
*tosses the head in the lava*
*starts chanting*
*lightning surrounds the head*
*the head hovers up the lightning*
*the lightning binds the head and squeezes it*
*the head explodes*

NOTE: This post was not to threaten Link's Bane in anyway. I am just pissed with him. Like everyone else.

*comes back up the pipe*
*spits a fireball at the manhandlaburger*
*the manhandlaburger gets toasted*
*munches happily on his meal*

{insert witty sig here}

Wow dinner and a show! Cool!!!
:)

Bow to the queen vampire of all!!! Wa ha ha!

Only at The Sword Cafe! Okay,now I feel like a commercial.. *Makes some Hot Cocoa for herself and puts payment in the register*

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

That's entertaniment! *Goes to watch the Talent Show on the stage.

Blank space is good :)

Dusty, can you do me a hot chicken? I think you got the power to toast things up, do you?

Chicken? Well Dan qualifies(I'm just buggin' ya). I'm taking a break so someone else can do it, sorry.

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

I gotta work on my avatar... At home probably... it's friday! I'm going to computer class, so keep my hot chicken in a hot place, I'll come back to eat it later.

*Cooks up a hot chicken and keeps it warm until Sakura comes back*

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

I'm here! I'll eat that tasty hot chicken!

*Eats the hot chicken.*

That was good. You're a great cook!

Thanks,but I specialize in creative writing. Besides,I'm the manager.

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

Bet you could write a novel...

I'm working on it.^_^

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

I bet you love books too...

I've written books and I'm a creative genius but I don't care and I know no one I tell cares cause they just don't.

I love chicken also but I'm no good at cooking it unless it takes half a day and marinates for a day before.

*Could I get a chicken same as Skaura's and to drink I'll have a...umm...Pepsi*

Drék the master of evil, becuase evil is good but not good good but makes me feel good

I think I'll take an iceberg for dessert... you know, pepsi with a ball of ice cream in it?

I don't do cold food. It's a venus fire trap thing. :P

{insert witty sig here}

meh I'll do...

*Drék prepares iceberg for Sakura and brings it to her*
"That'll be 1 rupee"

Drék the master of evil, becuase evil is good but not good good but makes me feel good

Sure,thing.*makes Drek chicken like she did Sakura.Hands Pespi and chicken to him*3 ruppes please.
Of course I like reading,Sakura.

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

I just finished reading Harry Potter V. It was a long, but fun to read book.

*Pays LLS for the Chicken*

I read Harry Potter V. in 3 days wasn't a long read but it wasn't very good either cause it had plot holes. There were plenty of things that needed to be put into but J.K. Rowling might have cut back so younger reader could acutaly read it in a decent time.

How long did it take you to read it Sakura.

Drék the master of evil, becuase evil is good but not good good but makes me feel good

I go to an Arts School and specialize in Drama!
*Orders a muffin.

Blank space is good :)

I think I'll stop sugar for a bit, my throat hurts.

I'm miserable today, parce'qu je deteste le jeu video Megaman X3. On a happier note, I read The Order of The Pheonix in about 9 hours(All at once)

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

I pretty much need a moblinburger and sword fries.

{insert witty sig here}

Can't read that much makes head hurt and I faint if I read a book to fast.

*Drék reads Sword Café menu and faints*

Drék the master of evil, becuase evil is good but not good good but makes me feel good

*Puts Drek on a cot in back room until he wakes up* That was unexpected..

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

*Drék wakes up and slaps cold water on face "Thanks LLS"*

*Drék grabs Pepsi from fridge and puts one rupee in register*

Drék the master of evil, becuase evil is good but not good good but makes me feel good

I'll have a Mountain Dew and a Burger,please.
*Pays and sits down to wait for food.*

Cool!

Ooh, you got my tastes Silver Coin.

*Prepares burger and grabs a Mountain Dew for Silver Coin and one for self*

*Brings to Silver Coin*

That's 3 rupees.

*Goes and prepares Sword Fries and Moblinburger for Dustminion*

*Brings to him*

That's 4 rupees.

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

Okay.*gives Talon 5 rupees.*The extra two is a tip.

Cool!

*Finish his Pepsi and is still thristy, grabs a Mountain Dew*(Just following suite)

Puts 1 rupee in register.

Drék the master of evil, becuase evil is good but not good good but makes me feel good

I think I'll grab some onion rings...

*Wakes up*
Huh?!?
I must have fell asleep...
*Snores*
*wakes up again*
*Goes into car*
*Drives away*
*Falls asleep*
*Crashes into an important person that everybody hates*
*Everyone on the street cheers*
*Repairs car*
*Goes back into cafe*
*Orders coffee*

The time has come... Onward to victory!

200th reply. W00t. ;)

Anyway, I need a moblinburger.

{insert witty sig here}

Are you guys crazy? Your eating moblin! Well work is work.

I know how to say antidisestablishmentarianism.

I'm a venus fire trap. Why wouldn't I eat anything else?

*stares at Dark Cucco*
*spits a fireball at her*

Roasted rooster!

*eats Dark Cucco*

{insert witty sig here}

Now, you're eating a puppy...

Dan: All soda is a rupee, a rupee=$2ish
Dusty: *Gets ANOTHER Moblinburger*
*Cooks it this time :)*
*Brings to Dustminion*
That's 2 rupees.

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

Mawhahaha way to go Dustminion.

Orders Potine and Pepsi...

Drék the master of evil, becuase evil is good but not good good but makes me feel good

Here you go Dusty.
1 potine and and pepsi.
Uh, what's potine?

I know how to say antidisestablishmentarianism.

*gives 2 rupies to Talon*

Dark Cucco, I didn't order the stuff you gave me. And I already ate you!

{insert witty sig here}

Bah *Walks up to Dark Cucco and takes food, pays 7 rupees 2 are a tip*

Drék the master of evil, becuase evil is good but not good good but makes me feel good

*Wonders why Dustminion got to eat Link's Bane's Bane.

Blank space is good :)

Well cuccos have multipul lives so I can't die!;)

I know how to say antidisestablishmentarianism.

*Steals all Dark Cuccos lives.

Blank space is good :)

You can't do that.

I know how to say antidisestablishmentarianism.

Can too! *Does it again

Blank space is good :)

I told you! You can't do that.

I know how to say antidisestablishmentarianism.

What if we killed so many times that you had no more lives left.

*Drék pulls out the HAMGFSD(Huge All Mighty God Forsaken Sword of Death) and starts killing Dark Cucco multiple times*

Mawhahahaha

*Each time Dark Cucco dies he feeds it to Dustminion or himself*

Mahahahahaha

Drék the master of evil, becuase evil is good but not good good but makes me feel good

I don't know how to do a Forum Battle so I don't care.

I know how to say antidisestablishmentarianism.

Dusty!Drek!Out!You cannot attack an employee.You both are banished until Tuesday!
*Helps Cocoa*Are you okay?

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

I'm fine. I still have 336 lives left. Remind me to give them a knuckle sandwitch next time.8)

I know how to say antidisestablishmentarianism.

*Kicks drek out door*
*Rips off dustminion's head and eats it*
*Throws body in garbage can*
You can't do that to my sister!
*Burns garbage can*
Where is my coffee?!?!
*sits back at table and sees drek looking in window*
*Walks outside and eats drek*
*Comes back in and falls asleep*
*snores*

The time has come... Onward to victory!

I don't got ears So haha. :P

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You don't have a head either.

The time has come... Onward to victory!

Yes, I do. You now the red ball on the top of the stem? THAT'S A HEAD.

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Then I will do it again.
*Eats dustminion's head*
*Throws body in garbage can*
*Burns garbage can*

The time has come... Onward to victory!

Orders some fudge on strawberry ice cream.

Blank space is good :)

Ohhh I like your tastes!!

*makes fudge on strawberry ice cream.*

that'll be 3 rupies

I think I'll make one for myself

*makes another and puts 3 rupies in register*

Bow to the queen vampire of all!!! Wa ha ha!

*wakes up at 5:22 realizing he never ate to see the Ice Cream still intact. He quietly pays and starts to eat it.

Blank space is good :)

Sure, ice cream is one of the best treats, but also the one that has the drawback of making you big and fat.

Sad but true. It's a good thing I'm taking Jazz Dance this semester and go to the Gym....

Bow to the queen vampire of all!!! Wa ha ha!

Nice I do Hip Hop or I use to but now I practice at home every now and then.

*Prepares a strawberry milkshake for himself and puts in 3 rupees*

Does anybody else want one?

Drék the master of evil, becuase evil is good but not good good but makes me feel good

Black Rooster, you can eat my head. It is made up of dragonscale.

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This topic has gotten overly huge.

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

Yeah, I noticed that. Anyway, I need YET ANOTHER moblinburger.

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Here you go.
*Gives Dusty a knucklesand witch*
I'll take some of that icecream.
Dusty your still not aloud in.

I know how to say antidisestablishmentarianism.

Who the Hell are you to say that??? And in the first place it was me fighting not him lls must've gotten confused. And I stayed my time. And if he were to of been banned his time is up Dark Cucco.

Blank space is good :)

Tuesday. I'ts Tuesday that you guys can come in!

I know how to say antidisestablishmentarianism.

Cucco, I'm 3 times older than you. You can't hurt me. And just for that...never mind. I don't want to be banned.

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Me and Dusty have served are time and it's pretty much Tuesday!

*I'd like an Ice Cream sandwhich please*

Drék the master of evil, becuase evil is good but not good good but makes me feel good

Already ate them all, go check your e-mail Drék.

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

You sent me the Sir Robin sound file but I don't have the sound card installed yet.

*Drék runs to back room and puts together a chocolate sundae with peanuts, caramel, sauce, and a cherry on top! Puts 5 rupees in register*

Drék the master of evil, becuase evil is good but not good good but makes me feel good

Oh yah, my bad. Well pick it up at school, as I'm the one who says the words in the WAV file.

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

Not going tommorrow cause my brother under age and can't stay home alone. He gets home before me tommorrow like by 2 hours so I have to babby sit him for the day! I can send you an e-mail with Matt's avitar and then you give it to him.

Drék the master of evil, becuase evil is good but not good good but makes me feel good

*makes an ice cream sandwich*

here Drek, you ordered this a while ago, its on me cuz you bought dinner at the Cafe.:)

*puts 2 rupies in register*

*makes a carmel turtle sunday*
*puts 3 rupies in register*

yummmmmmm

Bow to the queen vampire of all!!! Wa ha ha!

Um, why are you referring to Talon by his real name? Talon might just start referring to himself in third person and take Black Rooster's example...

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

Thanks by the way how did you like the food at the café?

Drék the master of evil, becuase evil is good but not good good but makes me feel good

Just so you don't have to double post,
*post*

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

Great!! I never get good Italian food, so it was a real treat!

How often do you eat French food Drek?

Oh I forgot to add Seafood when I was listing food I like! Seafood is the best!

Bow to the queen vampire of all!!! Wa ha ha!

Thanks...

*Drék runs back to last post and edits "Max's" name to "Matt"*

Anyways could you give it to him I'll send to you tommorrow in the morning.

Drék the master of evil, becuase evil is good but not good good but makes me feel good

*Looks around suspiciously checking for Ninja Turtles he sees none and decides to order.

Pancakes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Blank space is good :)

All right pancakes!!!!!!!!!

*Prepares and cooks stack of pancakes for Supr Koppa*
It's on me cause you gave another food to cook!

*Prepares pancakes with chocolate chips in them and enjoys after puting in 10 rupees*

Drék the master of evil, becuase evil is good but not good good but makes me feel good

*Ninja Turtles walk through door*
*Ninja Turtles pushed Moonbeam*

HEY!!!!

*Moonbeam causes large ball of fire to fly from her fingertips*
*Moonbeam makes turtle soup*

Turtle soup anyone???:)

Bow to the queen vampire of all!!! Wa ha ha!

Mawhahahaha Sure I'll have some!

Drék the master of evil, becuase evil is good but not good good but makes me feel good

*dishes up turtle soup*

mmmm Ninja Turtles are the best

*gives soup to Drek*

2 rupies please!:)

Bow to the queen vampire of all!!! Wa ha ha!

*Watches television*
New Reporter: The shredder is attacking the city! Help!
Me: Aw crap!
*Building across the street bursts into flame*

The time has come... Onward to victory!

*Beats up ninjas

Stupid footclan Shredder WILL GO DOWN!!

Blank space is good :)

Those old NT games where good though.

Pays 2 rupees.

Yeah they were pretty good but kinda weird.

Drék the master of evil, becuase evil is good but not good good but makes me feel good

I'll take some turtle soup.
I wonder what ninja turtle tastes like...
*Makes really confused face:P*

I know how to say antidisestablishmentarianism.

Drék, you pay WAY too much.

*Gives Drék a 10 rupees gift certificate*

*Goes over to arcade machines and inserts a rupee into The Power Fighters*

'Booyakka! Die Gyroman, eat Protoman's buster shots and feel his wrath!'

*Looks around room while victory message in on screen, everybody stares at Talon blankly*

*Turns back*

'Die Centaurman!'

*inserts another rupee, puts Player 2 as Bass*

*Connects hands and arms to movable sticks*

*Plays as Protoman AND Bass*

'Are you dying Shadowman? Well don't start singing the Blues in sorrow because it isn't your Forte!'

*Turns around and looks at everybody again*

I'm sorry, that pun was ludicrously stupid, who gets it?

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

*ladles soup into bowl for Dark Cucco*

Here ya go, 2 rupies please.

I thought it was a good price, it was a big bowl after all....

Bow to the queen vampire of all!!! Wa ha ha!

*Pays 2 ruppies*
*Tips Beam 1 coin*
*Leaves*
*Comes back in*
*Ordeds slushy to go*
*Pays 3 ruppies*
*Leaves*
*Come back in*
What was I going to do? That's right!
*Gets napkin*
*Leaves*
(20 minutes later)
*Comes back in*
*Go's to arcade*
*Starts playing SMBM(Super Smash bros. Meele)*
No! No! No!
*Every one turns in there seat, just like with Talon*
Someone:Waiter! Waiter! Waiter! 1 small fri!
Cocoa:O.K.!

I think this is the longest post I ever did...

I know how to say antidisestablishmentarianism.

Thanks for the tip Coco!!!:)

Bow to the queen vampire of all!!! Wa ha ha!