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I saw this one show that this one guy said you are what you eat and he got a bag of nuts!
What do you guys eat?:)

I know how to say antidisestablishmentarianism.

Why do you care about what we eat? Or are you just curious?

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Pickles!
Tomatos!
Peaches!
Necterines!
Tangerines!
Plums!
Grapes!
Strawberries!
Pinapples!
Blueberries!
Seee a connection?

Blank space is good :)

I eat lots of things but mostly white rice and meat.(Maybe that's why I'm skinny.hmm...)

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

salt and vingar chips, dont know if thats like my personatity really.

You're salty?

Blank space is good :)

Instant Noodles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I'm a pickle now!

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Marble Cheese!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the zero's actally junk!

I know how to say antidisestablishmentarianism.

I wouldn't be talking pringle MC pring.
*eats pringle MC pring*

The time has come... Onward to victory!

Pringles, Top Ramen, Chocolate, Cheeseburgers, Fries, ect ect ect....

can you tell I'm a college student? :)

Bow to the queen vampire of all!!! Wa ha ha!

Noodles... Spaggetti... Macaroni... Tomato Sauce... Romano cheese... Pastas...

I think I'm a little...

What does that mean?

It means your Italian, but if I eat lobster then that means I'm a little red sea bug that people eat...OOOOO GOD!!! Wait what would that mean...

Drék the master of evil, becuase evil is good but not good good but makes me feel good

I eat pizza, chili and........Thats about it.

I still think pickles top all.

Blank space is good :)

No macaroni and cheese is the best!!!!!
Mmmm ... macaroni and cheese ... drool

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Sounds like Kraft Dinner... You're Canadian!

KD is BS and that's because it taste awful and smells it to.

I'm Canadian I live in Ontario somewhere.

Drék the master of evil, becuase evil is good but not good good but makes me feel good

Yay Canada!
Anyways, I'm currently the wire for my headphones....just don't ask....actually you can it'd amuse me a bit.

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

<TYPEWRITER>Ask?</TYPEWRITER>

I know how to say antidisestablishmentarianism.

I'm here with the big question tonight!

Talon how did you get tangled in your earphones?

Blank space is good :)

What earphones?

I know how to say antidisestablishmentarianism.

I believe that Superkoopa was talking about Talon's post 5 days ago where he said something about eating his headphones. I also ask the question that Superkoopa asks.

*Dan puts Talon in an interrogation chair*

"Why did you eat the headphone cord?"

I actually just held it in my mouth so I could type(it dangles over keyboard) but then I started chewing it, and I knocked out the left headphone. Shit! That was the treble phone too, and it only comes on whenever it's in the PERFECT position...

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Talon is an earphone!
he he he he he!
I think it's funny! Do you think it's funny? I ate a stuffed animal's fur once! I'm animal fur!

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Black Rooster would probably be a polyester blend because stuffed animals rarely have actual animal in them. (Unless of course you are talking about an animal that was actually stuffed.)

I still like pickles more than animal fur.

Blank space is good :)

You can be yourself if you can contort yourself enough...

*looks at the average age of the posters here*

...maybe this joke's a bit too graphic...

And the beautiful Kaze brushed his hand through his hair, and walked off into the sunset, as the hordes of fangirls moaned and fainted.

No such thing as 'Too Graphic'.

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

Blank space is good :)

I like donuts too!

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Donuts are good, but makes you fat.

I'm below the average wheight so I don't care.

The time has come... Onward to victory!

Like I said before...

Pickles!

Blank space is good :)

Be at the average weight then... it's better for your health... I think...

Donuts! I like Donuts! donutsdonutsdonutsdonutsdonutsdonutsdonutsdonutsdonutsdonuts!!!!! Ha beat that! Donuts are better than pickels! Pickles taste so icky! oh wait, thats cucumbers. Sorry!

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My watch band!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Do I have problems?

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Oh no, not at all.
*slowly steps away from Talon*

The funkyest thing that I've ever seen a person eat was paper, glue, and glitter all at once. It was a friend of mine who I met in Kindergarden and are still friends with. (He still eats it once in a while, just to freek people out)

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I would to, just because I used to. If I was that person so to speak.

Currently, instant noodles.......again!

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Link's bane's posts!
Ewwwwwwwww! They taste like dead squirrels! <TINY>Not that I ate any...</TINY>

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I'll take your word for it..........

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It's like eating a jellyfish.

EWW, eating a blooper..... taste like crap.

Link Kick Ass! Kill Them All! Ha Ha Ha!

You didn't had to say ''shit''.

Ok, I'll change it to crap.

Link Kick Ass! Kill Them All! Ha Ha Ha!

9 year old here!

I know how to say antidisestablishmentarianism.

*stands in shock and covers Coco's ears*

Just kidding :)

I've heard a lot worse when people are talking about him. I don't think cussing is bad, (actually I think it's healthy to do it once in a while, must be the Irish and German in me since thats what I mostly am) but I don't think its good to cuss all the time. Cussing is an art that should be perfected and used only when needed.

Bow to the queen vampire of all!!! Wa ha ha!

I don't see owy people can cuss.:(

I know how to say antidisestablishmentarianism.

I don't like it when people cuss in every sentence they say. It makes me feel very uncomfortable. That is not needed.

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Ditto.

I know how to say antidisestablishmentarianism.

Bob: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
If I ate a dead squrirrel would I be dead?

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not just a squrirrel, a dead squirirrel.

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Well, In particular, I love French Vanilla Cappacino. Mmmm..... Delicious....
But my favorite food of all time woud be The Blue Man Group! Oops... Thats My favorite BAND of all time. *takes off headphones and stops music*
As for my favorite solid savory snack.... TRIPLE S! I dunno what. Mayb- QUAD S! SPUJESTU SOLID SAVORY SNACKS! Maybe... Nachos? Quessidillas? Spaghetti? Pizza? Beef Stroganoff? I dunno.

One time I when I was four I ate some Moth balls...

*flashes Back*

It was a sunny day in our neighborhood...
I was playing outside, unsupervised at the moment, when I went into the neighbor's driveway. Anyway, This was no normal drive way... Around the driveway was soil and in that soil was.... GUMBALLS! I crouched down and popped one in my mouth, and took some more, putting them in my hands until they were full. It was then that my mom Began calling me inside. Naturally, I ran up to her, as she waited for me. Once I got to her, I held out my hands saying gleefully, "Look mom, gumballs!"
My mom freaked out and yelled, "Did you eat any?!?!?" Just as I swallowed my first one. She ran in and called Poison control-which was actually the fourth time she had to call in my child hood.... lol- Anyway, She ended up giving me this pill that would make me barf, riiding me of the evil moth ball poison! When I figured out that pill she gave me made me puke, I was SOOOO mad! You shoulda seen me!
anyway, always glad to share my wonderful and adventurous childhood, I bid you the end of my post.
NO MORE FOR YOU!

ACK. You're already ranked higher than me, Daniel. I guess your posts myst be of better quality. But I've written a post larget than that, and I STILL haven't even ranked up.

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I'm suprised after 2 posts like that, your still a cheep cheep. Nice story though.
We once thought that my bro ate rat poisoning once. We had to give hem ipicac (the stuff you were talking about that makes you throw up). The poor boy didn't know what hit him!

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There was this time when I was three. I was in Japan. Japan has these <HUGE>Huge Snails!</HUGE>
I was walking down the street with my mom when we saw these <HUGE>Huge Snails</HUGE> that someone had crushed with a baseball bat or something. Anyway, I plopped down by one of the <HUGE>Huge Snails!</HUGE>
and I ate a little bit of it... Excuse me!
*Barf!*
Ok... yeah that still makes me throw up when I think about it. I hate being a kid...

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The french think snails are a treat. *shudders* Can't think of why. Ewwwwwww.

Bow to the queen vampire of all!!! Wa ha ha!

well, alot of my posts are quite long. My longest to date is the like like(X-like) Query. Check it out, cause no one has yet! It is in Video games/Zelda games/ like like(X-like) query.
Back on topic....
I ate ant poisoning AND rat poisoning in my fun old times as a little kid.

So, does that make me a dead Rat-ant-moth that drinks French Vanilla cappicino laced with rat and ant poison that has mothballs floating in it?

God you double post a lot and with a lot of text, cool.......I'm right now a pizza that was dropped on a freshly cleaned with soapy water 5 minutes ago floor.

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!