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Who dosn't loe those fuzzy cute little critters that come to your house so often? Thumper Bambi even Bugs Bunny! Now who likes burning them to the ground? Who likes hugging them?

IT'S SPAM I TELL YOU IT NEEDS NO POINT!

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Burn, baby! Burn! Disco inferno! Burn, baby! Burn! Umm, I'd burn them before thet'd eat me. I'm a venus fire trap, after all.

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*Shove animal to the world of happy tree friends*
*Watches*

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Say hello to my little friend. Bang bang bang bang bang bang bang

Phhhh
hasta lavista baby!

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Um, I like bunnies...

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

*Pets the bunny then sets it on fire

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*Freezes the bunny with Ice X, may you be preserved untill I say so*

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

*Unfreezes the bunny. *The bunny then takes an Austin Powers pee. (If you know what I mean)

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Evacuation Com*pssssss*com*psssssss*

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

*Watches Smokey smoke. Aha you don't encourage helping prevent forest fires! And that's why they call you Smokey!

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I like huging cute little wabbits!:)

I know how to say antidisestablishmentarianism.

I like burning big fat caterpillars and watching them explode. *boom!boom!boom!and splatch.

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Try having a bro that watches Pokemon....
I actually play Pokemon.....
Cute, cuddly Pokemon.
(My fave is Arboc and Ekans and anything that eats the cute ones!:) ) Wahahaha!!!

Bow to the queen vampire of all!!! Wa ha ha!

I'm thumper cause I thump! (thump thump thump)

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Well charizard can burninate ekans and arbok with his burninating powers! Then he can team up with trogdor and burninate the country side!
Burninating the country side!
Burninating the peasants!

TROGDOR!
THATCHED HUTS!

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I can use my cards for that... why using magic to summon pokemons?

Is attacked by Forest Turtles.

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Pokémon* is the proper plural use, yes I still very much like Pokémon. I'm gonna hear about this at school now...meh, go Machop!

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

I still like pokémon too!

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I only like the games.

The games are pretty good but I hate the show in every fiber of my being.

Drék the master of evil, becuase evil is good but not good good but makes me feel good

The TV show must be banned!

Ash sounds like a girl! And Pikachu looks like some deformed rabbit.

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The show would make sence if they removed that annoying Team Rocket or something...

It would make sense if the messed up charachters could kill Team Rocket and then when they finally beat the tournement or whatever there trying to get to. Once that's done end the show forever and burn all the data that they have about it.

Drék the master of evil, becuase evil is good but not good good but makes me feel good

Ash's voice is played by a girl. Drek looks like a wolf which means... He's a forest woodland critter!
*Burns Drek*

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Grrr (I'm a mad rabbit with rabies!)

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Nintendo made some good products, but this is the worst they ever made, and they make millions with it...

Ahhhhhhhhh! It's the evil rabbit from monty python! Run for your lives! Someone get the holy hand grenade! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Aieeeeee! He bit off my arm! It hurts so much! Not the eyes! Not the eyes! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! The pain... <TINY>the terrible pain</TINY>
Why w-wont I d-d-die? God w-why!?!?!?! .......

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*flys around biting people

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*Turns into ghost and flys away to find another body that can hold the holy hand grenade*
I can't use the grenade because i'm evil.

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Don't forget to count to 3!

"1,2,4,3"

It's an evil little critter!

*Waits for the countdown

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I found a good body! 1,2,5!
Some person: It's three!
Black Rooster:3!
*Chucks grenade at rabbit*
*Blows up rabbit and body!
Son of a *beep*! That fu*beep* blew up my *beep* body! God dam*beep*nit! *beep* Stop it you *beep*ing beeper before i have to rip your *beep*ing head off! As for you you stupid *beep* rabbit!
*Kicks dead rabbit*
*Foot catches fire*
Ahhhhhhhhh! God *beep* it!
Okay... I think I calmed down...
Hey my body is still okay!
*Leaves host and goes to original body*
Host: Help i'm on fire!

The time has come... Onward to victory!