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Well, I'm thinking of coming bact to the forum battles. And so I thought I'd recreate the forum battles here. And you pick which team you're on.

Holy Warriors
Shade Warriors

Soooooo...enjoy. :)

I'll get things started.

*is on Shade Warriors*

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Oh, and you have unlimited MP. So you can cast many magic spells whenever you want! And since this is the 1st forum battle(revisited), you can ignore the rules for the 3rd battle. So...

LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE!!!!!!!!!!

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finally NO RULES!!!
I've so looked forward to this wonderous day!
*sides with dustminion on the shade warrior side*

Time is a fickle thing.
Through you hands always trickling.
You feel the good times will always last.
Then suddenly they're in the past.
Then you realize that you have,
Nothing.

"Let's get ready for the battle, Shade Warrior Oscuro," Dustminion said. Dustminion walks to the red corner of the stadium. He grabs his mighty staff and his spellbook. He puts on his pointed hat and robe. He is ready.

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Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

Oscuro stands up from the shadows and shouts "your light shall fade warrior of light!!!" he unsheaths his darkness blade, it gives of a mist of pure blackness, he awaits the first attack.This shall be the final fight, to the winners pure rule, and to the losers........ Death.

Time is a fickle thing.
Through you hands always trickling.
You feel the good times will always last.
Then suddenly they're in the past.
Then you realize that you have,
Nothing.

Dustminion opens the spellbook. Dustminion chants something. "Erif!" Dustminion shouted. A fireball falls from the sky, hitting Talon, a robot from the Holy Warriors, for 126 damage.

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Time is a fickle thing.
Through you hands always trickling.
You feel the good times will always last.
Then suddenly they're in the past.
Then you realize that you have,
Nothing.

"This...is the end for you, Talon," Dustminion mumbled. Dustminion shouts, "Tlob!" A bolt of lightning erupts from the sky and strikes Talon, ruining his circuits, killing him. Talon was dead.

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*As Talon falls his trustworthy ally from the shadows comes to his aid, holding Lembas bread, he gives it to Talon and Talon rises again!*

'Thank you Legolas'

*Talon casts Aura of Protection around himself and Legolas, no stat effecting spell can hit me, nor anything physical*

*Legolas draws his 2 daggers, and charges at Dustminion*

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

*warps in*

"It appears as though Talon is outnumbered!"

*Runs into Talon's corner, throws him an E-Tank*

"I'll help you out!"

*Dan changes alignment to Holy*

*Jumps into air and calls Spyeye, his support unit. Merges with him*

*Flies over the arena and lands behind Dustminion, charging his sabres at the same time, striking at the same moment as Legolas, Quintuple slash!*

*Dustminion stumbles to his feet, but regains his balance, he can't take much more of this...*

Dustminion stumbles to his feet. His eyes glow a bright red and dashes toward Dan. Dustminion jumps high into the air and clutches onto a wall. He shouts, "Ytilibisivni!" Dustminion vanishes into thin air! Dan wonders where he is. Then the invisible Dustminion jumps off the wall and tip-toes toward Dan. Then Dustminon whacks Dan on the head for 89 damage with his staff.

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"Ow..."

*Dan turns on Infra-Red sensors, and sees Dustminion running around the arena*

"*whistles* Legolas, can you see him?"

Legolas: "I can, shall we run him?"

*Dan and Legolas corner Dustminion and strike! Dan knocks out Dustminion with the pommel of his sabre and ties/gags him and attaches him to the roof of the arena.*

*Dan then distributes poles and they play pinata!*

*goes and gets pom poms with a never ending cool fire spell on them*
*hands two to Coco*
dont worry, they wont burn you, this is non-burning fire spell
*starts waving fire blazing pom-pom in the air*

Bow to the queen vampire of all!!! Wa ha ha!

*Jump attacks Legolas but legolas jumps out of the way with his elven reflexes*
*Goes for Dan instead and slashes him*
*Gets Dustminion off of roof and charges towards Dan again*

The time has come... Onward to victory!

"Daahh..." Dustminion said. He coughed and stands up. He grabs his staff, and it glows with a light tint of blue. Dustminion chanted, "Imanust!" An enormous wave of water appears and engulfs Legolas and Dan. Dustminion's staff then glows a dark shade of green. Dustminion then shouts, "Plek!" Large weeds grow out of the water and bind Legolas and Dan rendering them paralyzed.

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IM COMMING TALON!!
*joins holy side*
*warp shippuga's everyone on the dark side*
*all dark side take 5000 dmg*

T*Casts HealUsMore(Shut up Dan) on the Holy Party*

L*Runs off to get Gandalf, Aragorn and Gimli(Screw Frodo)*

T*Remembers he recently beat Megaman Xtreme 2 and Megaman Zero 2(Shut up Dan), thus he uses Talon-Final on Black Rooster and uses the ProtoX-Sabre and the Z-Sabre on Dustminion*

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

If your going to get them then I will get the baelrog!
*Baelrog appears alon with gonondorf bowser and his koopa kids bass a bunch of mets some skeleton cuccos doom dragon Saturos Menardi Gohama wario dark link king dodongo (far away from ganondorf) some Dark nuts and a giant puppet with some moblins miniblins bokoblins re deads keese fire keese stalfos octorocs and anything else annyone on the shde warriors can think of.

The time has come... Onward to victory!

*Joins in with the Holy side*

*Uses Light arrow bomb*

*Which kills all the evil bastards Black rooster summoned into battle and damages Black roosters by 300.*

Don't mess with Link or you will pay.

Link Kick Ass! Kill Them All! Ha Ha Ha!

*'whistles' tells spyeye to free him and Legolas*

"Damn, the Balrog! He's too powerful, but luckily I have this!"

*Dan takes out Glamdring, Gandalf's sword, which has already tasted balrog death.*

Gandalf "Hey! Give me back my sword!"

Dan: "One moment!"

*Dan throws the blade to Spyeye, who flies high up in the air. Dan jumps up, grabs the sword and slams into the Balrog, who screams and dies instantly*

Gandalf "Hey, that's a nice move, maybe I should try that..."

*Dan dashes over to Gandalf and returns him his sword*

Dan: "Now for you, Dustminion!"

*Dan slashes Dustminion and cleaves his staff into two, His magic power has now been halved! Suddenly two arrows and an axe slam into Dustminion causing him to barely hold onto life*

(The axe and arrows came from Legolas,Gimli and Aragorn)

"Yay! More holy warriors! Now they are the ones outnumbered!"

*Summons Lassie

Alright I'm going to the Holy side right Lassie?
(Lassie barks with affection)
Good!
5 Holy 3 Dark
Seems you are out numbered!
*Casts protect and shell on himself and charges at Black Rooster. As black rooster comes tword him he jumps and stabs him in the back and bows. He then runs back to cast a strong spell.

Protect me guys this will take awhile to cast ALPHA okay?

*Lassie stands ground and Superkoopa waits for the other Warriors to help.

Blank space is good :)

Well I'm stopping this battle madness...

Yay!! Lassie is here!!! Go Lassie go!:):)

Bow to the queen vampire of all!!! Wa ha ha!

"...uuugh..." Dustminion mumbled. Before he died, he tries to cast a finshing spell on the rest of the Holy Warriors. He picks up the two halves of his staff, casts a repair spell, and the staff is repaired. "...Now...for my...final attack..." Dustminion said. His staff glows with dark shade of red as he casts a finising spell. Dustminion shouts, "Yadsmood!" A sphere flies from the sky, and it glows a spooky red. Then it shoots red lightning on the Holy Warriors and grabs them in the sphere. The Holy Warriors have been trapped in that sphere, forever, never to return to the outside world. Dustminion drops his staff and falls to the ground, and he is bleeding out of the severe cuts coming from the arrows and the axe embedded in his back. The rest of the Shade Warriors rush toward the near-dying Dustminion. With his final words, Dustminion whispers, "...the dark side...has won...Shade Warriors...you...m..u.s..t...a..v.en.ge...me..." Dustminion's eyes now close, as his body begins to decay. Dustminion was dead.

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*Dan slams into red sphere, he get electrocuted bedly.*

Dan: "Ow! How the heck do I get out of here?"

Talon: "Maybe if we all use our powers at once?"

*Holy Warriors attack sphere, the sphere absorbs the power from the shots and sends it back at the Holy Warriors*

Talon: "Well that didn't work..."

Superkoopa: "Hey! Look, Lassie's outside the sphere! I wonder if he could do something to get us out?

Dan: "Is there someway you could contact Lassie, Superkoopa?"

Superkoopa: "I believe so... *whistles*"

*Lassie comes running towards Superkoopa, sniffs at the sphere and get a light shock, Black Rooster kicks him and Lassie jimps at Black Rooster and bites him*

Link 3: "How the **** do we get out of here"

*He fires a light arrow at the sphere, it loses power but leaves a dent in the sphere. Lightning spreads to this area and quickly repairs the dent*

Dan: "Hm... *whistles*"

*Spyeye drops down, steals Gandalf's staff and plunges it into the sphere, it leaves a hole large enough for Dan to fit through, just as he leaves the hole repairs itself and the sphere begins to majorly shock everyone in the sphere, Talon casts Healing spells*

*Dan notices that Dustminion's staff is vibrating slightly. He dashes towards it and slashes it with his sabres. The staff is again broken. The sphere stops electrocuting the Light Warriors and vanishes. Dan then starts rapidly slicing the staff into fine powder, which is burnt by Talon*

Dan: "Now onto Black Rooster, he kicked a dog!"

*Light Warriors rush Black Rooster*

the zero meditates for awhile, all of the sudden, the ground shakes, thunder is everywhere and....
A NEW FORM EMERGES!!
the mmz form!
the zero charges his chain rod and spins it wildly, dustminion takes 5000 dmg!

You always have to double-post... why not editing?

the zero, I already died! And that sphere is impenitrable. You can't escape. So back in the sphere you go. And Sakura, Dan posted, then the zero.

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If Legolas is still alive...

L*Shoots an infinite amount of arrows at the sphere from the inside.

T*Blasts as many shots at the sphere at he can*

L*Keeps shooting*

T*Summons an Author, Dan!*
wait...
T*AuthorX!*

A-X*Uses Authordoken on the sphere from the outside*

T*Uses Protodoken from the inside*

L*Keeps shooting*

The sphere overloads and explodes, dealing damage to all inside it.

All*Take 6570 damage*

An echo of Dustminion's voice cackles as the Holy Warriors moan in pain.

T*Casts HealUsMore on the party, all healed for 5200*

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

HA HA HA HA!!!!

Dosn't mean we can't go under!

*Superkoopa uses his super powers to ram through dirt and come out the other side.
The others follow as Lassie cheers and licks legolas.

Blank space is good :)

L*Runs away*

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

well, im out (dustminion, if no one can get out, then why do we even bother revisiting this? and i dident know u were dead)
*grabs out his z-sheild*
*the zero cant take ANY damage and all spells reflect*

Ok Dustiminion even if we are stuck in the sphere Talon and I would try to break it with are Light Arrow (it perces right through evil.)
If that didn't work then I would use the Master Sword. (It can slice through Evil.
If that didn't work I would summon the power of my peice of the triforce to ubtain the power of the gods and slice through the sphere and destory the rest of the Shade Warriors. That would not fail. One of the many reasons I say don't mess with Link.

Link Kick Ass! Kill Them All! Ha Ha Ha!

Hey I made a hole he never said we could'nt go under.

Blank space is good :)

*Saturos and Menardi crawl out of pile of bodies*
Saturos: We are evil but not evil enough to be instantly killed by light arrows.
*Menardi uses Nova on super koopa for 6592 damage*
*Saturos goes to get help*
Black Rooster: God damnit I hate light arrows!
*Sword begins to glow*

The time has come... Onward to victory!

L*Comes back*

L'Down Lassie'

T*Holds out Z-Sabre and ProtoX-Sabre, his whole body starts to glow*

A-X*Summons HIS Author Buddy, Goat!*

G*Casts AuthorDoken on Black Rooster*

A-X*Sits there and drinks W-Beer*

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

Note I'm still in sauron form.
Oscuro looks at Dustminion's limp, dead body. The Oscuro part of his mind looks and remembers. Tears come to his eyes. He clenches his fists and closes his eyes. Dark energy surrounds him. He Screams "Noooooo!!!!!" The energy surrounding him flares up much larger than it was originally, and around the symbol of the red eye forms a picture of blue fire, Oscuro's emblem. Oscuro calms and says that "We are now in unicen, we have become one."

Then Oscuro pulls out the darkness blade and points it towards Talon and says "you're mine." With this all the energy surrounding Oscuro fades, he shouts "Dark fire blast" and a stream of dark fire comes out of the darkness blade engulfing Talon in it's blaze doing severe damage to him.

Time is a fickle thing.
Through you hands always trickling.
You feel the good times will always last.
Then suddenly they're in the past.
Then you realize that you have,
Nothing.

This would make a really good movie!!

Bow to the queen vampire of all!!! Wa ha ha!

Shit I'm weak to Ice I'm dead.....

L'I should have given him more Lembas whilst I could'

A-X'I should have given him an E-Tank'

G'Bah, I can cast Revive'

L*Pulls as many arrows as his bow can handle, aimes and shoots at Sauron's Eye*

Talon's body may be dead, but it's still infused with the power of the Z-Sabre and the ProtoX-Sabre, instantly a Blue an' a Green light shoot from his dead body one at Black Rooster and one at Sauron. These beams are those of pure good and virtue, they instantly knock Black Rooster and Sauron down to the red Earth, trembling.

A-X*Casts AuthorDoken on Menardi*

G*Casts AuthorDoken on Saturos*

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

*Sword explodes in a burst of energy which engulfs Talon and paralyzes him*
*Grabs Talon's sheild and snaps it in half*
*Snaps Talon's sheild into fourths*
*Throws peices of sheild on floor*
*Saturos comes back with Agatio and Karst*

The time has come... Onward to victory!

Talon is dead.

G*Casts Revive on Talon*

T'Yay!

T*Pulls out spare shield<Refer to Megaman ZeroX #18>*

L*Draws out daggers and charges at Karst and Agatio*

A-X*Transforms into 'X' form, 2 Beam Sabres emit from AuthorX*

G*Drinks W-Beer*

A-X*Spins(Refer to FFQ, AuthorX vs AuthorX) at Black Rooster*

T*Casts Talondoken(Refer to latest Megaman ZeroX) on Saturos*

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

*Agatio casts Rising Dragon on Talon*
*Talon goes really high into the air*
*Large burst of energy Damages Talon Severly*
*Talon plummets back to earth*
*Just before Talon hits ground Black Rooster hits him with the flat of his blade sending him flying into the feild of dead bodies*
*Just as Talon hits the ground a whole bunch of mets swarm over him*
*Black Rooster Summons star magician*
*Star magician forms a ball of energy and throws it at Talon which blows up and vaporizes his sheild*
*An angry mob of Dark Nuts Joins the battle*

The time has come... Onward to victory!

*Lassie comes to the rescue to fight of the Dark Nuts as the spell is finished.

*Superkoopa casts Granstream

^_^ ------> X_X

Black Rooster has been severely damaged.

*Superkoopa gets ready to cast his signuture move Tri-Shot.

He get ready to charge...

Blank space is good :)

Oscuro falls to the ground in pain. The attacks had almost killed him. He stands up. He starts to laugh, "Hahaha you fools will pay dearly!".
He pulls out the darkness blade he holds it to the sky, Dark clouds form swirling around above him, he cries out, a surprisingly dark colored lightning strikes the darkness blade, zapping Oscuro, dark energy pulses through him and the darkness blade, he cries out in pain and causes dark light flows out of his sword and it engulfs the arena killing all inside, including Oscuro.

Time is a fickle thing.
Through you hands always trickling.
You feel the good times will always last.
Then suddenly they're in the past.
Then you realize that you have,
Nothing.

*Luckly Superkoopa is a Koopa and has no Vital Organs and is Super! His re-raise also contributes to this. Being the only one left he re-raises all the Light Warriors and casts Life 3 on everyone.

Blank space is good :)

Legolas feeling new power transforms into, Megolas!

Sauron*Summons 100000 Orcs to get rid of this new threat*

M*Pulls out his two daggers and bow, and eliminates all the orcs*



T, A-X, G"Woohoo!"

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

Oscuro's body was found still standing in the same pose. His skin had chipped off. just then the bones shattered and fell, dark energy flowing off. The dark energy flowed around Oscuro and the other Shade warriors bodies including Dustminion's. The dark energy flew into the bodies restoring them.
Oscuro stood up still infected with Sauron, he spoke, "The dark energy inside my very bones has revitalized us. We shall now blow out the light that is the holy warriors!"

Time is a fickle thing.
Through you hands always trickling.
You feel the good times will always last.
Then suddenly they're in the past.
Then you realize that you have,
Nothing.

Oh come on, compliment my animation, for killing a million Zero wannabe-Orcs....

All at once you can here 4 voices...

T, A-X, G, Zéphyx(Just beamed in from nowhere)*AUTHORDOKEN!!!!!!!!!!*

Every enemy except BR, Oscuro, Dusty(Basically anyone who really exsists) and others die, meaning guys like Saturos.

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

Dustminion's eyes open. He stands up to see that his staff had once again been snapped in half, and all the dark force from it had fled. He casts a repair spell on his staff and the force floods his staff once again. The staff is repaired, Dustminion pucks it up. "Well, Talon..." Dustminion said. "Since you brought along a couple of your friends to help you out, I will do so as well."

Suddenly, a wing whaps Talon on the head for 54 damage. That wing belonged to Tsugoyle, the winged kitsune*. "Well, then..." Tsugoyle said. "You must be Talon." "Damn straight!" Talon replied. "And you will die!" Talon tries to shoot Tsugoyle. But Tsugoyle's wings wrap around him, and the shot deflects directing it toward Talon, and it strikes him for 246 damage. "You will have to do better than that to defeat the Shade Warriors," Tsugoyle said.

Then suddenly, Legolas yells, "What the hell is that?!" A shadowy figure walks toward Legolas. In the shadows was a man, a bold warrior with a double-edged axe for an arm. His name was Xiroz. "Hmmm..." Xiroz mumbled. "Well, Legolas. I am Xiroz. And I...am your worst nightmare." Xiroz said. With a swift move, Xiroz shoved the blade into Legolas' skull, thus killing him. "Mwahahaha...nobody can defeat the Shade Warriors." Tsugoyle said.

* In case you were wondering, a kitsune is a combination of a devil or succubus and a fox. Kitsunes can have up to nine tails. When they lose one, they may grow more.

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"Yahhhhhhhhh!"

*Dan leaps up from the ground and whistles for Spyeye*

"Avian Merge!"

*Dan holds his arm in the air and yells, "Plasma Shotgun!" He then proceeds to unload clip after clip of shotgun bullets into Xiroz, who eventually falls over backwards, dead. Dan grabs his sabre, which is thirsting for blood! He then runs across the battle field. "Activate blood for blood!" Dan sneaks behind Black Rooster and quietly slits his throat, automatically killing him. Dan then uses the death energy to revive Legolas. Suddenly Dan feels a strange euphoria come over him...his eyes get covered by a red film and he goes into a battle rage!*

***Some time later***

*The bodies of Tsugoyle, Goat, and Dustminion staff lie strewn across the battle arena. The red film across Dan's eyes begins to go away. He then summons Skandranon: the Black Gryphon. Skan grabs Dustminion and flies away from the arena, Dustminion is without the power of his staff, and he is immune to Dustminion magic as long as it is not amplified by the power of his staff. Dan goes into the corner, mutters some words and falls to the ground. Spyeye flies out of Dan and begins to guard him. Zéphyx decides to guard him as well.*

...What did I miss?

Blank space is good :)

*Drék beams in*

*Sorry Talon I'm evil so I'm iwth Dustminion*

*Drék uses his Break Point saber, plasma emits from the blade all who are victim to the blade with be burned wit plasma*

*Drék slash through Legolas's defence and manages to attack Talon for 125 damage and plasma burns him*

Drék the master of evil, becuase evil is good but not good good but makes me feel good

I think Dan's gone a bit insane....
Well Goat's slain, so only Talon and AuthorX remain, as Zéphyx is on guard and Megolas kinda died.....

T*Recently beaten Megaman 7, Talon merges with Rush (Wouldn't THAT look funny...) and arms himself with the Super Rocket Buster, an Arm Buster that can pick up items and comes back*

A-X*Summons Black Mage*

BM*Casts Hadoken on Black Rooster*
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T*Fires the Rocket Buster at Dustminion, stealing the remains of his staff, Talon then casts them into the Void*

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

*Dan surveys the surroundings of the arena, then looks at his sabre.*

"What the hell just happened? Why is my armor and sabre so blood-ridden! I never would've been so careless, except if that had happened! Dan replays the video camera in his visor. Blood Rage! The only cause for myself to turn on my own team."

*Dan revives Goat, but carefully transplants memories of Black Rooster killing him, rather than Dan killing him. Dan shouts. Skan drops Dustminion who is now flailing in the air. Spyeye flies above Dustminion waiting for the signal, Dan jumps up and again merges with Spyeye. He then lands beside Dustminion and strikes. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10! Dan connects with 10 slashes! As he's about to execute the finishing blow, he feels a euphoria come over him, a light red tint fill his eyes, Dan walks away and sees Skan squeeze the remaining life out of Dustminion.

"You just never learn, do you?" Dustminion said. Dustminion repairs his staff again, casts Counter (the life doesn't go out) and Heal on himself, and revives his comrades. Tsugoyle stretches his wings as they shine in the sunlight. Xiroz stands up and gets ready to fight once more. Black Rooster grabs his mighty sword ad his red eyes glow under his hood once again. Oscuro stands up and begins to charge his gun. He fires it after Tsugoyle. Tsugoyle deflects it. Then the shot goes toward Talon and it hits him for 1337 (8)) damage. Then Xiroz walks toward Talon and slams his axe in his head ruining his circuits.

Tsugoyle hovers around Talon's body. Tsogoyle puts his hands together at the right side of his head. A magic sphere absorbs Talon's power and drains into Tsugoyle's veins. Tsugoyle had Talon's powers. Tsugoyle then uses Talon's most powerful attack, Talondoken. He fires it at Talon, and he explodes.

"Now for you!" Tsugoyle exclaimed pointing at Dan. Tsugoyle glides toward Dan and crashes into him. Both Tsugoyle and Dan take 95 damage. Dan pulls out his sabre and tries to slash Tsugoyle. Tsugoyle wraps his wings around him as he gets slashed. But Tsugoyle takes no damage. Tsugoyle distracts Dan while Dustminion sneaks toward Dan. "Ezylarap!" Dustminion yelled. A grey circle wraps around Dan allowing Tsugoyle to destroy him. Tsugoyle then chants something. He yelled, "Taeh!" Heat rays emit from Tsugoyle's wings and Dan become warmer and warmer and warmer, then Dan becomes too warm and he begins to melt. Dan explodes.

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Oscuro stares at the remains of the holy warriors and then turns to Superkoopa. "It looks like YOU'RE the last of the holy warriors, a lowly koopa, but dodn't worry you'll see your friends soon, just as soon as I kill you that is."

Oscuro pulls out the darkness blade and drives it deep into Superkoopa's head. Superkoopa cries out from the seering pain, then his screaming stops, Superkoopa is dead.

Time is a fickle thing.
Through you hands always trickling.
You feel the good times will always last.
Then suddenly they're in the past.
Then you realize that you have,
Nothing.

There's a few problems Dustminion:

1. Talon sent your staff remains into the void, where they can't be repaired.

2. You were already dead! Skandranon sqeezed the remaining life out of you, even if you hadn't died, Skan would've still been holding you...

3. Talon isn't a robot, meaning that a smash in the head wouldn't smash his circuits, it would smash my circuits, but not his.

4. Why would Oscuro fire at Tsugoyle? They're on the same team! (Blood Rage is something different, it's an after-effect of drawing blood)

Those effects taken into account mean that Talon and I are still alive, and Dustminion is dead! but this also means that I technically am the last person to attack, which means that it is someone else's turn to attack.

P.S. Yay! Spiny!

There are a few answers, Dan:

1) My staff can't be cast into the void.

2) I casted Counter. Meaning if I were about to die, I'd just cast Counter and nothing would happen. And Counter's a dark spell, BTW.

3) His sprite LOOKS like a robot. That made me ACCUSE he was a robot in the forum battles.

4) You should've read my post better. Tsygoyle was standing right there. Oscuro fired. Tsugoyl...you know what? I'll just show you the plan.

Talon
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Tsugoyle
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Oscuro

I'm not sure that'll come up well. And just in case, Oscuro stands there, he shoots, Tsogoyle deflects. You notice he was shooting at the front of Tsugoyle when he was standing sideways. And the bullet deflected and aimed it at Talon.

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Know what, my Avatar makes it look like I'm Roll....and yeah, I'm an Elf in a Blues-Wannabe suit, but I have Author powers with or without it.

No one took Zéphyx, AuthorX or Black Mage (We can leave Goat dead) into account, they're still alive and kicking!

BM*Casts Lit-X on the Shade Warriors*

A-X*Switchs to Gravity Hold, charges up to full and releases, everyone living except AuthorX and Zéphyx start to float upward, causing commotion*

Z*Uses Missle-Launch on Dustminion, it's an undetectable missle than doesn't explode untill lit, so it pushes Dustminion untill he does something, but it's so fast it pushes him at least 560m away*

T*Roll comes to his aid and transfers some of her energy to his Suit, it then invokes auto-repairs and uses electricity to slowly bring Talon around, but his head still suffers massive damage, so he teleported back to the Author dimension and put into stasis, Roll beams out*

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

*Drék rushes at Zéphyx,uses Heaven Stab of the Dragon. Zéphyx flies up into a whirlwind created by Drék's punch in the air. He trys to escape the whirlwind but the presure is too much and he comes falling down towards Drék. Drék draw's his blade and before Zéphyx lands he thrust the blade through his back dealing 2450 damage and paralyzes him*

*Drék points his blade at the tip of Zéphyx's robotic throat. He pushes in slowly making every second of his death as painful as possible. He pushes through the skin and then a qucik thrust through the throat to disable him. He's not dead but as good as dead. Zéphyx's life slowly slips away from him until his eyes close and he dies.*

*Zéphyx is dead*

Drék the master of evil, becuase evil is good but not good good but makes me feel good

"Dan summons: Master Chief!"

*MC grabs a shotgun and fires clip after clip of bullets, until he brings Xiroz down. He then sees Dustminion begin the spell of Revivication. MC throws a plasma grenade, which lands on Dustminion's chest. Dustminion looks in horror at the sight of automatic death. His body explodes and a giant scorch mark is the only connection between him and the arena. Dan takes Dustminion's staff, drains the power out of it and uses it to revive Zéphyx. Tsugoyle begins a dive at the Holy Warriors. Skan leaps up and takes him by an airborne assault. Two slashes take out the membrane-like skin of Tsugoyle and Skan hears the words, "Avian Merge" Dan flies up to Tsugoyle and executes the finishing blow. He then sees that Oscuro is rushing the holy warriors, trying to kill Superkoopa. He demerges with Spyeye so that Spyeye can execute his attack: Element Bombardment! Dan executes the double sword technique, which is enchance by Spyeye's attack. One slice of this attack sends Oscuro sliding to the other send of the arena*

*Ghost Rooster rises from his body and looks at it*
Ghost Rooster: What?!?! You will die dan!
*Flys into Dan's body and curses him with extreemly bad luck*
*A tree falls on dan*
*The tree catches fire*
*A plane crashes into the tree*
*A gasoline truck crashes into the plane*
*<HUGE>BOOM!!!</HUGE>*

The time has come... Onward to victory!

"Urrrggghh. Damned tree."

*Dan runs out to buy all the lucky things he can think off, He turns them all into a necklace and attaaches it to his armor. "Hah! No more bad luck!" He then whips out a cross and begins chanting. Ghost Rooster's essence slowly begins to get sucked into the cross.*

P.S. Ghost Rooster is stuck in that cross, it is made out of Met Alloy!

P.P.S. Don't attack it with citrus it won't work!

P.P.P.S. I'm almost dead!

*Rooster's pet cucco flies in and steals the cross from dan*
*Cucco flies away*

The time has come... Onward to victory!

*Drék uses Heaven Blast of The Dragon and Dan attacks but Drék moves backwards froming a prefect sprial and when nearing the center of it wind picks up of the heat of Dan's attacks and the coldness of Drék's defense. They reach the center and Drék thrust is fist up causing a whirlwind more of a tornado and blast Dan flying into the sky taking 4505 damage and cofusion*

Drék the master of evil, becuase evil is good but not good good but makes me feel good

*Dan's body flies up and finally lands on the ground. He has barely enough energy left to speak, let alone do anything...but miraculously he stands up reaches into his pocket and brings out a drink, a KeroKeroKola! He drinks it and the Holy Warriors regain all health*

*Dan rushes over to Drék, and Dan and Drék get locked in a duel. After some time Dan strikes Drék with one of the easiest fencing moves, the Parry Reposé. Drék cluctches his heart in agony.*

*Drops of blood drip from the wound but Drék uses his Final Stance and waits* (Increase stats ?x5 for each turn,where ? is the amount iof turns waited)

*Drék pulls out his dying star orb and places it around him for pretection and then takes his stance*

Drék the master of evil, becuase evil is good but not good good but makes me feel good

I will join the forum battle and smite all who oppose me, being Dan, I owe drék a favor from the olden days of darkness, I shall summon the great ultima and destroy Dan and I shall no matter what protect drék, my old partner with Satan, we refused to fight God, but we still were vesseles of his evil, let alone our own evil.

Go link.

One turns a huge amount of power so here I go so in the words of Zero "Get Ready!"

*Drék finishs his final stance and his stats increase by 5 each*

*Drék runs a Dan and using Break Point before reaching him causes his Electron Blade to emit plasma which will burn his victim*

*Before Dan can even react to Drék's new found speed and agility he stabs him through the gut (As if that's not enough) and then jumps up into the air as Dan falls flat on his back, Drék pulls his sword over his head and falls down. Before impact on Dan he thrust his plasma emiting blade into the back of Dan's back cutting of his air suply*

*Drék gets up and then kicks Dan into the air and grabs him by his throat, he's grips get stronger as he squeezes the life out of Dan. Drék then we out any haastation tosses Dan into the air and then slashs of Dan's head*

*Dan is dead*

*Drék starts kicking Dan's head around "Anyone for soccer [Football]"*

Drék the master of evil, becuase evil is good but not good good but makes me feel good

I may be dead, but my summons sure aren't!

*Skandranon sneaks behind Drék and roughly holds him be his two large talons. (Gryphons are bigger than most station wagons) He then flies up to the top of the arena and screams a triumphant war cry. His son Tadrith hears this and comes to her out his dad. His other son Keenath also hears this war cry and goes to heal Dan. (He's a field medic) Skan transfers Drék to Tad and then rips out his throat, which he spits out, as it lands on Oscuro. "Hey!" Skan and Tad then proceed to eat Drék's remains. (They're gryphons, and they're hungry...) As Drék has been eaten, he cannot be revived. Keenath flies over to Dan and attempts many times to revive him, but none seem to work, he finally submits to failure and flies out of the arena*

*Master Chief reloads his shotgun, aims it at Ice Shards, but then thinks of a better plan. He takes out a Rocket Launcher and aims it at Ice Shards. He pulls the trigger and sees the rocket zoom towards him. Unfortunatlyso does Ice Shards, but MC has another trick up his sleeve, he fires another rocket, but he also throws a grenade on either side of the rocket. Ice Shards evades the rocket, but then sees the plasma grenade on his sword. He throws it up in the air and it explodes. He is now defenceless.*

Cortana: Chief, look at that robot, I think I could repair it, can you see the severed wires, they would be easy to reconnect.

*MC goes to pick up the head of Dan. He then walks over to the rest of his body*

Cortana: "Good! Now reconnect this wire with that one over there... Put away the Assault Rifle... Weld that wire there... There! Done! With improvements too!"

*Dan stands up, weilds his beam sabre and marvels at the new speed and power of his new form. He dashes over to Ice Shards and puches him, He flies all the way over to the other end of the arena and crashes against a wall.*

Dustminion is dead.

Tsugoyle swoops toward the staff and floods the staff with dark power and uses it to revive Dustminion. Dustminion stands up. He begins to call another Shade Warrior. A beam of fire shoots from the sky. The beam lands on the ground materializing into a red pipe with the number 666 on it written in gold. The pipe begins to hover along a floating platform that rises from the sand. Then a plant comes out.

The plant has characteristics like no other plant. The plant was, in fact, a venus fire trap, but nowhere near a normal one. It shoots stronger fireballs shaped like a missile. it has lighter stems and a dark grey head. And it wore a wizard hat and weilded a dagger. This plant's name was...VENUXIOK.

EDIT: Vwoot. 1300th post.

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augh, havent been here awhile, so whos dead and who isnt?

Dan is dead.
I'm not.
Oscuro's not.
Superkoopa is.
Tsugoyle's not.
Venuxiok's not.
Xiroz's not.
Clash's not.
Drék's not.
That's all I can think of right now.

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lukly my last post of action was w/ taking out my z sheild, so u couldent do ANYTHING to me n_n

"Oh, really?" Dustminion said. Dustminion grinned as he prepares to cast a spell. "Tnahcnesid!" Dustminion shouted. A bolt of lightning emits from Dustminion's staff and strikes the zero's Z Shield. "Ha! You can't do ANYTHING to me OR my shield!" the zero yelled. Then suddenly, the shield starts to become less heavier. The power is being drained out of the shield regardless of it prevent everything. The shield is now just an ordinary shield.

Dustminion begins to laugh evilly. "Mwahahahahhaahha!! Now your shield is no longer useful to you. Now I am invincble! And so will my comrades!" Dustminion said. Dustminion begins to chant as his invincibility is donated to his comrades. Tsugoyle says, "Bwahaahahaha!! Nobody can defeat the Shade Warriors now!"

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Dusty...I'm not dead! Next time, read my post! Drék is dead and clash can't attack. Please notice that Ice Shards is now Clash.

*Dan charges up his shotgun and fires it at Dustminion's staff. It hits the power crystal and the invincibility power washes out of the Shade Warriors. He then turns to Xiroz and kills him with the rest of the shotgun ammo. Dan throws away the shotgun, which hits Dustminion in the head, knocking his hat off. Dan notices that Dustminion looks quite scared at this moment, his hat is his alternate source of power! Dan nods to Skan and Tad, who dive from the sky and grab Dustminion. Dan picks up Dustminion's hat and slashes into into threads. Dan looks up at the grpyhons and sees Tad rip out Dustminion's throat. Skan drops the body and burns it to a fine crisp. A cleaning lady comes by and vacuums up Dustminion's remains. All of a sudden Tsugoyle flies behind Dan and traps him, perparing to roast him alive.*

Dan: "Can I say one thing before you kill me?"
Tsugoyle: "Sure, but only 'cause I'm being nice today"
Dan: "I'm not only a robot, I'm also a water elementalist!"

*Dan reverts to water form and washes out Tsugoyle, killing him instantly. Dan reverts back and looks at MC. Master Cheif pulls out two shotguns and stares at Clash, firing out double rounds. Clash puts up a shield, but it gets split in half just after if was put up. Clash gets hit by a few of the shots, and is forced to his knees. Master Cheif looks at Clash and thinks... MC runs out of the arena, obviously running to get something...

"Forgetting someone?" Venuxiok said. Venuxiok leans back and prepares to roast Dan with a Fire Missile. Dan shoots water at the missile, but the fire doesn't burn out! "Mwahaha..." Venuxiok said. See the flame? Notice the black sparks emitting from it? That's a magical flame immune to water." Dan realizes that water can't do anything. So he prepares to get out of the way. But it still doesn't work. "It even homes in on you." Venuxiok said. "There's no getting away from it. Hahahaha..." Dan gets hit by the missile for 8378325 damage. "Now for Dustminion and the others," Venuxiok said. Venuxiok begins to cast a spell in which restores everything that has happened to the Shade Warriors. Dustminion's hat is restored as his throat. Dustminion stands up. The bullets in Xiroz's chest disentigrate and Xiroz's cuts are cured. He now begins to fight once more. "I...will...not...let you!!!!!" Dan cried. "Silence, mortal," Venuxiok said. He paralyzes Dan with a Stun spell. Tsugoyle begins to restore into the winged kitsune he is, and he is no longer a pile of ashes. Tsugoyle begins to stand and restore Dustminion's staff. Dustminion's staff begins to materialize and is now repaired. Dustminion begins to call yet another Shade Warrior. A robot zooms in and rams into Dan for 53 damage. Dan says, "Who are you?" The robot says, "I am Engelio, a robotic knight that will soon destroy you. The Shade Warriors will triumph!" Engelio pulls out his lightsaber and shields himself with a cybershield. Dan tries to hit him with his saber, but Engelio remains unharmed. His shield can't be destroyed or drained at all. Engelio sneaks under his shield and stabs Dan in the leg for 953 damage.

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"Now!"

*Dan gestures to Master Cheif, who brought a few friends,( a tank, a banshee, a ghost, a warthog, an army of marines and a Ferrari Enzo) The marines rush the Shade Warriors and surround Engelio and open fire. Since Engelio's sheild only covers one side of him, he eventually falls, dead. The marines then retreat and let Master Chief come in with a tank. BOOM!! BOOM!! Xiroz and Tsugoyle blow up in spectacular earth-shattering explosions. The marines then decide to use their most dangerous attack. They take out sniper rifles and aim at Clash. Hundreds of bullets hit Clash at the same time. His bullet ridden corpse hits the ground as Skan and Tad ambush Drék. Skan lets out a triumphant war cry and drops Dréks body. Sniper rifle ammo flies through the air, hitting Drék countless times. His motionless body hits the ground and a loud crack ensues. Dustminion, after hearing this happen looks around at this carnage. He nods at Venuxiok, who launches missiles at the marines. MC sees them coming and replies with missiles of his own. They connect in the air and harm nobody. Suddenly alien chatter can be heard outside...It's the coventant! The marines and Master Cheif leave the arena to dispose of this alien armada. Dan looks at Dustminion and yells, "Ilea! Respond!" 3 people on winged horses drop down from the sky and hover beside Tad and Skan. The riders take out lances and all 5 winged creatures dive at Dustminion, killing him on impact. Dan looks at Venuxiok, grabs his sabre and uses it to cut a cricle around the plant. Dan then ataches his chain whip to whe circle lifts up, then flicks his wrist. Venuxiok and the ground he was attached to flip over, then land into the ground backwards. Venuxiok breaks his head in the fall and cannot breath fire anymore.

*Ghost Rooster goes back into his body and the body is healed of all injuries!*
*Sneaks up behind dan and shoves the cross into the back of dan's head killing him instantly*
*Then Black Rooster begins to damage dan's body beyond repair*
*Black Rooster looks at all the blood and gore all over the feild*
*Black Rooster's cucco summons up a bit of dark energy to revive Black Rooster's allies*
*Black Rooster uses satan'swath on all of dan's summons and covers himself with his cloak while a shower of blood flaming body parts guts and fire balls falls from the sky*

The time has come... Onward to victory!

Master Chief runs back into the arena and sees Dan's body. He looks at the head. He runs his hand along the base of his neck and pulls out a data chip. He inserts this at the nape of his neck. All of a sudden a beam sword comes out of MC hand and his combat skills ave majorly increased. Master Chief-Dan looks at the army infront of him. He tells them to all pray. Ghost Rooster turns to fine dust, never to be ghostlike again. The marines then had out health-packs which they handed out to the gryphons and Pegasi knights. They then loaded their sniper rifles and killed Drék, Clash, Dustminion, and Xiroz. MCD runs up to Tsugoyle and slashes him to death. He then drives the tank over Venuxiok.

the zero sees that his sheild needs to charge from that attack.
"THAT WAS MY SHEILD!!!"
the zero grabs out his power chain, hits dustminion with it dealing 500 dmg, pulls dustminion in with it, and thrust his z-saber strait though dustminon, dealing 20000 dmg.

I died already again, the zero. READ OUR POSTS.

Anyway...

All the Shade Warriors have been vanquished. A dark seraph* floats around the remains and casts dark magic on them. The Shade Warriors have once again been revived. Dustminion grabs his staff. Dustminion begins to call two Shade Warriors. A man in a yellow robe walks in. He is wearing a black sash and a Village Idiot hat* and weilding an enchanted sword with magical powers. His name was Troubleseeker. Then a metroid with light blue skin and icicles sticking out from his body flies in. The metroid, named Rakexekar, begins to attach to Skan's head and suck his life force.

Meanwhile Troubleseeker pulls out his blade and slices Tad for 843 damage plus 21 for electric damage, plus 32 for poison damage, plus 95 for ice damage, and plus 93 for fire damage, making it that Tad takes 1084 damage total.

Back to Rakexekar, who had finished sucking Skan's life force. Skan is dead.

* A seraph is a larger version of a faery, which is the same as "fairy." Play The Realm to or go to www.realmoracle.com to know what they look like in that game.

* Village Idiot hat = jester's hat. Once again, The Realm.

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Does this mean I'm alive...all right by the way Dustminion I'm on your side if you recall.

*As the Shade warriors revive Drék eaten remains from the creatures stomachs starting moving and then ripping through the stomachs of the monster sommons of Dan Drék's body smashs together and revives, Drék has been brought back and is now going to kick *ss*

*Drék runs at Dan and draws his beam saber. He gets a few hits in but Dan's to strong and Drék takes more damage then he inflicted so he regroups. Drék uses Right Hand to increase his attack by swicthing to his right hand, now he pulls out his dying star and runs up to Dan..."It ends here, if I have to take you with me then so be it!!" Drék screams the words in a rage of angery and death... Then with an extreme amount of damage from the beam saber inflicted by Drék to Dan before he could relizem, Drék then smash Dan to the ground, he jumps high up and uses his buster shooting it at the ground for more speed and high. He coes screaming down from the sky and stabs his sword into Dan's back(it would have been his head but he moved out of the way). Blood came rushing out then Dan gets up barely but he manages. Drék's not done, using the dying star he smashs it into Dan's face causing it to explode froming a Super nova destroying andd matter in the area including Dan and Drék but since the dying star is magic as well it won't effect Dustminion. Dan and Drék's atoms are destroyed (along with all enemies of Drék [Light warriors]which is alot like Cody) until there is nothing left to be brought back from the dead. The arena has been destroyed and there fore the battle can not contiune not here at least.*

*As the smoke clears Dustminion runs into the center of the destruction spoting a the dying star a newly formed, he picks it up and a message runs from Drék runs through his head "This is the new star that was fromed for my dying star, take this dying star orb if you wish for great strength, speed, and all stats increased when used but be warned if you destroy the dying star then you shall be destroyed along with your rival (Talon)." Dustminion wonders what to do but the message is not done "The dying star orb will draw your life energy from your body and will be held in this orb if you accpet it, please take this as a symbol of friendship"*

Dustminion it's your chocie, so what is your decsion?

Drék the master of evil, becuase evil is good but not good good but makes me feel good

Note: As the marines wereout of the blast radius and as the gryphons and pegasi are magical beings none were actually harmed in the explosion. Also note that this is a co-op Master Chief and he was respawned.


"No, the Black Gryphon cannot die!" Tad calls
Keenath to his side and they fly to get Lady Cinnabar, a trusted healer who has healed Skan many times. Tad and Keenath lend their magical energies to Cinnabar and she begins a very powerful healing spell, one that communicates with the very spirits to revive their souls. Cinnabar reaches the souls of Skan and Dan. A marine gives Cinnabar a memory card. Skan goes into his original body and Dan's soul gets stored in the memory card. Cinnabar faints because of energy expendicture, Keenath flies her away from the arena. Master Chief takes the card and reinserts it into his neck. Dan feels the tingle of power and calls up one of his most feared attacks: Blood Fury. Skan and Tad, recognizing the signs of Blood Fury transfer all the Marines and Pegasi to safety. Dan slashes, dices, chops, garottes, stabs, crushes, punches, and slices his enemies to shreds. The bodies of Rakexekar, Troubleseeker and Dustminion's equipment lie, sliced into ribbons by Dan's saber.

*Army of cuccos attack dan's army*
*For each cucco that is killed ten of them take it's place*
*Black Rooster is nowhere to be seen*

The time has come... Onward to victory!

*Dan whistles*

*Cuccos rush to his side, and no longer attack the marines.*

"One should know that I am the true master of the Birds! Now go find that imposter!"

*Cuccos fly around arena, find Black Rooster and brings Black Rooster before Dan.*

Dan: "I sentence you to death!"

*Dan punches Black Rooster in the neck, ripping several arteries. He bleeds to death within moments. Dan then talks to the cuccos again*

"Go! Be free! Return to the villages where you belong and never be enslaved again!"

*Cuccos leave the arena in droves. Dan then talks to Cortana.*

Dan: "Can you call Echo 419? We need reinforcements!"

Cortana: "Agknowledged. She's on her way."

*Black Rooster rises from where he lay*
Black Rooster: You cannot kill what is already dead. You may have taken my title, but I will have your life.
*Black Rooster takes out a sword that is glowing with awesome dark power. the blade is actually sucking the light from objects around it*
*Everything goes dark*
*When the light comes back Dan is standing in front of a giant dragon*
Black Rooster: Witness my true form!
Dan: Holy crap!
*Rooster stomps on dan crushing him to dust*

The time has come... Onward to victory!

"Damn, that hurt..."

*Skan and Tad fly away to find Tamsin, Cinnabar's husband. He comes in and contacts Dan's Soul. It is yet again put in a memory card and placed in a Spartan class Cyborg body. Tamsin faints and is carried off the arena by Skan (Dang! I'm going to run out of Healers soon! They're both out for 50 turns due to energy expenduture!) Dan looks at Black Dragon. (My name for Black Rooster's Dragon form) "He looks like the Doom Dragon...,That gives me an idea!" Dan uses his ultimate spell, Transmute! His Z-Sabers turn into Dragon-slaying Sol Blades. Megiddo! Meteors fall from the sky, killing the giant beast. Dan then spreads holy water on the corpse, to prevent it from ever rising again.*

*Talon returns from whatever dimension, house, plane, galaxy, era, and area he was previously at, ready for action....along his side are his 3 companions Rizz, Zéphyx and Vaedros!*

Talon*Talon who has recently beaten Final Fantasy Legend 3 casts Wall on the party, Cycle on all the enemies (Para, Poison, Blind), and gives Dan and all allies an S-Can each*

Zéphyx*Zéphyx, who Talon has recently made new sprites of, uses Giga Crush, it hits all enemies 8 times with the strength of Hadoken in each hit*

Vaedros*Vaedros currently doesn't have any sprites more than standing, so he stands in front of Talon and Zéphyx, who are in front of Dan's party*

The Holy Warriors await the next move, or at least my half does....

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

*Sits down*
Go any body!
*Eats popcorn*

I know how to say antidisestablishmentarianism.

"Hey Talon! Now I'm not alone!"

Dan jumps into the Tank and begins to go on a rampage. BOOM!!! BOOM!!! Drék and Clash fall simotaneaously. Dan drives the tank over Venuxoik's body, instantly crushing him. Dan then jumps out of the tank and starts barking out military commands. Marines whip out sniper rifles and Xiroz and Tsugoyle feel the cold strength of bullets connecting with skulls. They both fall to the ground, dead. Dustminion sees the chaos around him and yells, "Oscuro! The Red Eye! The Red Eye! Change into the Red E...." His voice is cut short by the lance protruding through his chest. "Thanks Florina!" Dan congratulates as he rushes toward Oscuro, who is rapidly changing into Sauron. Dan has one plan for this! He yells aloud, "Transmute: Narsil!" His Sabres turn into Narsils, the weapon that killed Sauron before. Sauron takes out his mace and runs toward Florina. Dan seeing this, yells to Skan. He flies up in the aim and decends on Sauron, lifting him up and tossing him within range of Dan, who ends Sauron's quick-lived live with dual slashes of his Narsils.

I think about now... we should have a list of this battle, say who is on what side, and whos dead and whos alive.... in either case... MartiniOlive, the rookie Dark Lord straight from hell joins the shades to begin his first battle on earth...
*unsheath blade*

Hey Martini olive! I know him! When you battle in your profile which you can edit from the edit account button you should write down all you abilities and summons and stuff. And don't forget to read the forum battle rules topic.
*All that remains of the dragon is the dark sword which is still sucking light from around it*
*my pet cucco flies down and grabs the sword*
Even though i'm not a master of birds any more that doesn't mean that I can't have bird pets! Me and my cucco are linked to each other's minds through time and space!

The time has come... Onward to victory!

*Dan leaps up in the air, looks for targets. He just then notices that he forgot about Engelio! He gets Skan and Tad as support, and they surround Engelio. Dan attempts a slash, but it is blocked by Engelio's shield. Tad, noticing this grabs Engelio and moves him around, so that Dan and Skan can attack. Engelio tries to defend himself, but the strength of Tad is too much. Engelio dies, and his robotic parts are transmuted into new equipment for Dan: A defense mechanism for his sabre that can deflect bullets, and another mechanism for his sabre that lets it pierce through shields. Martini Olive, noticing that he is the only Shade Warrior left, desperatly tries to regain his confidence, but that is quickly lost when Dan, 3 Pegasi Knights, and the two Gryphons surround Martini Olive.
A voice can be heard,

Bravely bold Sir Olive rode forth from Ohio.
He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Olive.
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Olive!

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken,
To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Olive!

His head smashed in and his heart cut out
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils sliced and his bottom burned off.


Martini Olive, distracted by the song, is killed before he can defend himself. This means that the Shade Warriors have lost! Unless Black Rooster's pet cucco can save them all...

P.S. Anyone who doesn't recognize this song should be tied to a chair and forced to watch this movie.

P.P.S. The other two songs from this movie will also make an appearence!

P.P.P.S. The song has been modified, but at least one person on this forum should get it...Talon!

P.P.P.P.S. He has seen this movie many, many times.

But WAIT A SECOND WAIT A SECOND! MartiniOlive is in no way distracted by this song, he has already seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail TOO MANY TIMES to be distracted by such a thing.

MartiniOlive begins a Chant!

Pies esu domine.. Dona a hes requiem...
Pies esu domine.. Dona a hes requiem...
Pies esu domine.. Dona a hes requiem...

I know there have got to be some serious spelling mistakes in there, but you get the point...

PS. I believe it is Sir Robin... not Sir Olive, I Take that personally my name is MARTINIOlive not OLIVE

Oh COME ON this isn't very fair.....

Well I guess I shall summon Liquid Elemental. Liquid Elemental summons lava from below the Earth's crust and fires it toward Dan, then MartiniOlive uses Vorpal Slash 1 on Dan!

Total damage about 450...

I'd really like to see how knights of the round table will play into this....

Let's see then.

*summons the Knights of the Round Table*

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Sir Robin yelled.

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There's one problem with that Dustminion. Sir Robin is a member of the Round Table. Martini Olive is referring to the Monty Python KOTRT. I believe that they are as follows: King Arthur, Sir Bedevere, Sir Lancelot, Sir Galahad, Sir Robin, and the aptly named Sir Not Appearing in This Film. I also believe that Martini Olive was referring to the song entitled "Knights of the Round Table" which was one of the songs in the movie, It goes as follows...

We're Knights of the Round Table,
We dance when ere we're able,
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot,
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.
We're Knights of the Round Table,
Our show are formidable,
But many times, we're given rhymes
That are quite unsingable.
We're Opera mad in Camelot,
We sing from the diaphragm
a looooooot.
In war we're tough and able,
Quite indefatigable,
Between our quests we sequin vests,
And impersonate Clark Gable.
It's a busy life in Camelot,
I have to push the pram a lot.

If you actually summoned the KOTRT then I will summon my own fighters to match yours. (Since you didn't specify which KOTRT, I will use the Monty Python ones)

King Arthur: I summon the French Taunters. The taunt him endlessly and he dies of Bad French jokes.

Sir Bedevere: I summon a Witch-Burning Populace, and take away his larger scales. He is burnt instead of the witch.

Sir Galahad: I summon the Killer Rabbit, who rips out Galahad's throat.

Sir Lancelot: I summon Herbert, who's shrilly high pitched voice makes Lancelot throw himself off the side of Swamp Castle.

Sir Robin: I summon the Vicious Chicken of Bristol, who easily pummels Sir Robin to death.

Sir Not Appearing in this Film, doesn't respond to the summons as he is a baby.

Dan, who is tired of all this nonsense, merges with Spyeye and flies over to Liquid Elemental, slashing him multiple times. Dan then notices that he is liquid, so he pulls out some Liquid Nitrogen and pours it over LE. Dan then gets into the Tank and drives in over LE. LE shatters into many tiny pieces, which Dan puts into individual containers, which he sends into different dimensions. Dan hits the ground with a thud. He had exhausted all of his magical energies. Talon sees Dan in this condition and takes out a Blue Potion, He pours this into Dan's mouth. Dan leaps up in the air, revived by the potion. He looks at Martini Olive. The energy from his sabres multiply and he lifts his sabres above his head. His sabres intertwine and form an energy beam, which is launched at MO. MO dodges this attack and runs straight into Skan, who rips him to pieces, (With Tad's help) This time the Holy Warriors have actually won!

*Black Rooster (Aka Sword Rooster) Falls from the sky and cuts Dan into two even halves*
*The sword is picked up by the cucco who flys around in a circle making dark energy to revive the shade warriors*
Sword Rooster: Can someone get me out of this frickin sword?!?!? It's getting hot in here!
*The cucco takes dan's memory chip and eats it*
*Then the cucco flies in and replaces Dan's memories with evil ones making Dan a slave to the shade warriors!*
Cucco: Let's play poker!
Evil Dan: Sure!
Cucco: *Poke*
Evil Dan: Arrg! My eye! *Poke Poke*
*poke pok3 p0k3 poke p0k3 p0k3 pokepoke poke poky pokey poke pokie hokie poke pokepoke*

The time has come... Onward to victory!

The fight is yours, but I have one question... who is Tad and Skan?

Tadrith and Skandranon are characters from a series of books that I read. This is the same series I get my theory of magic from. This series is also where the healers came from, as well as their concept of healing. I also got the idea of Blood-Rage from this novel. (Sharks also provided the other half of the idea for me.) Skandranon is the father of Tadrith, but they both have their great accomplishments. Skandranon is mainly known for the many missions he has done, most which he preformed with his feathers dyed black, hence his nickname, The Black Gryphon. Skan's son Tadrith is known for his defeat of the original Wyrsa. He earned the name: "Tadrith Wyrsabane" Wyrsa are wolf-like beings that feed upon magic instead of food for nourishment. Tad accomplished this with the help of his human counterpart, Silverblade. As was explained earlier, Gryphons are magical beings that are quite large and extremely adept at fighting. Depending on the species of Gryphon, the height, wingspan and talon and beak strength will vary. A Gryphon that resembles a Hawk will be much stronger than a Gryphon that resembles a Falcon, but a Falcon-Gryphon would be faster than a Hawk Gryphon. Tad and Skan are extremly agile Hawk-Gryphons.

I hope this clears things up a bit. I used the names Tad and Skan rather than Tadrith and Skandranon merely as shortforms.

P.S. Oh yeah, I have to fight! Skan dispels the dark energy flooding the room. It floods back into the sword, smashing it. Dan blinks twice and becomes holy again. He launches Cucco seeking missiles at the now-swordless cucco. The cucco blows up in a show of ash and feathers.

Gasp! You killed a bird and therefore renounced your title! Now the title goes back to me! And since you smashed the sword I am released from it! Now... Nooo! You killed killed my pet cucco! For that you die!
*Uses satan'swrath on Dan*
*Dan is now a fine powder*
*Black Rooster scatters the powder throughout the winds*
*Black Rooster holds body of cucco and weeps*
Bwaaaaaaaa!

The time has come... Onward to victory!

*Skan and Tad decide to play "Catch". Tad grabs Black Rooster and bites him, he then knocks him unconcious and throws his body to Skan. Skan catches BR by the head and begins to squeeze. Black Rooster begins to flail, but after a few seconds, the flailing stops. Skan then turns into his ethreal form and sees Black Rooster's soul trying to escape. Skan rushes upon the soul and executes an ancient magic upon it: Banish. Black Rooster's soul passes through a portal and disintegrates. Black Rooster and his soul are both dead, eternally seperated from one another. The Holy Warriors win!

*Cucco wriggles*
*Cucco is engulfed by earth*
*Many many shadows come out of the earth*
*Shadows wait for something to happen*

The time has come... Onward to victory!

Hit's shadows with a mallet and runs off.

Blank space is good :)

One of the shadows gets pissed and chases super koopa. Come on keep it up! This is fun!

The time has come... Onward to victory!