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You want stuff? Oh, I'll give you stuff alright...

So I was walking around one day, when suddenly, from the shadows, this huge frog comes out and jumps at me. Thinking quickly, I pulled a sword out of hammerspace and readied myself to slash the large green creature. As I prepared to create green goo, the frog then changed shape into what appeared to be a hybrid of a blue jaguar and swiss cheese. Not letting dramatic things sway my steady wits, I thursted into the fiercsome beast. Quick to move, the beast positioned himself so that the sword went through one of his swiss cheese-like holes, and laughed a vile laugh, mocking my swordsmanship. Unfortunatly for the blue one, the greater mind was mine, and I slashed through his body and out his head.

"Oh, ho!" an old man emited from his mouth, while walking towards me and applauding. "Nice work defeating the vile bizarrity, but are you prepared for the shadows?" Smirking a smirk that shows a hidden plan, I threw these words from my mouth: "What shadows are there to fear, if there is no light?!"
"No, you don't mean!"
"YES, look for yourself!"

As I pointed to the horizen, the old man's expresion turned pale, as the sun was soon to set, letting the darkness come in. "But wait," thought the man, "how does this change my fate? The light from the moon will create shadows as well..."

"Too late!" I cried out, as my hand, convienently harboring electrisity, penetrated the old man's chest, into his wicked heart of deceit. "Blast you, young fighter! You have distracted me succesfully! But will you stand up to the true challenge?"

"Bring on your task!" I called out with confidence. "Nothing shall prevent the glorious ways of the youthful desire!"

"Very well," spit the old man. "But be wary of the foe." Coughing out blood and odd substances of grossity, the old man fell to the ground as I retracted my hand from his chest. I stood ready, waiting for this challenge to arise. This foe would be strong, powerful and wise. I prepared my cunningness and called upon my own strength. "Fool!" I cried out, "show yourself now! Begin this battle at once, so that I may defeat you, and dine on beautiful taste of glorious victory!"

"I am here!" Cried a beast, so tall and so vile. "I have come to defeat you, one so noble, so wise. For I am True Challenge, the bringer of demise!"

"Your stature may be tall, and your words ring a rhyme, but nothing shall stop my burning desire to end your crime!"

The battle then broke out! So violent, so beautiful, so fierce! We went at each other with all the power we possesed. Only one would stand tall, only one would then fall. As the heavens crashed thunder to the mortal earth, the two fought furiously, with all we were worth.

And then, the rhyming stopped.

Now as you may now, I am recalling this tale. It is obvious that my grandness would be the fine victor, but it is the journy that is the worth, where the lessons were learned. "Now!" I cried out, weary from this war, sensing that the end must be brought with authority. "The finish is here, as you shall now be slain!"

"Take your best shot, I shall never fall!"

True Challenge was cocky, and would pay for such a bad attitude in a fight. I yelled out with shear force, "ULTIMATE HOLY DESTRUCTION OF THE DIVINE BURNING DESIRED GLORIOUS MAGESTY!" True Challenge cowered in fear, as every word was emited. He could not believe that I possesed such force, that I was the true master. After the explosions cleared, after the colorfull array of attacks that only the highest movie budget could ever hope to even TRY to emulate decently, True Challenge was no more. and I was the champion.

"Victory is yours!" Yelled the people, who ran over to congratulate me. "You have defeated True Challenge, and now you recieve your prize!"

A very good day that was, for I won what I was seeking. When I recieved the prize I worked so hard for, I raised it high in the air:

A golden bust of Mr. T, with the inscription, "I pity the fool who thinks they can throw as hella far as this sucka."

And the beautiful Kaze brushed his hand through his hair, and walked off into the sunset, as the hordes of fangirls moaned and fainted.

The land of LAF Message Board was as peaceful as ever. Until one day...

"Hey, want to get some grub at the Sword Café?" Dustminion said.
"Sure," Zero said.
"No," Superkoopa said.

Everyone stares at Superkoopa.

"Wait, I meant 'yes'!" Superkoopa shouted.

The three arrive at the Sword Café only to see that the place is in ruins.

"Oh, my god! This is horrible!" Zero cried.
"Indeed," Superkoopa said.
"Hey, what the hell is this?" Dustminion asked.
"It looks like a note," Zero said.
"Read what it says, Dusty," Superkoopa said.

Dustminion reads the note aloud.

"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! Dear LAF,

I have come to your land to kidnap Link's lost sword! You'll never get her back! I hold your land captive and LLS hostage! And Dustminion, Zero, and Superkoopa, if you interfere, you'll be lying on the ground dead!

UNsincerely,
Link's Bane

P.S. Talon loves Sakura! I know it!"

"Great. That bastard's at it again," Dustminion said.
"Let's kill him, then," Zero said.
"I'm down," Superkoopa replied.
"Nah, I'm just going to sit here and eat moblinburgers," Dustminion said.
"Okay, bye," Zero said.

Dustminion walks toward the desk and digs in the moblinburger box. The box is empty!

"...no...no! NO!" Dustminion exaggerated.

Outside...Zero and Superkoopa are walking down the street, when they heard a yell.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!1111111" Dustminion blurted.
"That was Dusty!" Superkoopa shouted.
"Let's go!" Zero replied.

They dash toward the trashed Sword Café. They see Dustminion running around the room.

"Holy sh-" Zero shouted until Dustminion rams into him.
"What the hell was that for?!" Zero shouted.
"LINK'S...BANE...MUST...PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!111111" Dustminion shouts.

Dustminion gets up and rushes toward LB's dungeon.

"Here we go," Superkoopa said.

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Ooh, ooh! can I make a story?! OK!
Ok, so I was walking in the forest when there was this cave, and It wasn't any ordinary cave, because it was wierd in the way it wasn't cave like. But, I went in it anyway. There was one tunnel in the back of the chamber I was in, so I went in. I quickly noticed though i needed a flash light! Luckily I am an expert spelunker, so I luckinly had a flash light in my back pack. So I whipped it out, and clicked it on. I jumped down the pit before me, and landed standing on one little peice of a land with a wall behind me. Stretched out before me was a big under ground lake! Before I could do anything else, the cave began shaking and rumbling and quaking and otherwise shaking around! The water was sloshing about everywhere, and I was swept into the lake. Suddenly, it all stopped with a big WHUMP, and I looked about me. The pit I had fell down earlier now had water flowing down it, and the room was quickly filling up! Soon the water filled to a point that it reached a hole in the upper part of the wall. The hole was previously un-reachable, but now that the room was filled up with water, The hole was accesible. I pondered whether I should go in it or not, but soon the choice was not mine, as the water began puring into it, making a current that sucked me in! I splashe into a lower chamber where the water was only ankle-deep, because there was a hole in the corner in the ground. I jumped in, having no other place to go. I slid down the slippery-slimey cave walls, the small tunnel twisting and turning, causing me to slide all around. I eventually ended up at a split in the tunnel were the water was going one way, and the stuff in the water was going the other. I was sucked into the tunnel were there was no water. I was spewed into a room that was soft and sticky- I assumed with mold. I headed along, exploring and examining the stringy walls. Eventually I found a sloped tunnel at the end of the wierd room. I headed down. By this time, my legs were covered in the wierd sticky stuff, so I pulled it off. It was gross and mucus-ey. I eventually eneded up in a tunnel that stretched as far as my flash light could show. I headed down it, and eventually saw a curve in a 90 degree angle. I jumped down a few feet, and saw the tunnel curved behind me. The wierd tunnels continued until I was blocked by a wierd brown boulder. I could feel a slight breeze coming from behind it. A way out?! I thought. I began pushing it, when suddenly it flew out at a high speed, and hit the ground outside- breaking apart. It was about a ten foot drop, but I had no choice but to jump, because I was pushed out by a boulder that rolled into me from behind. I was pushed out, and the boulder fell with me, It hit with a 'squelch', and became an odd-smelling pile. I stood up and turned around. I was outside! but, I was disgusted. I turned around to see were I had fallen from to see a giant dragon! IT CRAPPED ME OUT! I WAS DIGESTED BY A DRAGON MY GOD! I'll never go spelunking again.
Oh, and have I been in a sword cafe? I've nver read them so I dont know.

Here is my story....the one about me....you know...gleep....Anyway,, here it GOES! WEEE!!! ok for real here it goes. Once upon a time in the land of....ummm...forget that detail anyway... there was a Dragon Named Gleep....(if you hadn't guessed that's me...) well i was sleeping quietly upon a pile of leaves in the forest <IMAGE>http://ee.1asphost.com/Gleep/Gleep%20Asleep.bmp</Image> when i was attacked by something that looked like this! <IMAGE>http://ee.1asphost.com/Gleep/Ant.bmp</Image>it and turned just to be an ant...so i squished it...and left i soon came upon a dead body...with a sword Iin it's face...oww...<IMAGE>http://ee.1asphost.com/Gleep/.DEAD.bmp</IMAGE> stay tuned for part 2...i'm afraid this will be to big...

Evil broken links... Don't link from your computer... have it hosted somewhere.

can you give me a good free one?
boomspeed now makes you pay...

If I may the yes broken links blow but anyways just post it with 1asphost or something.

The Adventure of Drék.

A man in a clock walking down the street of a run down neighborhood. He had a long wooden walking stick that was indented in many places and looked as if someone had tried to scrap the bark off the stick but more just indented it. He walked with a limp which is why he probaly used the walking stick to hide the limp but it didn't help much. Childern playing in the street ran away but he yelled "Gather 'round childern I have a story for, one of the future and of great battles and heroic sacrifices."

The childern came out of there hiding places of which they seemed to have prepared just incase any one or thing weird came lurking down the run down street. The childern walk very carefuly up to him. "Take a seat childern and listen carefully" the old man whispered but all heared his words as the echoed down the run down street. The words deflected of off objects and around to every single pair of ears that the childern had. He spoke once more "Are hero is Drék of course he wont seem to be a hero but when you grow old and wise you may understand."

"Drék is a robot...a repliod more or less, you've all heared of the Megaman X games while I doubted that you can affored to buy them but have seen them" The old man spoke his words were understanded by all.

One of the childern spoke "Were...not...po." Before the small infant could finish his words the man shot him a glare and the child stopped the sounds out of his mouth.

The old man countinued "Drék was a repliod desinged to destroy all humans and repliods that pose a treat to him. He has been hunted for many years but always he escapes with his super powered arsanal" The man spoke the words as he had lived them, seen, and built them himself. "He has a power source with the power of an exploiding star, the sword of a lighting bolt, and a buster with the power and heat of an eurpting volcano."

Childern around shuffled in closer so they could catch every word even if they all ready could hear the words. They must have moved in hoping to get catch every word twice.

Now we enter the story...

Drék woke to the same sounds he had heared for a count less amount of days...no months...no years or had it been that long. He heared the sounds of foot steps quite and undectable to anyone else but him. He turned quickly drawing his lighting bladed sword and cuting through a repliod sneeking up probaly hoping to get credit for a world saving kill. The blade ran throught his torso quick as lightning and then the blood came flying out of his two new body parts. The blood hit the ground 3 seconds before his body parts did and then Drék spinning his sword with expert style placed the sword in the back head of another opponent. The blood flew high above and spaltered around the suronding area. He then quickly pulled his buster out and charged it with a mater of seconds. The blast disintegrated 3 or 4 more repliods, the bodys of them blew apart and the blood flew around but was boiled and evaported before every touching the ground. The enemies were gone and this was his life. He would awake to more of them maybe 8 or 9 then the next day 10 or 11. They would probaly send in 20 after that just like they did in every city but he would be gone before they started sending them by the hunderds.

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Drék the master of evil, becuase evil is good but not good good but makes me feel good

(thnx for the site drek) Anyway here is Part TWO!!! as you remember i came to body...with a sword in it's face...Anyway after i found it i examined it. it was a halfling<IMAGE>http://ee.1asphost.com/Gleep/examining!.bmp </IMAGE> and found.....Twenty Gold Pieces!!<IMAGE>http://ee.1asphost.com/Gleep/FOUNDED%20GOLD!.bmp</IMAGE> anyway i walked up the path until i came to a small village....by samml i mean medium...heres a picture of it...

Hm... Well, That is an interesting story there guh-leep. Maybe someday you'll grow to be a big dragon in which can digest people with out actually knowing it!

Angelfire (www.angelfire.com)...

He he he I liked Dustminions and Kazes...

DIE BANE!!!

Ummm...

Sorry last time I roleplayed was at RocketbaseOmega and I did something REALLY STUPID...
And I never show my face there again...

Or maybe I can't think of anything... Oh well...

Blank space is good :)

What do you all think of my story it's one part of five more to come as I wrote this story so that I would have an idea for my own character.

Also...Super Koppa use something like: Super Koppa flew off the ground at high speed, dust blew out of the way as he shot into the sky and clouds above. The clouds he past through soaked him in there morning dew water. He spoted Link's Bane above and shot into a dive. He picked up speed hising through the air and then head butting Link's Bane's back. His spine was crushed in a matter of seconds and fell to the ground and died. Super Koppa shot back off his back from the impact and hit the ground but got up quickly, there would be a burse there but it would be worth it.

Role-playing like this is fun.

Drék the master of evil, becuase evil is good but not good good but makes me feel good

Yes, your story is very cool Drek. I little graphic in the end, but very cool...
They are training him to kill, i think!

Well here's some more of it but he was trained to kill and he doesn't like doing it but he has to.

A few days later he was some was outside of the city walking away from a huge murmured scene. He had done as the voice in his head told him to, he tried to fight but he was forced to kill them. He didn’t always want to kill but lately he was starting to enjoy the killing and the sounds of death coming from the dying victims. The blood flying around in the air and splattering all over the place was probably his favorite part. Drék heard the yells of military commands, he knew they would be coming and they’d ask why he did it. He would say I don’t know and then they’d fire with their weak guns. The voice wouldn’t come when this happened he’d simply react to survive, as it was part of his programming.
Drék needed to move and fast, he raised a fist and punched the ground but before the impact marks indented he was transformed into energy and then shot into the sky as a black energy beam.

Drék is a black version of Zero but is twice as strong and even more deadly but he would kill for the voice as it told him too not because he enjoyed it, well at least not yet.
Drék stood in the center of city surrounded by Repliods with huge military guns and uniforms of the army. They must have tracked him when he beamed out. That’s what it was called when he turned into a beam and speed a lighting speed to parts of the world he knows. Drék stepped back and took the basic Kung Fu guard stance from his training. He spoke slowly while scanning and preparing a plan of attack, “So…” Drék let the words slip out slow so that wouldn’t jump to shooting. “…what can…I do for… you gentleman?” Of course he knew they wanted him dead and to have his head on a palter.
Drék had looked and seen the surrounding terrain he was in a tight spot as there was nothing but high drops to the city below. They must be on a Sky Scrapper this would make things harder but maybe funnier. He then noticed that they were all waiting for his move to fire he would have to move quickly and take out the lead shooters. He dashed towards the point leader and draws his beam blade. The slashing combinations came easy as he used them normally and before the cuts in the poor victims body showed the blood was all ready splattered all over the Repliods and himself. Drék jumped out of the way as blasts of energy hit the ground of were his feet had been seconds before.
Drék threw his blade and as this happened a bolt of lighting came from the sky striking the blade as it flew towards the ground. It hit the ground and bolts shot everywhere, as the poor Repliods were struck and the lighting started burning their insides. They started to smoke and then all most simultaneously all the bodies burst into bloody rain. The rain poured all over Drék as he landed on the ground. The rain of blood fell all over him and poured off. He was disgraced with himself for killing them but if he didn’t then they would.

Drék the master of evil, becuase evil is good but not good good but makes me feel good

I can't find the pateince to read any others than Dustminion's(Hehehe, you should continue it).
Drék's looks good and so does Kaze's.
Oh yah I read Gleep's too, nice job Painting!

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

Well I'm not done posting the story but unless some people want me to I won't and if you want a complete copy of it then e-mail me or ask me.

Drék the master of evil, becuase evil is good but not good good but makes me feel good

My turn for a story, completly improvised as I type...

Talon and Bass were walking down a pathway in the forest, trying to find Roll, she had gone in to find flowers for her vase and hadn't returned after 32 hours, these two were concerned. About halfway into the forest, they spotted Roll on the ground crying. Talon and Bass quickly rushed over to her...
Talon: Roll, thank God we've found you, what's the matter?
Roll: Oh Talon, you brought Bass. I had invited Megaman to come with me, and so when we had found the flowers, on our way back a Wily-Bot came and tortured him to death before my eyes!
Roll points over to the side a bit, they see Megaman lying dead pierced with Beam-Sabres throughout his entire body.
Bass: That's more evil than Wily could have ever done, this is the work of a greater evil.
Roll: But who else could have done this? I don't know anyone in the comic who would do such a thing.
Talon: Maybe it's not someone from the comic, maybe it's something much worse.
Talon and Bass pick Roll up and ask her for any details that could be important, but all she knows is that a giant humaniod robot with a big bald head did it.
Talon: Sigma!
Roll: No, it wasn't Sigma, HIS dead body is over THERE.
She points again, and they see Sigma's dead body pierced with metal-shards.
Talon: Then it must be...no, it can't be!
Bass: Who Talon, who do you speak of?
Talon: That's not important right now, just come with me to the Light Lab.
Roll, Talon and Bass beam out to Dr. Light's Lab and tell him the whole story.
Dr. Light: We must investigate, I can't repair Megaman's body in that state. Talon, you go to the Real World and get any help you can.
Talon: I'm on it!
Talon beams out, and returns an hour later with AuthorX, Drék and Link.
Bass: Why'd you get Link?
Talon: I dunno, he's cool.
Link strikes a pose, and everyone stares at him.
Dr. Light: Protoman, Zéphyx, you go with the rest of them to investigate. You stay here Roll, I have an upgrade for you.
Talon, Bass, Drék, Link, Protoman, AuthorX, Rush, Treble and Zéphyx beam out and Dr. Light starts on Roll's upgrade.

Who is this mysterious bald robot that's not Sigma nor a Wily-Bot, how does Talon know of him, what purpose will Link serve? Find out when I have the time to tell you!

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

Cool I'm in a story and I'm pretty sure I'll get to kill something!!!?
All rgiht here's some more of my story:

Drék had to move fast or they would send more and he’d have to kill them. He ran to the edge of the building and stopped just before falling. He would have to jump then they’d think he was dead and if he beamed out they’d track him down again. He jumped and then dived towards the ground. He was to high to see the ground but then he paced through a cloud. The blood was falling off him and the cloud turned a pale shade of red. Drék was falling faster and faster he could see the blurs of street cars the ground was closing fast maybe too fast but he knew what to do. Quickly he drew his buster and powering it up for about 50 seconds and then just before hitting the ground he shot the gun blasting a huge beam of Ion charged with plasma and then the beam of blue and deathly red colors hit the ground causing a huge explosion slowing down Drék’s deadly dive into a slow decent. He slid down the side of the building and slowly landed on the ground. There were destroyed cars and buses everywhere but most of all hundreds of dead Repliods carcasses. The blood spread across the ground and then Drék noticed a nearly dead person it was a human very uncommon to see one around this part of a City like this. The voice in his head said to shoot her in the head and be done with it but he fought it but the pain took him to his knees and then slowly to a sate of sleep.

He woke up in a universe of darkness as he came to his senses he saw many lights in the darkness…no they were stars.
He tried to remember the events that lead to this. The soldiers…jumping of the building…the explosion…the…the. Drék fought to remember but he couldn’t. He fell to his knees again, had he been captured by the soldiers or was it the… “HUMAN” he thought this or maybe he said it but it didn’t matter there was no one to hear his words. Not just words but blood stained words that came out of his mouth.
A voice came to him it said “wake…up and…kill the…human” the words were twisted but he obeyed.
Everything was coming into focus and then he saw the human lying there in front of him. I guess now would be a good time to tell you that Repliods do excises even before X was activated. There not the strong ones like in the Megaman X series but weaker like Megaman. Drék waned to know why this human was here. He walked up to the human. The voice spoke “Kill him and be done with it” the words echoed in his head. He ignored it even if he wanted to kill. He grabbed him by the throat. There was a female on the ground beside were the man had been seconds before.
Drék drew his buster and with a quick blast killed the female to fight the temptations for killing. He asked him “Who are you…and…why are you here.”
The man spat up blood and started coughing. He world be dead soon. The man answered in between coughing fits. “Dr.Cain robot development…” he coughed up a bit more blood. “I’m here…for an…excavation…spare me…please.” Dr.Cain he knew that name, he found that Dr.Light’s robot could change all robots for better. He knew something would go wrong as it was to good to be true.
He threw him to the ground and fighting all the voices he beamed out. He had disobeyed him…the voice. Drék landed on a dune of a junkyard heap. It was high up probably a mile or two. The voice landed on him…”You’ve failed me.” A great pain shot into Drék’s head. He fell of the dune, first rolling down the side of the dune. Then free falling down to the ground. He fell for a long time…he was feeling the pain and then a straight metal pole sticking out of the debire came closing in as he fell. The impact would kill him alone but it would be a slow death he knew this. He deserved what was coming. The pole stabbed right through were his heart was or were it should have been. A black substance came rushing out of his wound. He was hurt…bleeding and he had never had this happen before. He laughed like a crazy maniac for the first time ever he laughed. He understood what he was doing killing people was wrong. His victims flashed before his eyes, every last one of them. The black blood rushed faster out of his body and all warmth drained from him. The warmth and blood ran from his black and evil soul as a blanket of coldness replaced the warmth. Life was slowly being taken away from him. Darkness came to his eyes and one last thought came to him…”What of the doctor’s fate.” Life emptied out of him and death filled him.

There's still a bit more to the story but this is the main part of how he dies and everything.

Drék the master of evil, becuase evil is good but not good good but makes me feel good

Talon should make a comic out of the story he just told us.

Hee hee, thanks, Talon. Here's more of the story.

Dustminion keeps on running and running and running. He's like the FRICKEN ENERGIZER BUNNY! "Slow down, Dusty!" Superkoopa yelled. "MustkillmustkillmustkillmsutkillLINKSBANE! MustkillmustkillmustkillmsutkillLINKSBANE!" Dustminion said, over and over and over. Zero dashed in front of Dustminion and punched him in the face. "OW MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!!!!!!!111" Dustminion cried. "Stop acting like a 2-year-old and SLOW DOWN!!!!" Zero yelled. "Fine," Dustminion replied. Then he got up, and walked to LB's dungeon.

When they arrived, they see an old man standing next to a locked door. The old man said, "ONES WITHOUT THE TRIFORCE CANNOT GO IN." "Great. It LOZ all over again, Dustminion said. "Quit yer whining," Superkoopa said. The old man said, "ONES WITHOUT THE TRIFORCE CANNOT GO IN." Zero said, "Okay, we know. But what we don't know is, where do you get the triforce? The man replied, "ONES WITHOUT THE TRIFORCE CANNOT GO IN." Dustminion yelled, "CAN YOU TELL US WHERE THE TRIFORCE IS?!?!?!?!!" "Old man said, "ONES WITHOUT THE TRIFORCE CANNOT GO IN." "WE KNOW!!! BUT WE DON'T KNOW WHERE IT IS!!!!!" Superkoopa yelled. Old man said, "ONES WITHOUT THE TRIFORCE CANNOT GO IN." "Okay...I'm mad." Dustminion mumbled. "ONES WITHOUT THE TRIFORCE CANNOT GO IN," the old man said. Then Dustminion dashes toward the man and strangles him. With the old man's final words, "ONES...WITH...OUT...THE...T..R.I.FOR.CE...CAN.NOT..G.O....I..N............" then the man lay silent, as he was dead.

To be continued...

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Talon's said something about making a flash movie of each Authour. You now like a bio for each character before the series starts, this should be good if he does it.

Drék the master of evil, becuase evil is good but not good good but makes me feel good

He should do that...

The team beams in at the site, where Megaman and Sigma lay dead in a bloody mess. They search for clues, but find nothing.
AuthorX: This makes no sense, we would have found something by now, only Authors can use the Eraser tool yet there's nothing...
Talon: I know, something's up.
Suddenly, a big Sigma with lots of upgrades appears from nowhere, and sure enough it's bald with a big head.
Protoman: It IS Sigma! He has the big bald head!
Talon: No, it's not Sigma, it's a Sigma-Bot made by the greater evil from the future.
The Rest: The greater evil from the future!?
Talon: Yes, it makes all evil robots from the X series Megaman games, and Gyroman.
The big Sigma-bot draws out 6 Beam-Sabres with it's 6 hands.
Link: Oh god, it has an arsenal full of Beam-Sabres!
Bass: Treble, Attack!
Treble and Bass merge into Treble-Bass(That's what I call the fusion).
Bass: Now you die for killing Megaman before I did!

Just wait for the next part, I have to run!

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

My own story!
One day in the Sword Cafe,the owner LLS was sitting behind the counter daydreaming.
A shout from Cocoa brought her back to reality. "Table seven wants a dozen Moblin Burgers!"
Moonbeam appeared at the kitchen door. "A Moblin Burger? I haven't made one of those in years.."
"Yeah,a dozen Moblinburgers and some Swordfries!" Replied the customer.
Could it be who she thought it was? LLS looked up. She couldn't believe it,it was Dustminion.
"Dusty?"
"Who's Dusty?" Cocoa asked. It had been five years since Dustminion had set out to find the secret of immortality. She had forgotten the face of an old friend.

To Continue!

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

Pretty cool, I think it should be good cause it starts good.

By the way what did everyone think of my story? Rate it if you can from 1 to 10 on a Grade 8 base.

Drék the master of evil, becuase evil is good but not good good but makes me feel good

Ahem...

<underline>The History of MartiniOlive</underline>

I, MartiniOlive, am a dark lord from the depths of hell. But how did I become a dark lord? I shall tell you. It all began in my youth. I spawned from a powerful magician who was experimenting with summons. He was trying to summon a legendary Doom Guard. In the end, he ended up summoning me, but about 1/10 the size. Thus began a new breed, called the Black Assassins. I was trained by him in the magical arts until I matured. There was one problem. I dearly hated the magician, my master. He treated me cruelly and his creulty rubbed off on me. I was determined to escape. I used my enhanced teleportation abilities to teleport away, but as I hadn't mastered the skill, I ended up in the Devil's court. It is highly disrespectful to even lay eyes on the Devil without permission, so guards were sent against me. I fleed for my life until one scout found me. We engaged in a fierce fight until I was victorious. I continued this defiance against the Devil, dividing and conquering his forces. I finally slayed a dark lord after I had gained much experience. The Devil recognized my ability and offered me a position as a dark lord, and I hastily agreed. Serving under the Devil, I carried out his deeds. I grew and became stronger. There was one problem though. I had a longing to see the Earth. To slay life, and not other petty demons. So I escaped after a huge brawl with the outer guardians. Deeply wounded from the battle, a samite healer called Lin_koi healed me up to strength and tutored me in the arts. Then, one fateful day, when I went back to Lin_koi after deer hunting, he was not there. I decided to find him and try to find him. I learned he was being held captive by the Devil. And now, I am looking for a place to train and build up my abilities so that I may rescue the samite healer. Now, you could be asking, why save him? I owed my life to him. But that is not the whole story. When the great magician summoned me, he summoned me with some human feelings. I still fight for the dark side always, but I am not the savage beast the average demon is. Thus, I have discovered LAF from BlackRooster, and am determined to get stronger here.


END

WOOT! Longest post for me yet!

Man I have got a bad cold... the bug must be going around it seems everyone has one. At least theres no way I'm going to school tomorrow. Well, I should probably hit the sack, cya! I'm going to come up with the chronicles of MartiniOlive if anyone thinks I should, if not I won't I know I suck at writing but I try.

Laterz!

That makes you and me both. My throat hurts to swallow or even breathe. Heck, it hurts all together. I cough and hack and sneeze and I can barely stand up. Here I sit at the computer with a blanket wrapped around me to avoid the chills. I shouldn't even be on here, I should be resting. By the way, nice story there, Martiniolive. I have to go take a nap now...*falls on floor and falls asleep*.
.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....

Cool Story Drek, very graphic I give it 9/10

The Chronicles of MartiniOlive

One day, when I was out hunting for food, I came across an orb on the ground. I decided to bring it back to Lin_koi to see what it was. But on my way back, some weird robotic beings stopped me. They told me to give them the orb. Now there was no way I was going to give it away, I figured it might be worth something. Thus the battle began!

I started out by summoning my Liquid Elemental. My liquid elemntal suddenly fired out a true sight beacon, to reveal that these weren't robots at all! They were 3 Holy Warriors intent on retrieving the orb. I decided thne orb must be very important, so I tucked it away and fired off a chain lightning 2 while my Liquid Elemental materialized behind them and sumoned lava from underneath them. They easily countered the spell and sent it back at me, where I barely dodged it. They then summoned a Frost Revenant who froze my liquid elemental in place and then they shattered him. I then casted teleport many times, appearing around them at random intervals and slashing them. All the sudden, they split apart and all of them cast rain of fire onto the battlefield. I was badly hurt by this attack, but more importantly, I needed to find out how to kill these guys. Suddenly I remembered the orb. I took it out of my pocket and it was glowing. I then threw it at them and screamed "Brsingr!" and it exploded. The orb made a huge explosion and all three holy warriors spiraled toward the orb and they ripped apart.

I was forced to flee for my life. I ran away, but the further I got away from the explosion, the closer I got to the explosion. It didn't make any sense. I decided to go back to the orb. It was still intact! And, it had grown to twice its size! I took the orb and power suddenly flowed through me, and the orb dissappeared. Shocked, I went back to Lin_koi and he told me that was one of the legendary power draining orbs. When I lay down to rest, I could only think of what could happen to me next?

Look more of my story!
“You don’t remember me, Dark Cucco?” Dustminion questioned. “I know it’s been a long time, but you don’t remember me a bit?”
“Cocoa, it’s Dusty. Remember the one who wanted to be immortal when he grew up?” Lost sword said. “How’d that work out for you?”
“Well, I- ”
Black Rooster stammered through the door, he looked beaten from a battle.
“They hurt Black Rooster and stole the precious, oh the precious… Black Rooster will get the precious, Black Rooster will get revenge…”
“What precious?” Dustminion asked
“The sword! The precious… Black Rooster needs a Dr.Pepsi…” Black Rooster answered.
“ No, more sugar for you Black Rooster.” Cocoa warned.
“Cocoa, give the people what they want. One Dr.Pepsi coming up.” LLS advised. And she went off to fetch one.
“So have you heard from Superkoopa lately?” Dustminion asked.
“12 Moblinburgers and some Swordfries.” Cocoa repeated Dusty’s order and set it down.
“And a Dr.Pepsi for Black Rooster” LLS said as she sat down.
“Have you heard from Superkoopa?” Dustminion repeated.
“…Superkoopa’s been missing for a week now” LLS reported.

More later!

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

Time to continue my amazing story! All of yours are good too, keep it up!

Bass charges at the Sigma-Bot, and fires his Rocket-Buster right in it's eye, however it comes right back and Bass narrowly dodges it. In return the Sigma-Bot draws out 2 Beam-Sabres and swings them at Bass's head, instead he cleaves off both his wings and Bass plumets down to the Earth.
Talon: Argh, this isn't going too well is it?
Talon pulls out the ProtoX-Sabre and charges it up full, he slashes it so that a Wave-Beam is fired, but the Sigma-Bot fires off a huge ray of dark energy and the Sabre-Shot is dispelled. The Sigma-Bot then starts floating.
Talon: Someone, get under it and blast the hell out of it's circuits.
Drék and Link speed under the Sigma-Bot and upper-stab it's bottom and start to use Rising attacks to destroy it, but the entire outer-shell is made of Met-Alloy and the Master Sword and Icicle-Sabre break.
AuthorX: You're right Talon, this is the work of the Greater Evil.
AuthorX puts his hands in the air, bit by bit energy forms in his hands.
AuthorX: Auuuuu......theeeeer.......DOKEN!
A huge blast of energy emits from AuthorX's hands, right at the Sigma-Bot's eyes. The AuthorDoken is simply absorbed and the Sigma-Bot fires at the party, in which everyone moves away.
Protoman: This thing is unstopable! We've tried almost everything!
Talon: I know! Nothing can get through Met-Alloy, at least not from this time. Obviously something can because how else could the Met-Alloy be shaped into a Sigma-Bot?
Link: I can't help at all, I'm just the Hero of Time.
Talon: You don't have any spells that could do it?
Link: I've got Life, Shield, Jump, Thunder, Spell, Fire, Nayru's Love, Faror......
Talon: Oh yes, the spell of Spell! Cast it right now!
While Drék and Protoman distract the Sigma-Bot from different angles, the Sigma-Bot gets Protoman with a huge ball of darkness and he is shut-down. Link then casts the spell of Spell and the Sigma-Bot stops......
Zéphyx: ......is it stopped?
Suddenly, the Sigma-Bot starts to glow and the Met-Alloy breaks off, revealing a lesser armor under it, Adamantium-Alloy.
Talon: Yes! That may be one of the strongest substances out there, but it's not as strong as Met-Alloy, and it CAN be destroyed!
The Sigma-Bot, showing that it's pissed right off, draws out 6 Beam-Sabres again and with a much faster speed than normal, hit's every remaining team member, Talon, AuthorX, Rush, Zéphyx, Drék, and Link all fall to the ground, in pain.
"Hey! Why don't you pick on someone with power your own size!"
Out of the blue, Dustminion soars from the air and takes a slice at 3 of it's arms with a darker energy. The Sigma-Bot roars in pain.
Talon: Dustminion?
Dustminion: That's me! I see you were in a bit of trouble, all uh, 9 of you.
Drék: Yes, well since you're the only one up, help us or something.
Dustminion: Right!
Dustminion tosses an S-Can to everyone, and then turns to the Sigma-Bot, who's eyes are glowing Black-Red.
Dustminion: Let's have some fun....

And so I'm done for the day, don't worry the plot is going somewhere.

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

God I wish I could make a good origin story...
Um... there was this uh... okay... that goes here... put that there... put this here and... Done! Okay here it is!

I was created by the Devil as a mere shadow which could take physical form and posses most mortal creatures. I was merely a prototype of a weapon Satan was creating to destroy the world. But my powers were to weak. Satan called me a failure and cast me into the black pit of darkness. In this damned alternate hell I grew incredibly strong. The shadows sustained me for thousands of years. When I finally came out of the pit I had assembled an army of creatures that called themselves Shadow Shoguns. With this massive army I stormed the Devil's castle and cast out satan. Satan fled to a distant corner of hell and I haven't to this day. While I ruled hell I gave myself a body to remain in to this day.

The time has come... Onward to victory!

More!

"What?What could've happened?" Dusty demanded.
"Who knows? In the best case he's locked himself in his room all week studying for finals."LLS joked.
"Let's hope that's it."Cocoa laughed.
LLS looked at the time,it was 11 p.m.
"Look,it's time to lock up!Maybe we could go for pizza or something tommorow?"LLS sugested.
"Let's just say here and talk." Dusty said as he got up to flip the open sign to the closed side.
"Sure,I'm up for that,"Cocoa accepted "Moonbeam,it's closing time and Dusty's back to chat!"
Moonbeam came out of the kitchen and sat down with her freinds.
"What happened to Drek?" asked Dusty
"He went off to be in solitude so he could regain his black heart." Moonbeam declared "He should be back soon,though."
"Ah,and Link3's Dr.Pepsi idea has become quite popular,hasn't it?"Dusty wondered "I saw it in the Magic Leaf neighborhood."
"Yeah..You know,I can't believ the Sword Cafe has been open for almost six years!"Moonbeam exclaimed.
"Hey,remember what you almost named the Sword Cafe?" Cocoa teased.
"Yeah,yeah,I remember." LLS admitted.
"Well,Dusty, Talon went off to go visit his father. You remember how close they were?" Cocoa revealed.
"Yeah."Dusty said. He didn't really want to be reminded of the person who annoyed him many years ago. "He's alright isn't he?"
"Of course. He and Talon were going to move awhile back,but Talon decided to stay here with his friends. Tal visits him evey other week,he doesn't live to far from here,either." Cocoa said.
"And Sakura?" Dusty tried to get off the topic of Talon.
"Sakura...She's writing an advice column for the high school's newspaper."LLS said. "She's only a Sophmore,but alot of Seniors look up to her."

More tommorow probably.
Um,the things in the story are personalities that I build from the little I know about you guys. Sorry,if I misinterpted.

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

Black Rooster needs a Dr.Pepsi...
Dr. Pepsi? Is that some sort of mix between Dr. Pepper and Pepsi?
Try this out, but keep in mind that it is MY idea.
Ok, this is a delicious pop I made up:
Mix A&W root beer and A&W Cream soda together. I find it tastes best with the brand A&W.
When mixed correctly, It makes a DELICOUS soda I like to call Fiz. Yes, with one 'z'.

I have more!

Many years later I went up to the surface of earth. I was disguised as a shadow so nobody would pay any attention to me while I continues my evil design's. A few days later I found thiss farm that was under attack by savage monkeys. I watched and when I saw a monkey attack a cucco I was amazed. These cuccos had amazing power! I took one of them back to hell and became lord of birds. That was when I named myself Black Rooster.

The time has come... Onward to victory!

It's all making sense now.

Blank space is good :)

As hoped for...

"And how are you four?"Dusty wanted to know.
"I'm in 8th grade now,I can't wait until High School!" Cocoa exclaimed.
"That's only in a year.Besides,it's not that great." LLS sighed.
"Speak for yourself. There's a lot of people I've never met. So many possible new friends!" Cocoa loved making new friends.
"Yeah,well.."
"Mmm...Dr.Pepsi.Now I must go get the precious!" Black Rooster stood up to leave.
LLS stands up too.She blocks the door from Black Rooster.
"One rupee, please."She demanded.
Black Rooster hands over a rupee and pushes LLS out of his way.

More once I think of Moonbeam's five year future!

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

Nooooo! I just hope my profile didn't change!

The time has come... Onward to victory!

Look what I dug up!

"Well,I'm engaged!"Moonbeam annouced.
"Congratulations!Who is it?"They asked.
"All will be revealed in time"She said mysteriously.
Dustiminion looked at LLS and asked how she was doing.
LLS sighed.So much was going on lately.So many important descions.
"What's wrong"Dusty asked.
"She's over stressing hershelf,worrying about so much.College applications,finals,the Sword Cafe,Superkoopa's disapearance.." Moonbeam answered for Lost sword.
Dusty stood up in exictement.
"Well,we'll just have to find him then won't we?"
LLS looked at him like he was crazy.
"He could be anywhere,besides you just got back for an excursion."She answered.
"So?This is Superkoopa we're talking about!"Dusty shouted.
"We have no idea where to start."Moonbeam said sensibly.
"Let the way of the way of the hero guide to the triforce...and such!"Dustminion quoted.
"I thought we were going to look for Superkoopa!" Cocoa wondered aloud.

I have to go write more now!

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

Well I have no idea what happened to the story I was posting on the forum so I'll start with something diffrent...just not now, maybe sometime later today.

Drék the master of evil, becuase evil is good but not good good but makes me feel good

Um,yeah...

After much debate,Dustminion convinced LLS,Dark Cucco,and Black Rooster to help him search for Superkoopa.Moonbeam was going to stay and run the cafe.
Though Moonbeam's powers would be useful on the journey,with Talon gone she was the only cook working at the cafe and she would take care of running the cafe also.
The next day Dustminion came in early with a bunch of supplies.
"What is all this?" Cocoa asked.
"We can't just go on a search for a missing person without supplies!" Dusty said.
"A thought we were just gonna file a missing person's report and hope for the best." She replied
" There's a one in a million chance that we'd find him if we did that. This way we'll be sure to find out what happened." Dusty told her.
"And if it's bad?"Cocoa wanted to know.
"Then,we'll just have to move on."
"But, you know how bad we are at that!" LLS said, remembering the week when four LaF members left and the remaining were told to "move on".
"I know...but we'll think of something." The minion of dust said reassuringly.

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

You forgot me

No,I didn't. See 'the preson above me' topic for more info.

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

I did.

The watermelon's name is Fooby.

*Black Rooster comes in with a pie made of water melons, sees Akiio and his water melon and quickly walks out of the room*

The time has come... Onward to victory!

*Launches thousands of Foobys at Black Rooster*

THE FOOBIES: Whee!Whee!Whee!Whee!Whee!Whee!Whee!Whee!Whee!Whee!Whee!Whee!Whee! etc.

Later that day,the four of them found themselves in the villiage of Eronia. Eronia was a quiet village alongside a mountain with an awe-inspiring view.
They were weary from traveling,and they decided to stop and eat before they went around the village.
They came upon a small resturuant called Trang's Kitchen and went inside. Each member of the party ordered their own piece of food.
"It may be a good idea to ask around for tidings of Superkoopa while we awit our order." LLS suggested.
"Yeah,"Dark Cucco went over to a young adult to ask him about Superkoopa "Do you happen to know an 18 year old guy that goes by the name Superkoopa?"
"I won't answer a question of one's name I don't know" The man replied.
"I am Dark Cucco,now,please,answer."
"I do believe the name sound familiar" He told her.
"Really? Ever been to LaF?" She exicitedly asked.
"No,but I think he passed through here a while back."
In the mean tim Black Rooster was searching for something of his own right. The thief of his sword,Black Rooster wanted it back. Balck Rooster wanted revenge.
"Black Rooster will have it,"he said, "They stole my precious,and Black Rooster will get revenge."
"It's just a sword,there will be others."Someone told him. Bad mistake. This caused him to snap (even more so).
Dustminion rushed over. "What are you doing?" he demanded.
"He offended the precious...Called my precious just a sword. If the precious were here he would hurt the precious' feelings." Black Rooster explained.
"You need to calm down!" Dusty told him.
"Remember,our first priority is Superkoopa.Then your 'precious'"LLS reminded him.
With that Balck Rooster flew into a rage.
"You say the precios is not important! precios is not second rate! precious is the best!" Balck Rooster said as he charged at her.


To be continued... (yay!)

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

?????

LLS, what's up with your sig?