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I'm in pain, not a little pain or alot but more like A HUGE AMOUNT OF NONE STOP PAIN!!!!!!! This morning my cat was at the landing on the stairs and I tripped over him face first and straight down the stairs and hit the metal bench. I was out cold for five minutes or that's what my Dad said and now I have a huge bump on my head and my arm I swear was dislocated but it hurts alot.

Tell me about your past pains and sorows.

Drék the master of evil, becuase evil is good but not good good but makes me feel good

Euthanise the cat... joking.

Well, be careful next time. Hope you will be all right without traumas or anything like that.

My arms shaking and I'm not making it do that, I've had it on ice for about 30 minutes but had to take it off to avoid nerve and skin damage for the ice. My head hurts alot and I have a Concussion again so I think I'll have to be careful or I'm going to kill myself.

As for my cat he jumped up and laned safely on the landing then bugged me for food.

Drék the master of evil, becuase evil is good but not good good but makes me feel good

OUCH!!! Sorry to hear that you got smacked silly.:( I hope your feelin better.

That sounds just like what a cat would do.:)

Well, I've fallen in a bathtub at an early age, literally piercing my lower lip with my teeth(still have the scar from that one) I've fallen down the stairs while in my walker.(again, still have scars) I've riped open my calf on goose wire.(like chicken wire, just thicker) goten my leg bit by a dog (right above the knee where all the muscle is, ouch) almost got my eye gouged out by my cat. (He jumped off the window seal on my face by accident) got 1/2 an inch of a thorn stuck in my knee and had it DUG out by my mom.:'( (One of the few times I've invented new cuss words.) Gotten bit by a horse on my sholder.(that hurt) Gotten thrown by my horse a number of times. Fallen down the stairs and threw out my back.

I am just sooo graceful!:)

Anyways, hope your feelin better Drek!:)

Bow to the queen vampire of all!!! Wa ha ha!

I don't feel anything much right now cause I just took extra strength pain killers but I also can't move my right arm so I'm disabled at the moment. Also Moonbeam you've got alot of injuries but since your all right then I should be to.

I've done tons of stuff like factor my leg from jumping of an 8 foot building (not my fualt). Paralzyed for an hour and couldn't breath for 10 minutes. This was because I landed on my back 5 feet on to pointy rocks that periced my sink and damaged my back, the burses were black blue and purple I couldn't walk for about a week or sleep. I still have a bad back but I'm use to the pain now. I've also had someone land on my head feet first and drag me down a 50 meter hile with there feet on my head. My ear was bleeding and I got a concusion also amnisia so I forgot I ton of stuff and I still don't remember what happened.(one year ago that happened)

Drék the master of evil, becuase evil is good but not good good but makes me feel good

I left my computer chair this morning, went up and got pizza, came down to sit just as Cat pushed the chair, on my ass I fall!
I get back up, put my pizza on the desk, rub my back and sit down...WHAM on the ground I fall again.

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

LOLOLOLOL! I had my cheek cut open once and I was able to stick my finger through it into my mouth. I had to get about... I forget how many stitches but it HURT!

The time has come... Onward to victory!

Ouch that's gotta hurt Black Rooster and Talon that would hurt but it's more funny and embarssing so I won't luagh...GWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Drék the master of evil, becuase evil is good but not good good but makes me feel good

I had lost the thing that holds my ear ring... so I replaced it with one that looked like it but smaller. Days after my ear ate (yeah it ate it!)it. I haven't noticed it at first... then I was about to remove it but it was IN my ear. I had to dig my ear to get it from the hole. It hurted me so much I swore to never wear that kind of ear ring again.

When I'm talking about the hole, it's the hole of my ear ring. Just not to confuse anybody...

I don't know what that would be like as I don't have my ear with a hole in it (NEVER!!!) but sounds like it would hurt.

Drék the master of evil, becuase evil is good but not good good but makes me feel good

EEH, sorry to hear Sakura. I give you all permission to laugh at my story...

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

BWA HA HA HA!!!

Ahem sorry.

Blank space is good :)

Nah, it's funny Superkoopa laugh all you want!
BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
erm, hehehe.....

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Owie...

Well, when I was a toddler I crawled out a second-story window (my brother was around and grabbed my ankles in time, thank god =P). I ran into a very sharp corner of the wall and had stitches in my forehead (there's still a faint scar) and another time I accidentally cut open my forefinger with some scissors and also had stitches there. A lot of the time when I'm working on some project I end up putting tiny holes in my fingers with needles (but they don't hurt). Other than that, I never really hurt myself, but numerous times I've slipped down the stairs. I'm proud to say I haven't broken one bone.

Bah, GAWAHAHAHA, and I got another story of Drék's torment. I jumped on a 5 story buildin(had no chocie) and landed on one leg (purpously) to aviod damaging both legs. I factored my left leg instead of totaly breaking it because I landed right.

Drék the master of evil, becuase evil is good but not good good but makes me feel good

*gasp* AuthorX CARES about you Madhatter?
Wow.....I'm proud to say I too have never broken any bones, I'm too cautious!

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

I remember that when I was really young, I dropped a can on my big toe, and the nail came off. >.o

Stubbing my toe in general sucks a LOT...I also get an ingrown toe nail in my big toes every now and then. That gets annoying, and when I stub my toe THEN...well, it constantly stings for at least five minutes.

And the beautiful Kaze brushed his hand through his hair, and walked off into the sunset, as the hordes of fangirls moaned and fainted.

Same here, I have a problem with one toe(It's not constant, only when pressured[bowling ball anyone]).
I stub it, boom 10 minutes of agony.

Go Protoman, and Link, and Zero, and Roll, and Shadic(who likes AOL)!

I am crippled with pain just trying to read all of this. Seriously, if I read about someone falling off a 5 story building and fracturing there left leg... Gawd, it makes me hurt. I literally feel for you.

It hurt but I was running from a bunch of people who want me dead.

Drék the master of evil, becuase evil is good but not good good but makes me feel good

Maybe they wanted to be your friend...

No they idn't want to be my friend they wanted me dead. I know this because they attacked me alot and all the time. They attacked me with a metal pole pole.

Drék the master of evil, becuase evil is good but not good good but makes me feel good

Learn some martial arts...

hm... Either leatn martial arts, or find a friend that could kick their asses.
I have a friend who is in 6th grade. He is doing very well in tae kwando, and he could most likely beat up most of the kids that pick on me. Besides, he is the king of come backs. I mean, this one time This one girl was bragging about how she had two houses, and he said that thats because she needed two just so she could fit in them.... or something funny like that. You'd have to be there to really get a laugh at. My favorite comeback is when someone says: Whutta you lookin at?!, I would say: you. You would be surprised, it really makes them mad. It is very funny.

It's over now and I know kick boxing (American not Tia Kwan do).

I've got something new for all of you who like reading about the pain's of Drék. I went tobogganing and while go down I fell of the sled and hit a jump and then twist in mid air while my legs were tangled around the gripping ropes. Also many times I was shot off the sled and face planted but the worst was when I cleared the jump and then impacted the ground and smashed into the ground then flew up again the down and up each time slowing down but twisting alot. It hurts so... now I am on my couch because I can't sleep and I've taken all the extra strength advil I can with out over doseing.

By the way violence only begins more violence. Also Tia Kwan Do stands for the way of the fist and foot but is really a from of kick boxing but I think my kick boxing is better. I haven't used it in a few years and can't really do it anymore but back when the people chased I could have killed them. That shows self control and the fact that I was in a genorous mood. Damn pills kicking in gott a goo.

Drék the master of evil, becuase evil is good but not good good but makes me feel good

Oh well... but now you know kick boxing, so next time you're not going to break yourself a bone...

remember... For self defense! don't go getting revenge(unless they killed someone close to you, or injured them badly or whatever).

I'm back after long nights of no sleep until the sleeping pills drug me out at 1:30 I'M BACK!!!!!!!

I knew the kicking boxing when they were chasing me but I didn't use it cause I'm not supose to use it.

In kicking boxing you can never fight with out armor or you could break your leg in on kick. I sprand my legs alot and your arms get really worn down cause you use them to defend and the legs to attack.

Drék the master of evil, becuase evil is good but not good good but makes me feel good