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Yes, this is the one and only topic where you can posts about idiots you've met, or seen or dealt with.
Well, there was this time back in fifth grade where this one idiot went to the bathroom and flushed the toilet about a dozen times in a row, causing the water to flood the bathroom floor, and as if that wasn't enough, he began to lick it all up off of the floor. May I add his tounge was coming in COMTACT with the BATHROOM floor, which was not ONLY covered in water...
Yeah... Well, anymore idiot stories?

Aiight... This one moron.. I'm sitting in my computer class last semester--this is before the second expulsion--Kicks my table so hard, monitor and books jump. So i rams my chair into his and continue on with work, and he goes off telling me to appologize or he shall beat me up in the most graphic words a hick can come up with without using the word "cow".
Oh twas a fun battle of "wits". One side would keep on saying "Gonna beat you up when no ones lookin", the other side quoting Silence of the Lambs (guess who was which? ^_^). Well, almost quoting silence of the lambs... forgot the Fava beans part so had to improvise. Still good though. ^_^
Next day.. darn baka fulfills his threat by kicking my backpack as i attempt to descend a flight of stairs. Long story short, just another step towards expulsion while the one who starts the entire thing both days continues life with no hassle. So thats the one guy bein moron/idiot/etc, as Well as the educational system of this nation, at least disciplinary-wise

"Uh oh? BunBun never says uhoh!"-aylee

I saw a mron in gym class... when we were practicing voleyball, he dropped the ball and kicked it in the face of someone (his nose started to bleed a lot...). Then, while we were playing, he kicked it between the legs (you know what I mean) of someone else... This was not an accident if you ask me...

There is this one idiot named 'shay' who always going around tellin people:
"Don't worry little orphan boy, they'll find a cure!".
What a dork.
I replied with "unfortunatly, there is no cure for what you have."
It had some pretty good results. lol.

Me, myself and matrixwarrior, not saying that he is a total idiot, it's just that he is very different and he expresses him, even in the elevator in his apartmant, he just out of nowhere started to talk about clone high, it's a great show in all, but he spontaniously started to talk about it, sometimes it's really funny, but other times it's really dumb and pathetic.

Go link.

weyou know ice shards if you dont like the way i think or act then tou should be getting an ass kicking soon verry soon.....

MatrixWarrior

I was just kidding, and the reason I am a moron is because I was born that way, of course I wish I wasn't, but still, who cares. if you want to read my comics with "accidental" profanity go to:
http://a.1asphost.com/finalfantasyq
then go to the sub-comics and read the adventures of Clash, right at this moment, there are only five, but there will be more. it is about a pair of links ( Clash being the black one ) and Joe mamma being the other and Bass ( so far ) on a funny quest of halarious hatred between joe mamma and Clash.

Go link.

Ok, this one really cooks my noodles: We went to apple bees last Sunday and We asked for the no somking section. (now keep in mind there are four of us, Dad, Mom, My brother and I). In the no smoking section they coudn't find a four person seat. Here's the bad part:
When we were going throught the non-smoking section, there were a whol bunch of two seat tables open, and a bunch of TWO people sitting at a FOUR person spot! UGH! COMON!!!
And when we were seated in the smoking section there was a guy smokin' one right behind us. BLECH! And it could've been avoided!

I wouldnt really call that a moron on the waiter's behalf. their job is to put a party of four in one table as default. If you had Spoken up and said "Oh hey, can we just have those two tables?", they would have more than 100% say "alright". Unless of course someone else had reservations for the table, but a little "tip" could cure that up

"Uh oh? BunBun never says uhoh!"-aylee

Well, it wan't the waiter's fault, it's just that the idea is idiotic in general. Besides, I'm not a waiter- so I wouldn't have known that. It's just, ya know, gee it just didn't seem right.