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Dang... I had to restart my creation... oh well. I like starting things over!

madhatter, if you still wanna work here, go right ahead.

Waid and Matt... if you guys haven't quit... then post and maybe, just maybe, I'll let you guys own and run some of this place again. My idea*cough*

Ok! Sign up for a job whenever... post whenever... eat whenever... drink your martinis whenever... hopefully you get the picture.

If anyone is on... THIS PLACE IS OPEN!

*waits for people to hurry up and get sumthin to eat or drink and party and arcade and all that stuff*

I wasnt really planning on quitting. I was number 11 in the top 20! i gotta get back up there! Id like to have my old position back if thats possible. How come Moiria never posts? I dont think Matt will quit either.

Moira thinks this is disinteresting, long story. Matt won't come back.... maybe....unless I threaten him *evil smile*. But you can come back! You are owner/manager/arcade runner.

Sweet! All right, we were nuber three! We were on page 7! We were doing great! But then all the sudden, linkandfriends blows up, I start hyperventalating, and me and Matt start blaming eachother for messing it all up via Instant Messanger. We need more employees because its only a matter of time before they delete us off the site. That wouldn't be to fun.

*starts to laugh* I see.... you explained that to me in Resouce Room. So did Matt.

<HUGE>JACK WHITE IS SEVERELY HOT, HOT, HOT!!!</HUGE>

Oh yeah I guess i forgot about that. Anyway, is it just me or have only two different people posted here. Thats weird. To bad Matt wont stop being a.....yeah....

What can I do?

I know how to say antidisestablishmentarianism.

You can do anything you want to do here! Just name a job and you will most likely have it!

...I have returned. Let's try to get things back to normal as quickly as possible, ok? We actually have a good chance of jumping in Martini's ranks if we add some new features or attractions! HURRY HURRY HURRY! I am also glad to say that I am retaking my ownership position. In short...
the orginal C.B.A. is back in biznass!

*gives a quick WHOOHOO! then starts stocking cocktail olives for Martini*

Yay, Martini Olives!

I think you should post the menu matt. Here are a few of my suggestions: MUFFINS!!! WOOHOO!!! Awesome stuff, muffins. Martinis, of course (And Olives, but you're already stocking up on those), maybe some kind of Appetizer or dessert? Maybe some Kalimari and Ice cream? I'm sure you are going to put Strawberry Daquiri on the list (Virgin, too).

Oh, and I guess I'll have 5 muffins and a martini with olive.

*Take seat at bar*

Yes, I said 5 muffins... Oh and could you please make them chocolate chip muffins? Thanks.

Mmmmmmmmmm... Muffins. I could sit here talking forever about muffins... if only I didn't have to go to school I would sit around on my computer eating muffins all day. Has anyone at this site been to muffinfilms.com? They are pretty funny. I especially like the one titled "The Muffinless" I also think I am not the only one here who thoroughly enjoys eating muffins.

Matt didn't you say something about my I beat Gauntlet banner? Like that you'd get it to me somehow? Oh well.

Suddenly, I am having severe cravings for Kalamari in 1st period.

*play Billie Jean over and over and over again*

Yea....calimari (yes, with a c) does sound pretty good.... but we have pressing matters at hand.
*serves Sean's food*
I guess I can start drafitng a menu later. But I have to get some more suggestions first. I'm also going to add on to our banner...you'll see how later.

I am getting even bigger cravings for Escargot and Calamari.... yummmmm.... And, yes, I am still playing Billie Jean *TeeHee*.

Ok, I have an order! One strawberry daquiri, virgin please. Yummmmmmmmm... Food is my friend :)

Can Fridays have some 80's music in them? Pleeeeeease? *TeeHee*
*Starts to play Billie Jean over and over and over again, again.* YAY! Double Entertainment! *Sings to Billie Jean*

Because we have such a great place... It is now...
PAY DAY!!!!
*gives myself, Waid, and Matt 1000 currency and 750 currency to madhatter, if they still work here*

*serves daquiri*
There ya go...

Yum... *TeeHee*

Muffins!
Now I shall rant about muffins! Possibly making the longest post that I will ever make! Sooooo...

Muffins! Ah yoursweet bready goodness! With all the special topings you can put on them! Like sprinkles and raisins! Wheeeee! Muffins are so nice! I mean! The word muffin sounds so beutifil! Was Beutifil spelled right? Bah. Who cares? Anywho... Muffins! Beggining with the muff! Muff just sound soooooo nice! with the combination of letters! It is so beutiful! And ending with in! In! In is usually associated with being indoors! But with muff it has a special meaning! Muff-in! Muffin! You just can't understand muffin's muffiny goodness until you eat one! With the stuffing in some of them... Like the blueberry! And the shape! That beutiful round top with the ridged cylyndrical bottom! With a delicate wrapping paper along the bottom maintaining the shae of the muffin! The shape! The sounds! Why I don't know what I would do without muffins in my life! The muffinny bready goodness! My my! Muffins! I can't be myself without muffins! I would run outside in the freezing cold and yell: Muffins are my life! And they really are my life! I have dedicated my life to the reasearch of muffins! But I don't dissect them and study their insides! No! I eat my way through them! Studying the crunch and or softness of the beutiful and noble muffin! The calories! The protein! All of the secrets of life can be traced back to muffins! It is my belief that the big bang was caused by a muffin touching the ball of matter which was everything that we see and don't see in the universe! There were plants that were shaped like muffins! But the evil fossils who don't believe in muffinry that alter themselves to hide the truth of the past! Imagine how many false truths about the universe are roaming around the human's pool of knowledge of muffins! It's a disgrace to all that worship the muffin and only the muffin as their god! In closing. Many many many secrets are linked around the muffin! Take a look at most fungi! They are probably the most loyal to the religion of muffinry! Just take a look at te shape of them. Essentially the same as a muffin! With thew round top and the similar bottom! They are almost as loyal to muffinry as I am! Maybe even more so! ... Nah! Gasp! I have insulted the mushroom! I am very very very sorry! Please forgive me Muffina! The great god of muffins! I shall never insult a muffin again! What? You forgive me? Oh thank you Muffina! I shall redouble my efforts to understand your wonderful intentions! ... Wow... this was extreemly long... Hey! Who desires to hear me rant about olive martinies?

The time has come... Onward to victory!

Are we still gonna do that MEga Muffin Monday thing? Sean seemed to think that it was a good idea. I am sick of Billie Jean. We have to play it everyday in band. Trumpets have to play the stupid main part,and it gets real old real fast.

If someone doesn't answer my question I will rant about the importance of answering questions immediatley!

The time has come... Onward to victory!

Rant about them if you must. I do not care, this place has room for free speech.

Okay but I need to wet my whistle. Can I have a martini?

The time has come... Onward to victory!

Sure! Hold on... I'll get Matt to make you one in a minute.

...martini for the hellion....ORDER UP!
Enjoy the fine liqeur! I guarantee that you will love it, or shall I burn in hell!

I am craving alchoholic drinks... hmm.... Don Peregon (spelling?) '54, James Bond drink, eh?

Hey, Matt, get me a Margarita on the Rocks.... yummmm... and a martini, too!

Margarita and martini..... specially made for you. Enjoy! BTW... I'll look into buying some fine aged liqeur, perhaps even the coveted Dom Perignon. However...it can only touch the lips of those who pay good money!

YAY! Good stuff! Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..... :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

*Starts to do weird gymnastics/yoga things to Billie Jean.(Yes, I am still listening to Billie Jean.)*

Hey! Lookie lookie everybody! I have a new avatar!!!!!

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Tip #1: Please don't spam.
Tip #2: Use the edit button.

:D

I didn't want that to sound so blunt, but that's how it came out.

Ya know Rikku, madhatter is right. We are getting to many two to five word sentances, and then another two to five word sentance by the same person right after.(no offense)

Anyway, I think I have a couple ideas to increase buisness. We should give out something free everyday. Here are some examples:

Mega Muffin Monday
Terrific Toco Tuesday
Wacky Waffle Wednesday
Thrilling _____ Thursday(cant think of anything
that begins with TH. Got
any ideas?)
Fantastic Fish Friday
Nothing Saturday cause we dont have THAT much
money
Super Sandwich Sunday
-Pick your favorites(or none) cause we are on a tight budget already.

HILL!!! WAIDIMO!!! WHERE ARE ALL THE POSTS?!?! AAAHHHH!!!! DOES THAT MEAN MY RANK IS GONE? WHAT HAPPENED???? MY WHOLE PIZZA MAKING AND CRYSTAL CASTLES PLAYING IS GOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

Baelia this your first Quake expirence and this is the biggest in LAF fourm ever since it was created hex if im wrong tell me ok anyway just post long and think of what you want to typeand try tov make your posts big go your rank will go up ok?