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The other disapeared so....
People review then we'll get started again. I gotta go,bell.

Cool!

Alright..
-We went back in time
-took pictures of the omish
-wiped out the entire omish population
-went forward in time
-it was all 'planet of the apes'
-apes noticed me and Drek
-they started to attack us
-we fought back
-Arwen joined us in our plan to overrun the apes and bring stuff back to normal.

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

And I ran around like a chicken with its head cut off.

((Would you like to join us also,Akiio?))

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

Yes, it is fun to do crazy stuff for no reason!

See what I believe is... the forum quakes grew bigger each time and they eventually helped wipe out most of the humans giving the apes room to evolve!

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

KICKETH MONKEY @$$!

I'm insane! Weeeoooo weeeeooo! I like swords! I'm going to climb mount everest with greasy hands!
............................
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!
CRRRRUUUUUNNNNNCH!

The time has come... Onward to victory!

dodo-doDO-dodo
Wheeee!
*Fooby splats into BlackRooster's mangled corpse*

Are you Insane in the membrane (Insane in the brain)?
Its fun!
Join us!

Cool!

Ok, I join. SO what do I do?

You either post insane stuff or help us on our quest to rerule the world by wiping out the apes.

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

Then I come in. I look at the dead body of Black Roster with the smash on him and *sigh*. " This is insane, " I say. But the apes hear me and come to attack me. I giggle and pull out two AK-47's. Onie in each hand. I put on the apes forehead. My grip titen on gun and...
***BBBBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPP**
***This program has be cancalled for violince.***
***MMMEEEPPPPMMMMEEEEPMMMMEEEEPPP****
Finally it come on again, there is me, with blood spilled everywhere. I chuckly and ask you "Can I join your party".
???? What will your answer be????

"Sure".
I>Final Fantasy Xpert has joined your party!!</I>
I>Daniel-Spujestu has joined your party!!</I>
"Come on let's go."

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

So can I be the Gun Mage. Ohh Ohh, and I protect you. I would sacrifice my life to save you.

And then the GIANT GOD OF CRAP came out of know where and started smashing stuff! STOP HIM!!!!

Suddenly, out of seemingly nowhere leaps a small purple dragon and whips out a katana and charges the poop god But suddenly i realize..I DON'T HAVE THUMBS!!!!!!!!!! *poop god tramples me*BLEARGHH!!!!! *twitch twitch* server busy waiting to respawn...respawning in...10 minutes hours

Then LLS goes to attack it but the pile of shit hits her. She goes flying. I dive to save her( because i'm her body guard). I pull out the AK-47's and say " Its time to go to work." Before I fire I give everyone an AK-47.
***You now have an AK-47***
" Let's all attack together, if we do this will be easy. Come on, what do you say," I say.
???What will your awnser be???

hell is nice and warm ya know

HAH! but little did LLS know, she gave a k7-47 machine gun thingie to the almighty god of crap, too! MWAHHAAHAHAHAHA!!!! Now it is shooting everything that moves!

Suddenly *POIT* Gleep HAs Respawned!!! I charge the smelly fiend, ak-47 in mouth and run up the poop monsters leg matrix-style and jump onto it's arm and POW POW POW POW!!! i shoot it's arm off and jump off just before it hits the ground and jump onto his other arm POW POW POW! His arm disentagrates and i jump ont to it's head i'm About to deliver the final blow but..Click Click OUT OF AMMO'D!! I chuck the empty weapon aside and and jump into the air and use my PURPLE BEAM OF DOOOOMM!!!!! and blow that suckas head off... and with a stagger backward he falls forward EDIT:towards ff xpert crushing him and busting every bone in that friggin diggin pig latin usin itchba! *THUD* i land but with such a force that my legs are shatterd and my spine is broken....i sacrificed myslelf to saveth YE! (heal spell anyone?) (yah yah you heal me but i defeated the lumbering turd. i did save your life...ICTHBA!)but then again you DID save mine....all is forgiven......very well..I HEALETH THOU! oh and he way what you said made me angry...you won'y like me when i'm angry....

Hey dumb ass,
If I was giving everyone AK-47's do you think I would be a girl??? I'm a boy numbnuts.

Anyway, I pull out a bag and spead the powder from inside it on the dragon. Then I say the magic words " Uckfa ouya, ouya ittlela itchba. Ouya houldsa ucksa yma allsba ". Then he is cured.
But, another moster jumps out of no where. It is the God of Random Pop-ups.
" Oh shi..." I could not finish talking because a pop-up poped in front of me. I shatter it and say " Let's get to work! "

*Suddenly, time freezes around FFXpert. Everyone turns grey and stops in their tracks as FFXpert looks around in awe. Flames rise is a circle aruond him, and a figure surrounded by water approaches slowly, eyes glowing bright white*
"Doth thou think that humans of the female gender.. do not posses the ability to handle let alone pander AKs... Fool, thou hath not played CS with angry women..." speakeths the disembodied manifestation of 1Up.
FFXpert wets himself where he stands as 1Up pulls forth a rather thick but averaged sized tree branch in his left hand, and a thinner yet longer defense branch in his right.
"For thine transgressions.." continues the Mushroom of Life. "I shall bestow my powers unto you. Enjoy another life.. Thou shall live a condemned soul.. before me"
*After totally ripping lines from Mitsurugi, the etheral warrior of peace leaps forward at FFXpert, water trailing behind him, and slams the offense branch hard against the offender's neck. FFXpert falls off balance and stumbles onto the ground. Disgarding his sticks, 1Up grabs the p'tok by the face, blood trickling from his nails*
"Wench... I know thou game.."
*FFXpert's head then collapses under the weight of 1Ups grip and he screams in pain...
...He opens his eyes and is back where he was, as if nothing happened, only a bruise on his neck and five marks around his face as proof this ever happened...*

*off to the side, Gleep opens his eyes, a half eaten green mushroom in his claws*

"Uh oh? BunBun never says uhoh!"-aylee

Aki the squire stabs the god of RANDOM POPUPS with a rune Blade! he is thrown the length of a football field by his counterattack! he is crushed by a popup wall! SOMEONE REVIVE POOR AKI!

Yikes, there, xpert, that was a bit harsh... I mean he SAVED your life... And you used pig-latin....
For we have entered...
the twilight zone! *play twilight zone music*
Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun

Oh no!!! we have been brought into the twilight zone! zone... zone... zone........

NO! why does the complete set of dvd's for the twilight zone have to be 72 dollars?!

It's not fair! I need twilight zone NOW!!!
*cries in corner*

Nummy Mushyroom! recovering from my injuries, i suddenly go into a frenzy of rage balsting all of the blasted pop-ups in my way but suddenly the most unholy ones attack me...change your homepage... YEARGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am thrown aside into the nearby by one-of-a-kind PORTAL TO THE ABYSS!!!! i fall and fall and fall endless torrents of darkness washing over me...i see the light of the opening for a second the last thing i see before it closes are the faces of my comrades leaning over the hole....i am then flung around over and over the darkness washing over me...nothing but darkness....how will you save me from the ABYSS!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

*Wakes up*
*revives Akiio*
"Daniel-Spujestu,pull yourself together man! There will be no Twilight Zone Collection for you if these pop-ups kill us!"

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

YAY! I'M ALIVE!

pop the pop-ups people!

***I have come to a conclusion, 1UP(his ass) is a retard***
" Oh, shit," I think. Then I get an idea. I randomly put out M-80's and Aussult rifles.
***Everyone recived an M-80 and an Aussult rifle***
I cram the lite M-80 up 1UP's ass. Then I chuck him at the god of pop-ups. He blows up and kills the pop-up god ( and himself). Who will the next enemy be?

P.S. 1UP, Your lines suck pigs ass.

P.S. LLS, We should start on a quest or something and try to find something rare.

Is that a challenge, you pretentious youth? o.O I don't know about the rowdy kids of today, but back in my day it was an insult to be voilated by m-80s and kicked to an idol of pop-ups. >.> So if that was...
*his eyes fade out as his etheral body manifests itself into a physical one, holding in either hand a rather weather-eaten tree branch =/*
One thing you should know, FFXpert...
*he slams his branch against the ground and a Portal to the Abyss opens beneath the feet of FFXp, his life forfeit to retreive Gleep from that gloomy end.. What? Mushrooms have to get the extra lives from Somewhere..*
...No one shoves a random amount of explosives up This mushroom's behind and gets away with it.

*returns to his etheral state and dissapears as suddenly as he appears, lest he fall victim to...
...Insanity Place!! OoooOOOoaaaaaaOOooo...*

"Uh oh? BunBun never says uhoh!"-aylee

this place is insane.............. i shall join!

ummm.welcome firedragon. since nobody is gong to save me from the abyss i guess i'll find a way out myself ok..i use the assault rifel to rip a hole in time and space and warp out. then i madly charge the pop-up that killed me and BOOM!!! It shatters. i run over to the bloody remains of 1up and revive him. we charge the god of pop-ups and use our assault rifles to shatter all of the pop-ups in our way when we get to the center we are suddenly attacked by....porn! GOD NO!!! i scream i blindly shoot and blow up half of them..and "accidently:" killed ff xpert.oops anyway i go over to HIM and heal him and say "you need to learn to control your friggin anger man!" and leave shooting the god of pop ups suddenly we are attacked by bonzi buddy popups and they are RAZOR SHARP! the go flying towards LLS she's to busy fighting YOU ARE THE MILLIONTH WINNER popups NOOOOOO!!!!! i scream, suddenly ff xpert jumps onto it and grabs the edges pulling it up as hard as he can but it cuts into his hands but suddenly it swerves up!he is flung of, but manages to hit with his m-80 befor it comes back. GOOD JOB we yell but liitle do we know of the horror behind us....

OK
First of all 1up,
Your lines suck!!!!!
Also, your dead, so get out of here you loser.
Secondly, tard monkey Gleep,
Your lines suck also. Imean come on, where did you get them from? A monkys butt!!!!

Final Fantasy Expert person you just pissed me off and you do not want to piss me off. Bad things can happen such as the following (this is really happening unlike the idiotic actions of FFE): Drék came came out from a near by forest and pulled out two custom made hand guns, with his human and repliod body which formed a tech-mage of some description he targeted FFE's head closing in on his forehead. He shot a bullet at Drék but bullet just shot through a misty picture of Drék as it was an after image. The Drék appeared in front of FFE, two guns pointed at his head and with a quick word, "I usually don't use guns, bare hands are funner, but people find guns more treatening!" With that two bullets smashed through the skull of FFE, tearing flesh and then making there way through his brain. Signals in the brain stopped and then bullets rushed through tearing two small tunnels that scraped side by side forming a large tunnel that destroyed FFE's brain not to mention took his life. As he fell to the ground Drék pulled out a special orb and slowly pulled out what seemed to be a black shadow of FFE. This was his soul and it was going straigth to hell, Drék caused the soul as much pain as he possibly could as this would seem like pleasure to him after he got through where he was going. Once the soul was taken Drék shot the hand that was holding the orb into the air, dark mist pured out of it and then with a wipe the orb smashed into the ground, or it should have. Instead it fell faster and faster down to the center of the Earth to spend the rest of his damned life with Satan.

NO ONE INSULTS ANYONE HERE ON LAF YOU GOT ME!

Drék the master of evil, becuase evil is good but not good good but makes me feel good

Final Fantasy Xpert, you just flamed him! You know better than that.

Anyway, may I join the "insanity?"

I'll just type a little random story.

Once upon a time, there was...a moron...who alllllways a a stupid canteen wrapped around his neck. It was a dark and stormy night, and this MORON went into the woods. And a HUUUUUGE bear came up and RIPPED HIS HEAD OFF. Just 'cause he looked...sooooo STUPID. THE END!

If you don't recognize that, that bit was from Canteen Boy, a bit from the video "The Best of Adam Sandler." That was so funny. ^.^

{insert witty sig here}

so, hang on, ff expert? why are you such as stuck up crap for brains? first of all, all i know that i may have done to annoy you is ACCIDENTLY call you a girl.Accidents happen you know. so unless your vision of yourself is "higher" then the rest of us, then maybe you should just screw off.besides if it is it shouldn't be for gods fuggin' sake your stooping lower than anyone here calling us stupid, retarded, etc. For no friggin' reason! you know, at first i thought oh this topic will be fun, but you know what it's not so ffexpert, SCREW YOU! either that or you can shut the freaking crap up and and be nice. it's not like you own this forum anyways, and what did 1up do? huh? well he stood up for someone and i'm happy. and before you say these lines suck, maybe you should think maybe YOU suck. maybe you should just shut the hell up and go. there, go ahead, say what you want call me dumb say i suck, make up some stupid way to kill me off, think, why the crap are you doing that? right on my first post you go ballistic on me and get out your heavy-duty flamethrower. i'm only in the sixth grade and i'm more mature than you.so piss off or be nice.

C'mon, all of you! We're on a team,so can we stop fighting each other for now and kill these popups? FFXpert is just short tempered.
But first: FFXpert-It's okay if he called you a girl,he didn't know yet.It's just your opinion that his lines suck,so keep it too yourself. I mean it keeps us going and actually takes the story someplace.
((A point to this insanity? Why that's unheard of!))
I defeat the bit of the popups(of doom!) that I was fighting and press forward to attempt to defeat the "who's in your family tree" pop-ups.

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

Well, for the sake of us all, I'm just going to forget everything prior to this post.

Suddenly, a hole was torn in hyper space... the fifth dimension began showering down, all of the three visible dimensions before it showed in their true simplicity of life, like a leopard finally released from it's cage, the dimensions show their true color. Everyone and everything is sucked into the wormhole to a different area in space-time, and into the fifth dimension, were no dimension is united with another- where they are simple and show off they're true form.
EDIT: YES! cool font!I finally found one I really like.

Wooooaaaaa.
Chill out homie gee.
You gotta learn not to take thing personly. I mean come on, it only a joke. Why don't you go spaz out. But, promise me one thing, don't say your mature, because your not.

Umm...who ever your directing this at, probably me, your understanding on the concept of mature must be very limited. As you are flamming at people and that is in no way mature therfore you should not judge people on who is mature or is not

Drék the master of evil, becuase evil is good but not good good but makes me feel good

and I am Running around in circles for no reason waiting for something to happen!

Dude I was talking to Gleep not you.

*Flys in and creates an earth quake* *everyone runs like a lunatic thinking the apocolsy is happening* oops *shouts* everyone its just me hey its FFX-pert *bites his head off* yummy still no cookies though (read sig)

That was random

Insanity!!!!!!!!!!!!
Insanity Place!!!!!!!!!!!
Five pages!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Congratulations!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
((Spam))!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay,I'm done.
So are all the pop-ups defeated?

I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
There are people,but they are not real
They speak for hours,yet don't say a word
Their lives are right here yet they have no life
They're isolated,yet connected to all
We're always in this place, but not really there at all
All we see is a blinding light, we never hear a call
What am I to do
When I'm stuck in a world that does not exist
Left with a pain that is all but bliss.

Yea,five pages of Insanity!
"I'll be a healer.Anybody need healing???"

Cool!

I am Running around in circles for no reason waiting for something to happen...some more.

Wooooooaaaaaaaaa. I did not notice how long this has lasted. Well, ummmmmmm, Happy Spam!!!