Forum >> Pointless Spam >> Spam E-mail

Revivication of a lost thread. :)

Bah! I hate spam e-mail. They're always cluttering up my e-mail account (which is the reason I didn't put my e-mail address in my profile (why would I want to?!?)) and always containing viruses. Actually, I don't open them, because they're spam. :P I delete them, and they're now in my trash. I'm going to share these so-called spam e-mail with you. I will even comment on the guy.

kendall - Increase metabolism, lose weight!

COMMENT: I'm doing fine with my weight. I don't need help from you, you virus-dwelling person.

william190 - !!ASSISTANCE!!

COMMENT: !!SPAMMER!!

melvin - Would you like to get laid TONIGHT?!

COMMENT: HELL NO!

yusufowolabi - Very Very Urgent

COMMENT: yusufowolabu...what a completely unoriginal name. Did your parrot give you that idea for a name? Anyway, doesn't sound "Very Very Urgent" from a guy that puts two spaces in his message, capitalizes all of it, and uses his name which his parents gave him (bet his parents are parrots :P). I feel this is a virus.

msk - Affordable Housecleaning Service/First Time 20% Off

COMMENT: (insert witty response here)

dewitt - Hello there!

COMMENT: Hi. Bye. *deletes e-mail*

joseph - 36-hour V i a g r a!

COMMENT: No need for "V i a g r a!"

olen - Ride her til the wheels fall off!

COMMENT: What a waste of my precious time.

EL HOTEL DE SUS SUEŅOS - <publicidad> SUS VACACIONES SOŅADAS CON DESCUENTOS PARA INTERNAUTAS

COMMENT: :?



My first and best spam e-mail yet.



esan71621851@SexMagnet.com - Mjg0122, make Internet a safer place for kids !

COMMENT: WTF?! This guy wants me to "make the internet a safer place for kids" yet his e-mail address is from SexMagnet! =/

(Part of my address is "mjg0122" and you get not a peep more.)

Anyway, the point is to post all the spam mail you've ever gotten on your main account. Put your favorite one last.

{insert witty sig here}

My first(and only) Spam Email:
Unregisteredfun:BUY UNDERWEAR ONLINE!
Comment: WHY?

Cool!